DarthAni
darthani2616.bsky.social
DarthAni
@darthani2616.bsky.social
I was a sweet kid from a distant corner of the galaxy who went and joined the Empire to pay off my student loans and credit cards.
The LOTR and Hobbit movies are Christmas movies because elves. And Santa beards. That is all.
a man with a beard is sitting at a table with a cup
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with a cup
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
December 24, 2024 at 10:16 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."°

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by DarthAni
Ribbit!
December 22, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
i think it is very cool that the political press was basically uninterested in the fact that vance is openly adjacent to/pals around with far-right and Nazi-sympathetic maniacs
To those asking, here's Vance's comments.
When news broke that the terrorist in Germany was a Saudi immigrant, Vance implied blame on all immigrants/Muslims.
When it came out that the attacker was an Elon Musk fan, AfD supporter, and anti-Islam, Vance defended AfD.
He's said nothing else about it.
December 21, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
my favorite thing about Rickey:
December 21, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
December 21, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
This DOGE thing is driving me crazy. Nobody except crooks supports government waste but the idea that these two chucklefucks are going to do anything but use their stupid pet project to do anything other than make themselves more money is absurd. Also, Elon is a Nazi.
December 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
December 20, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Reposted by DarthAni
Keeping the space station manned is not worth selling our security out to Elon musk.

Cutoff space X from federal contracts unless they can Musk. This is a clear and present danger
December 20, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
Why is the Biden administration silent on the richest man in the world doing the bidding of Putin?

WHY IS HE STILL A FEDERAL GOVT CONTRACTOR???
December 20, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
We need to tax the hell out of these guys.
December 19, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
He won the popular vote on people who voted for contradictory and opposed things. The fires are starting and they’ll be constant.
December 20, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Reposted by DarthAni
Trump is not the President elect.

He's the assistant to the President non-elect.
December 19, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Reposted by DarthAni


Chad Kroger of Nickelback, has played in the Nativity scene in all the 50 states, however this year he says he's done.

He said he loved playing Joseph, the sheep, some cows, and even Mary.

When asked why he was quitting.

He said he'll never make it as a wise man.
December 19, 2024 at 10:58 PM
So good, but Joe really should have gone for the double-Tarantino homage and engraved each sword with "Bad Motherfucker."
Epic gift alert: Joe Burrow gifted his offensive linemen authentic Japanese Katana swords.

Each sword comes with its own story, from certain towns or battles. He put them in a room and each picked one.

LT Orlando Brown: “The fact that he bought me a sword, it’s the most ancient form of respect.”
December 20, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Reposted by DarthAni
Can't we just tell CEOs to carry a bullet-proof backpack to work?
December 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars

George Lucas: Jizz

Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-

Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
December 19, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
Jeffries: It's been interesting to me that for decades the Republican party has lectured America about fiscal responsibility, about the debt and the deficit. It's always been phony. This bill proves it.
December 19, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by DarthAni
If the government shuts down Saturday, the richest man in the world will be largely to blame.

You may not get access to services you depend on just before the holidays because an unelected billionaire shadow president wanted it that way.

If this isn’t oligarchy, I don’t know what is.
December 19, 2024 at 9:00 PM
He's a refrigerator dolly and a bite shield away from the full Hannibal Lechter treatment.
December 19, 2024 at 8:43 PM
It's waaaay less embarrassing for America's final boss to be the foreign-born wealthiest man in the world who is objectively a genius and constantly does obvious super-villain shit as opposed to a domestically-spawned, blabbering trust-fund Cheeto.
December 19, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Not only that but they are false advertising. An "open-faced turkey sandwich" is just turkey toast.
Nearly without exception, open face sandwiches are an affront to God
December 19, 2024 at 3:29 AM