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October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Well I was told the new Superman is woke and that seems to be doing pretty well so I guess he’s failing at this campaign promise too?
Trump: "We are getting rid of woke. Is that ok? Because I know you had to hire all woke people."
July 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
HELL YES GREAT TAGLINE
Look Out. 2026.
July 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Jurassic World movie but set in the future where humanity is dead and dinosaurs clone an entire park of Jeff Goldblums
June 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Andor is a story about how a thousand nameless and unremembered people will have to sacrifice everything so a gay kid who left his home in Space Idaho four days ago can close his eyes and Fuck It We Ball the most important shot in galactic history on the advice of a ghost
May 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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George Lucas right now is hunched over a Wayback Machine mirror of a bunch of 1999 fan forums going wild over how no one wants to hear about trade policy, sipping wine from his California wine farm, just giggling
April 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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The first Trump administration felt like it was full of 1960s Batman villains who’d use a flock of birds to steal a bank shaped like a giant ceramic pig. The second Trump administration feels like it’s full of 1980s Batman villains who’d break into your home and shoot your daughter to make a point.
March 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Man Rubio’s eyes look like, REALLY dead here.
Marco Rubio in Canada: "The president has made his argument as to why he thinks Canada would be better off joining the United States."
March 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Frodo canonically spends his post-war years trying to manage chronic depression and regular post-traumatic flashbacks until he finally has to move to a respite community specializing in providing long-term care for people worn down by overwhelming grief
February 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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PS1 running animations montage (1/2)
February 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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From our Dark Horse Presents issue that was a prequel to Batman-Aliens ... but we couldn't SAY it was a prequel to Batman-Aliens, so it was just a black-and-white Aliens story. The original TPB collected everything in color. I don't think the prequel story made it into any ensuing collections.
February 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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February 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So this whole time all Biden had to do was release a memo stating that total student loan forgiveness was legal?? Good lord I wish they would’ve known!
COLLINS: Who advised the president on the legality of telling govt agencies that they don't have to spend money that was already appropriated by Congress?

LEAVITT: Well as the OMB memo states, this is certainly within the confines of the law
January 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse

ME IN 2025: ah, okay
January 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Thank god for the crew of the Enterprise.
Because I think we could all use a little good news right now
January 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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“Thanks, man. Where was I? Oh yeah, so it was December, and I just wanted to get out of the cold. I knocked on some random guy's door. I’m tellin’ ya, dude was out of his friggin' mind! He kept asking me a bunch of super weird questions and whining about some chick named Lenore."
December 24, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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Man, Kal-El had a pretty sweet family back on Krypton, they were like, "I will send them you, my only son. And also his teenaged cousin, to look after him. And his pet dog."
December 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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THE TOWN (2010, dir. Ben Affleck) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky #Crimesky 📽️☕🚚💰🍩
December 10, 2024 at 6:41 PM
If you see this, post a knight!
November 27, 2024 at 10:03 AM
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When Jeff Goldblum is in things he should simply be addressed as Jeff Goldblum bc it's more believable that Jeff Goldblum is the Wizard of Oz than Jeff Goldblum is not Jeff Goldbum
November 26, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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robin
November 25, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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raven
November 25, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Dick Grayson Batman piece #BatmanTheBlackMirror
November 26, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM