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Somebody wake up Hicks
Luge isn't a spectator sport. There I said it
#winterolympics
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Actually gutted and a bit choked for the GB pair Jenny & Bruce. Played very well, keep those heads high 🇬🇧 #winterolympics #curling
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I've realised watching the curling it's a sport I could never play. The intrusive thought to just go mental and send a stone smashing down like a rocket would win #WinterOlympics #curling
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Apparently it is NOT ok to refer to cleaning supplies as "janitalia".
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Mrs Collins & Mrs Clayton at the famous Robinson's chip shop in Harehills, Leeds. Now long long gone but a well remembered chippy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Reform are recruiting all the Tories who failed massively in government and Reform fans applaud it like they're getting A list stars. Absolutely thick as mince 🤦
January 26, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I wonder if the session singers who sing "FLASH! SPEED MOP!" To the tunes of Queens's Flash, consider their careers a success.
January 24, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Looking forward to being in it 🙂
January 24, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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LOOKS LEGIT
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 AM
The £4 Domino "cheeky little pizza" seems like a great deal until you see it. Smaller than the wheels in a Lego set..
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Liz Truss there, looking like the kid from school who goes on an American holiday during the half-term and comes back doing a pretend accent for about two weeks.
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz351bs
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Great day's night of ashes cricket. Bring on day 2 when Australia get a bajillion run lead and make England look like school boys #ashes
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I didn't get the sixpence
#puddinggate
December 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The in-laws tradition is opening presents after lunch. These are not my people
#merrychristmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My missus has booked us a family get together meal on Christmas eve with all the family. On the day before the biggest roast dinner of the year we're going for a carvery.
Genius......
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Those England fans who have spent thousands to get to the 4th test in Melbourne, just waiting for the kids to break up and they'll be on the plane. And now the spectacle that the MSG should have been will be a nothing match #ashes #deadandburied #fivenil
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Smith is absolutely right. Archer bringing the spice when there's absolutely nothing to play for 🤷‍♂️
#ashes
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I remember the laughs and guffaws when Glen McGrath predicted 5-0 to Australia.
Not laughing now....
#ashes
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The arrogance shown from the England camp after the first test when we could all see this was coming is what makes this massively embarrassing. McCullum, Keys and Stokes are done, the experiment has failed they need to step down after this tour #ashes
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's embarrassing. McCullum and Keys have to go after this tour the experiment has failed.
Stokes should also go imo he's been a complete nearly man as the test team captain
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
What's disappointing is knowing England will learn nothing from this. The 2nd test will still be bazball or nothing #ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Complete capitulation. We blew it #ashes
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Rugby league is a northern centric game. Nothing wrong with that, it just is. The difference in atmosphere, feeling and play compared to the last test at Wembley is massive #EngvAus #rugbyleague #ashes
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Why do Dove make deodorant with 72 hours of protection? Men who plan to go unwashed for 3 days is a very narrow market
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM