Dan West
@danwestcomedy.bsky.social
www.DanWestComedy.com
Comedian, veteran, original Space Jam enthusiast.
Comedian, veteran, original Space Jam enthusiast.
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Dan West
@danwestcomedy.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Modern Republicans watch Dukes of Hazzard and cheer for Boss Hogg
This has been a wild year. I am personally and professionally the best I've ever been while a lot of my friends have never been more at risk.
I love you, and if you need help please ask. I will be fine, lean on me.
I love you, and if you need help please ask. I will be fine, lean on me.
January 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This has been a wild year. I am personally and professionally the best I've ever been while a lot of my friends have never been more at risk.
I love you, and if you need help please ask. I will be fine, lean on me.
I love you, and if you need help please ask. I will be fine, lean on me.
I know The National Review is garbage, but the fact that they had a hit piece ready to go on Jimmy Carter less than 3 hours after his death was announced is next level.
December 30, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I know The National Review is garbage, but the fact that they had a hit piece ready to go on Jimmy Carter less than 3 hours after his death was announced is next level.
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Wish a motherfucker wood. As much wood as his heart desires
December 18, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Wish a motherfucker wood. As much wood as his heart desires
I'm on the road (as usual), and Brittney and Donk's starter packs make it easy for me to find entertaining and like minded people to follow to curate my feed without me spending a ton of time. Check it out!
December 29, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I'm on the road (as usual), and Brittney and Donk's starter packs make it easy for me to find entertaining and like minded people to follow to curate my feed without me spending a ton of time. Check it out!
So here's a thing you can say about a dog but not a person:
"Ooh, I love her color!"
"Ooh, I love her color!"
December 28, 2024 at 7:19 PM
So here's a thing you can say about a dog but not a person:
"Ooh, I love her color!"
"Ooh, I love her color!"
Saw someone in an online game call for the only two black characters to be enslaved, then another make a 3/5 compromise reference.
Both were shocked when I pointed out the racism, and retreated quickly to me being too sensitive and unable to take a joke.
It's a bad mental health day.
Both were shocked when I pointed out the racism, and retreated quickly to me being too sensitive and unable to take a joke.
It's a bad mental health day.
December 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Saw someone in an online game call for the only two black characters to be enslaved, then another make a 3/5 compromise reference.
Both were shocked when I pointed out the racism, and retreated quickly to me being too sensitive and unable to take a joke.
It's a bad mental health day.
Both were shocked when I pointed out the racism, and retreated quickly to me being too sensitive and unable to take a joke.
It's a bad mental health day.
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Let’s get drunk and pretend it’s the holidays causing stress and not the slow descent into madness
December 25, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Let’s get drunk and pretend it’s the holidays causing stress and not the slow descent into madness
Okay so maybe I'm too grumpy and cynical, but I'm pretty exhausted of people singing happy birthday in public. Nobody gives a shit but you. And if we're being honest, most of you don't give a shit either.
December 28, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Okay so maybe I'm too grumpy and cynical, but I'm pretty exhausted of people singing happy birthday in public. Nobody gives a shit but you. And if we're being honest, most of you don't give a shit either.
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As a resident of West LA it's important to take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember those we lost in the 1988 Nakatomi terrorist attack.
December 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
As a resident of West LA it's important to take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember those we lost in the 1988 Nakatomi terrorist attack.
I'm at the end of the Emmerich companion quest line and Manfred is a real one.
December 24, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I'm at the end of the Emmerich companion quest line and Manfred is a real one.
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In case there was any question about this - nobody is mad Matt Gaetz did drugs. Drugs rule. Nobody is mad he paid for sex. Sex work is work. We're mad that he had sex with at least one 17 year old, and that nobody in the republican party found that disqualifying.
December 23, 2024 at 8:26 PM
In case there was any question about this - nobody is mad Matt Gaetz did drugs. Drugs rule. Nobody is mad he paid for sex. Sex work is work. We're mad that he had sex with at least one 17 year old, and that nobody in the republican party found that disqualifying.
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oh you're a know-it-all? well did you KNOW we all hate you???
December 23, 2024 at 2:43 PM
oh you're a know-it-all? well did you KNOW we all hate you???
Bourbon, but same sentiment.
I need a hug & 10 shots of tequila. Just kidding don’t touch me
December 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Bourbon, but same sentiment.
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If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
December 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
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waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
December 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
Thinking about growing my hair out so I can see how grey it is now.
December 22, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Thinking about growing my hair out so I can see how grey it is now.
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RIP Sisyphus you would have loved Chumbawamba
December 22, 2024 at 9:51 PM
RIP Sisyphus you would have loved Chumbawamba
Listen, I have layers. I hate most things, but if someone talks while a person is doing Rascal Flatts karaoke, I'll fight them.
December 22, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Listen, I have layers. I hate most things, but if someone talks while a person is doing Rascal Flatts karaoke, I'll fight them.
I'm at karaoke and this crowd got WEIRDLY into me singing Summer of 69. I like the attention, but damn.
December 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I'm at karaoke and this crowd got WEIRDLY into me singing Summer of 69. I like the attention, but damn.
Me: "Thank goodness they're rebooting Masters of the Universe! It's a gorgeous IP that deserved better than the 1984 movie's nonsense!"
*Studio casts Jared Leto despite him being a mediocre actor and unpleasant to work with*
Me: "Oh well, maybe in another 40 years."
*Studio casts Jared Leto despite him being a mediocre actor and unpleasant to work with*
Me: "Oh well, maybe in another 40 years."
December 21, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Me: "Thank goodness they're rebooting Masters of the Universe! It's a gorgeous IP that deserved better than the 1984 movie's nonsense!"
*Studio casts Jared Leto despite him being a mediocre actor and unpleasant to work with*
Me: "Oh well, maybe in another 40 years."
*Studio casts Jared Leto despite him being a mediocre actor and unpleasant to work with*
Me: "Oh well, maybe in another 40 years."
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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Getting my girlfriend the best Christmas present in the world:
This year, I'll be the one to call her mom out for the petty comments she makes about our house instead of my girlfriend doing it.
This year, I'll be the one to call her mom out for the petty comments she makes about our house instead of my girlfriend doing it.
December 19, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Getting my girlfriend the best Christmas present in the world:
This year, I'll be the one to call her mom out for the petty comments she makes about our house instead of my girlfriend doing it.
This year, I'll be the one to call her mom out for the petty comments she makes about our house instead of my girlfriend doing it.