The Real Dave Arnold
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My trashcan decided to return to its people this morning.
Me: Can I have one of these ice cream cones?
5 y/o, eating a mint ice cream cone: Yes, but there's no mint left, and if there is, can you save it for me?
5 y/o, eating a mint ice cream cone: Yes, but there's no mint left, and if there is, can you save it for me?
a man is eating an ice cream cone with his tongue sticking out .
ALT: a man is eating an ice cream cone with his tongue sticking out .
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May 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me: Can I have one of these ice cream cones?
5 y/o, eating a mint ice cream cone: Yes, but there's no mint left, and if there is, can you save it for me?
5 y/o, eating a mint ice cream cone: Yes, but there's no mint left, and if there is, can you save it for me?
A while back I got to ask a falsely pious opposing party in a family law case if he could tell me what the ten commandments were, after he had testified that following the ten commandments was extremely important to how he wanted to raise a child. He, of course, could not, and said "Can you?"
May 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A while back I got to ask a falsely pious opposing party in a family law case if he could tell me what the ten commandments were, after he had testified that following the ten commandments was extremely important to how he wanted to raise a child. He, of course, could not, and said "Can you?"
Does anyone else think it's stupid to refer to celebrities by their fake names in media reports about them?
a woman wearing a red costume with spikes on her head
ALT: a woman wearing a red costume with spikes on her head
media.tenor.com
May 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Does anyone else think it's stupid to refer to celebrities by their fake names in media reports about them?
"Stupid is as stupid does" is not only a defense to an accusation, but a devastating insult, not likely to be understood by the target.
May 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"Stupid is as stupid does" is not only a defense to an accusation, but a devastating insult, not likely to be understood by the target.
In Disney's "Moana 2" we encounter the theme of self sacrifice, as a sentient coconut takes an ostensibly suicidal action in order to preserve the lives of his coconut brethren. The choice would also doom Moana and her travelling companions, but is presented as honorable nevertheless.
a cartoon monster with horns and sharp teeth is standing on a fence
ALT: a cartoon monster with horns and sharp teeth is standing on a fence
media.tenor.com
May 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
In Disney's "Moana 2" we encounter the theme of self sacrifice, as a sentient coconut takes an ostensibly suicidal action in order to preserve the lives of his coconut brethren. The choice would also doom Moana and her travelling companions, but is presented as honorable nevertheless.
As seen on Facebook marketplace. I don't believe this is real.
May 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
As seen on Facebook marketplace. I don't believe this is real.
Checking in from Western Maryland
a person is holding a red light in their hand in front of a large rock .
ALT: a person is holding a red light in their hand in front of a large rock .
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May 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Checking in from Western Maryland
If Trump accidentally supports a single payer health care system and people oppose it I'm going to be quite miffed!
May 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If Trump accidentally supports a single payer health care system and people oppose it I'm going to be quite miffed!
May 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Health inspector trigger warning: I sustained a wound for this banana bread.
May 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Health inspector trigger warning: I sustained a wound for this banana bread.
Catholics: what if the Pope said don't vote for Trump? Who ya got?
May 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Catholics: what if the Pope said don't vote for Trump? Who ya got?
The significance of an American Pope cannot be overstated. This easily replaces the resurrection as the most important event in Christian theology.
May 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The significance of an American Pope cannot be overstated. This easily replaces the resurrection as the most important event in Christian theology.
People should mock the Papacy more, actually.
the pope comes to america pope francis arrives for u.s. bishops ' meeting cnn live
ALT: the pope comes to america pope francis arrives for u.s. bishops ' meeting cnn live
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
People should mock the Papacy more, actually.
As the new Pope Leo is celebrated, let us remember that right now, somewhere, there is an ongoing abuse ring being perpetrated by the blessed Church that will come to light some years from now, and everyone will be shocked.
May 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
As the new Pope Leo is celebrated, let us remember that right now, somewhere, there is an ongoing abuse ring being perpetrated by the blessed Church that will come to light some years from now, and everyone will be shocked.
White people taco night
May 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
White people taco night
Can you imagine if Trump could pardon federal crimes AND sins?
May 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Can you imagine if Trump could pardon federal crimes AND sins?
If Trump wasn't such a wimp he would post a picture of himself as Mohammad. He won't. He's shook.
May 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If Trump wasn't such a wimp he would post a picture of himself as Mohammad. He won't. He's shook.
I'm psychic but I already know you won't believe me.
May 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm psychic but I already know you won't believe me.
Deutsch ist die schönste Sprache der Welt.
May 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Deutsch ist die schönste Sprache der Welt.
I think Trump may be trolling his Christian supporters by seeing how many prophecies of the Anti-Christ he can directly fulfill before they start getting nervous... Become the pope... start insisting people use his money....
April 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I think Trump may be trolling his Christian supporters by seeing how many prophecies of the Anti-Christ he can directly fulfill before they start getting nervous... Become the pope... start insisting people use his money....
All the hype is on AI and Quantum Computing, but I think people are sleeping on Suave's QuenchLock(TM) technology for hydrated, healthy looking hair.
a cartoon character is making a funny face while standing next to another cartoon character .
ALT: a cartoon character is making a funny face while standing next to another cartoon character .
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
All the hype is on AI and Quantum Computing, but I think people are sleeping on Suave's QuenchLock(TM) technology for hydrated, healthy looking hair.
Popsicles, the Greek god of frozen treats.
April 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Popsicles, the Greek god of frozen treats.
Constitution be damned, if Trump 2028 happens, the showdown between him and Obama 2028 would be quite the event.
April 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Constitution be damned, if Trump 2028 happens, the showdown between him and Obama 2028 would be quite the event.
How I arrived on Bluesky
April 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky