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Jimmy Carter spotted in Miami
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Jimmy Carter spotted in Miami
Turbulence is just the pilots doing that
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Turbulence is just the pilots doing that
I’m walking around the museum with my hands clasped behind my back looking at things and saying “hmm”
October 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I’m walking around the museum with my hands clasped behind my back looking at things and saying “hmm”
Making some friends in Japan
September 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Making some friends in Japan
Pitchfork BNM sucks and is boring. Same as it ever was
September 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Pitchfork BNM sucks and is boring. Same as it ever was
You need to be eating two or three cosmic crisp apples a day. You need to be riding your bike to Costco to buy more cosmic crisp apples.
September 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You need to be eating two or three cosmic crisp apples a day. You need to be riding your bike to Costco to buy more cosmic crisp apples.
Consumed all the major beverage groups today: espresso, water, sugar free blue Gatorade, French press, sparkling water, and mint tea
September 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Consumed all the major beverage groups today: espresso, water, sugar free blue Gatorade, French press, sparkling water, and mint tea
75 degrees and sunny, nice breeze, worst air quality in the world. Just another beautiful Chicago summer day
August 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
75 degrees and sunny, nice breeze, worst air quality in the world. Just another beautiful Chicago summer day
Big huge Coke Zero with a shot of espresso in it
July 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Big huge Coke Zero with a shot of espresso in it
LinkedIn wants me to connect with Sebulba
July 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
LinkedIn wants me to connect with Sebulba
🖕fuck to the UK Supreme Court trans rights forever🖕
April 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
🖕fuck to the UK Supreme Court trans rights forever🖕
Look. The reason is because they’re stupid.
Speaking as someone who’s lived and moved in hippy-adjacent spaces for most of my life: the hard truth that you should not trust most new age people as far as you can throw them
How New Age Women Turned Right
For some, the pursuit of inner truth is a dead end.
nymag.com
April 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Look. The reason is because they’re stupid.
Guy on the train has a jacket with the initials DBM. Dave Batthews Mand.
January 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Guy on the train has a jacket with the initials DBM. Dave Batthews Mand.
Jason Molina… now that guy could write a song
January 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Jason Molina… now that guy could write a song
The haters thought I would never get a wdt tool to more evenly distribute my espresso grounds 😂 they thought I would never use a dosing funnel 🤣🤣🤣
December 27, 2024 at 3:54 PM
The haters thought I would never get a wdt tool to more evenly distribute my espresso grounds 😂 they thought I would never use a dosing funnel 🤣🤣🤣
My fiancée is out of town for the weekend which means I can listen to my weird music that sucks as loud as I want
July 20, 2024 at 3:11 PM
My fiancée is out of town for the weekend which means I can listen to my weird music that sucks as loud as I want
I can drink so many canned zero calorie beverages. I am a canned zero calorie beverage’s worst nightmare
June 6, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I can drink so many canned zero calorie beverages. I am a canned zero calorie beverage’s worst nightmare
Dark cuisine is enjoyed by only the most twisted gourmands
June 6, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Dark cuisine is enjoyed by only the most twisted gourmands