Irvin K
@darklordofdance.bsky.social
Avid fan of Harry Potter, books, theatre |
a.k.a. hpboy13 on the Internet |
Author of 'DUMBLEDORE' and 'MALFOY'
https://irvinkhaytman.com/ |
https://linktr.ee/irvink
a.k.a. hpboy13 on the Internet |
Author of 'DUMBLEDORE' and 'MALFOY'
https://irvinkhaytman.com/ |
https://linktr.ee/irvink
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Irvin K
@darklordofdance.bsky.social
· Sep 22
It's Publication Day for "Malfoy"
My book about Draco Malfoy and his parents is going out into the world! With an epic party, of course!
hpboy13.substack.com
#Malfoy releases tomorrow! Here is the newsletter with all of the information - links to buy it, online Malfoy content to go with the book, and all the details for the epic launch party happening in October!
hpboy13.substack.com/p/its-public...
hpboy13.substack.com/p/its-public...
Reposted by Irvin K
I do not like your AI slop
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I do not like your AI slop
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
Reposted by Irvin K
I would not, could not, in my docs
Please get out of Firefox
I would not, could not, on the phone
Please just leave my calls alone
I will not, will not, even free
LLMs, just leave me be!
Please get out of Firefox
I would not, could not, on the phone
Please just leave my calls alone
I will not, will not, even free
LLMs, just leave me be!
I do not like your AI slop
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I would not, could not, in my docs
Please get out of Firefox
I would not, could not, on the phone
Please just leave my calls alone
I will not, will not, even free
LLMs, just leave me be!
Please get out of Firefox
I would not, could not, on the phone
Please just leave my calls alone
I will not, will not, even free
LLMs, just leave me be!
Great fun celebrating the release of "Treasure of Ocean Parkway" with @sarvenaztash.bsky.social and @lancerubinparty.bsky.social tonight! Lived hearing them talk about the writing process, and can't wait to dive into the book!
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Great fun celebrating the release of "Treasure of Ocean Parkway" with @sarvenaztash.bsky.social and @lancerubinparty.bsky.social tonight! Lived hearing them talk about the writing process, and can't wait to dive into the book!
Sophia threw a "Halloween at Hogwarts" party, and I took the prompt as a chance to cosplay the Fat Lady, after she's been brutally victimized by Sirius Black! Honestly, what kind of man starts slashing up innocent portraits?
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sophia threw a "Halloween at Hogwarts" party, and I took the prompt as a chance to cosplay the Fat Lady, after she's been brutally victimized by Sirius Black! Honestly, what kind of man starts slashing up innocent portraits?
Some of the coolest Halloween costumes I saw this year:
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photos.app.goo.gl/gcY1wWh9o1Bu...
Halloween 2025 Cool Costumes · Friday, Oct 31 📸
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November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Some of the coolest Halloween costumes I saw this year:
photos.app.goo.gl/gcY1wWh9o1Bu...
photos.app.goo.gl/gcY1wWh9o1Bu...
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There will be so many things to say about the legendary Nancy Pelosi's transformational tenure in Congress—but for now, let's start with "Thank you, Madam Speaker."
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
There will be so many things to say about the legendary Nancy Pelosi's transformational tenure in Congress—but for now, let's start with "Thank you, Madam Speaker."
Reposted by Irvin K
"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.
I just read the sweetest book - "Confessions from the Group Chat" by Jodi Meadows! These MG rom-coms are like a warm hug, I just wish it could have gone on longer!
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
hpboy13's review of Confessions From the Group Chat
5/5: Jodi Meadows is 2-for-2 with her adorable middle-grade rom-coms set in Deer Hill. This book was lovely to read – it was such a treat, that I just wish I’d spent longer reading it than the 2 days...
www.goodreads.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I just read the sweetest book - "Confessions from the Group Chat" by Jodi Meadows! These MG rom-coms are like a warm hug, I just wish it could have gone on longer!
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Bonus costume! Yelena and I wanted our Freaky Friday outfits to be a big dramatic reveal when we performed. I'd already gotten the nightgown for the costume, and I'd purchased a lot of wolf paraphernalia for the release of MALFOY, so... closet cosplay of Big Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood!
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Bonus costume! Yelena and I wanted our Freaky Friday outfits to be a big dramatic reveal when we performed. I'd already gotten the nightgown for the costume, and I'd purchased a lot of wolf paraphernalia for the release of MALFOY, so... closet cosplay of Big Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood!
It was an awesome Halloween - great company, and a really fun night out! Any Halloween festivities that get me home at 3:30am can be considered a success. I got to walk through the parade demanding the crowd "woohoo" (a la the talkshow in the movie); we had quite a few fans!
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It was an awesome Halloween - great company, and a really fun night out! Any Halloween festivities that get me home at 3:30am can be considered a success. I got to walk through the parade demanding the crowd "woohoo" (a la the talkshow in the movie); we had quite a few fans!
With Halloween on a Friday, things got a little... Freaky! Here's what happened when Yelena and I landed on the idea of a #FreakyFriday performance at our school's Halloween social!
youtu.be/BLFlOb0MdMo
youtu.be/BLFlOb0MdMo
Freaky Friday Cha-Cha ("Take Me Away")
YouTube video by hpboy13
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November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
With Halloween on a Friday, things got a little... Freaky! Here's what happened when Yelena and I landed on the idea of a #FreakyFriday performance at our school's Halloween social!
youtu.be/BLFlOb0MdMo
youtu.be/BLFlOb0MdMo
Happy #Halloween from Anna, I mean Tess Coleman! With Halloween on a Friday this year, is it any wonder things got a little freaky? #FreakyFriday
(I knew I'd do this for Halloween the minute I saw #FreakierFriday in theaters - iykyk)
(I knew I'd do this for Halloween the minute I saw #FreakierFriday in theaters - iykyk)
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Happy #Halloween from Anna, I mean Tess Coleman! With Halloween on a Friday this year, is it any wonder things got a little freaky? #FreakyFriday
(I knew I'd do this for Halloween the minute I saw #FreakierFriday in theaters - iykyk)
(I knew I'd do this for Halloween the minute I saw #FreakierFriday in theaters - iykyk)
Reposted by Irvin K
5pm on November 1: let’s go for a walk, it’s still light out!
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
5pm on November 1: let’s go for a walk, it’s still light out!
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
For some characters, Halloween is nothing but trauma!
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
For some characters, Halloween is nothing but trauma!
Happy book birthday to Confessions From The Group Chat by @jodimeadows.bsky.social! Got my copy and I'm so excited to start reading!
October 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Happy book birthday to Confessions From The Group Chat by @jodimeadows.bsky.social! Got my copy and I'm so excited to start reading!
The last 52 hours have been some of the most joyous, most creative, most exhausting of my life. #MalfoyCon - what an effort, what a payoff, what a celebration! Truly a weekend I'll never forget.
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The last 52 hours have been some of the most joyous, most creative, most exhausting of my life. #MalfoyCon - what an effort, what a payoff, what a celebration! Truly a weekend I'll never forget.
This week, it was great getting to visit @mugglecast.bsky.social again to talk about Spinner's End, one of the most elegant and Malfoy-iest chapters in the series!
mugglecast.com/episode-724-...
mugglecast.com/episode-724-...
mugglecast.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This week, it was great getting to visit @mugglecast.bsky.social again to talk about Spinner's End, one of the most elegant and Malfoy-iest chapters in the series!
mugglecast.com/episode-724-...
mugglecast.com/episode-724-...
This coming weekend is it! Bust out your Slytherin robes and join us in NYC for #MalfoyCon! We've got the full lineup for you: fabulous #wizardrock, thought-provoking presentations, and a big old launch party with cake! Come celebrate the #Malfoys in style.
Details: irvinkhaytman.com/malfoycon/
Details: irvinkhaytman.com/malfoycon/
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This coming weekend is it! Bust out your Slytherin robes and join us in NYC for #MalfoyCon! We've got the full lineup for you: fabulous #wizardrock, thought-provoking presentations, and a big old launch party with cake! Come celebrate the #Malfoys in style.
Details: irvinkhaytman.com/malfoycon/
Details: irvinkhaytman.com/malfoycon/
One of an author's indulgences - making merch for my book launch! I'm having so much fun.
I know enough that this isn't a profitable endeavor, but I give myself a budget of $150 to make cool little buttons and bracelets to give out to celebrate the occasion!
I know enough that this isn't a profitable endeavor, but I give myself a budget of $150 to make cool little buttons and bracelets to give out to celebrate the occasion!
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One of an author's indulgences - making merch for my book launch! I'm having so much fun.
I know enough that this isn't a profitable endeavor, but I give myself a budget of $150 to make cool little buttons and bracelets to give out to celebrate the occasion!
I know enough that this isn't a profitable endeavor, but I give myself a budget of $150 to make cool little buttons and bracelets to give out to celebrate the occasion!
Reposted by Irvin K
Oooh. @darklordofdance.bsky.social wrote a green book for us.
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Oooh. @darklordofdance.bsky.social wrote a green book for us.
About to see Cascada in concert and I am HYPED!!! Ready to evacuate this dancefloor!
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
About to see Cascada in concert and I am HYPED!!! Ready to evacuate this dancefloor!
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when they said there'd be bread and circuses, they should have specified that the bread would cost 200% more than it did four years ago and the circuses are only available on your least favourite streaming network for $19.99/month
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
when they said there'd be bread and circuses, they should have specified that the bread would cost 200% more than it did four years ago and the circuses are only available on your least favourite streaming network for $19.99/month
Yesterday would've been my grandpa's 86th birthday - it's unplanned, but fitting that the book I dedicated to him came out the same week. For 2 years, between my dad's passing and his own, he was my main father figure. Wish he was still around to celebrate both occasions with me.
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Yesterday would've been my grandpa's 86th birthday - it's unplanned, but fitting that the book I dedicated to him came out the same week. For 2 years, between my dad's passing and his own, he was my main father figure. Wish he was still around to celebrate both occasions with me.
Reposted by Irvin K
Yesterday was the happy book birthday for MALFOY by @darklordofdance.bsky.social ! In case Malfoys happen to be on your mind, for some reason!
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Yesterday was the happy book birthday for MALFOY by @darklordofdance.bsky.social ! In case Malfoys happen to be on your mind, for some reason!
It's real!!! I walked into @booksofwonder.bsky.social and there it was, on the shelf! This'll never not be mind-blowing!
September 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It's real!!! I walked into @booksofwonder.bsky.social and there it was, on the shelf! This'll never not be mind-blowing!