Dan the squidguy
@dansquidman.bsky.social
Burned out 40 years old, leftist. He/They. Content mostly shitposts and political reposts. Sometimes cool games I find.
Loving the No Man’s Sky corvette builder. This is the Visionary Stonks. A ridiculously overpowered runabout that I use to vaporise pirates
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Loving the No Man’s Sky corvette builder. This is the Visionary Stonks. A ridiculously overpowered runabout that I use to vaporise pirates
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I would raise the Titanic from the bottom of the Atlantic and have it transported to the Pacific and dropped into the Challenger Deep
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful
what would you buy to break the curse?
what would you buy to break the curse?
October 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I would raise the Titanic from the bottom of the Atlantic and have it transported to the Pacific and dropped into the Challenger Deep
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If you're a fan of:
🖍️ Games with hand drawn art
🍄 Game-breaking turn-based cardplay
🔥 roasting and eating your enemies
And you're looking for a deeply replayable demo this Steam Next fest: this might be your next indie game obsession!✨
#indiegames #steamnextfest #steamdemos #roguelike
🖍️ Games with hand drawn art
🍄 Game-breaking turn-based cardplay
🔥 roasting and eating your enemies
And you're looking for a deeply replayable demo this Steam Next fest: this might be your next indie game obsession!✨
#indiegames #steamnextfest #steamdemos #roguelike
October 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
If you're a fan of:
🖍️ Games with hand drawn art
🍄 Game-breaking turn-based cardplay
🔥 roasting and eating your enemies
And you're looking for a deeply replayable demo this Steam Next fest: this might be your next indie game obsession!✨
#indiegames #steamnextfest #steamdemos #roguelike
🖍️ Games with hand drawn art
🍄 Game-breaking turn-based cardplay
🔥 roasting and eating your enemies
And you're looking for a deeply replayable demo this Steam Next fest: this might be your next indie game obsession!✨
#indiegames #steamnextfest #steamdemos #roguelike
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Finally finished a massive rework of EGG HARVERSTER.
Give it a play if you're into eggs, mysterious caves, or building factories!
squidcor.itch.io/egg-harvester
Give it a play if you're into eggs, mysterious caves, or building factories!
squidcor.itch.io/egg-harvester
October 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Finally finished a massive rework of EGG HARVERSTER.
Give it a play if you're into eggs, mysterious caves, or building factories!
squidcor.itch.io/egg-harvester
Give it a play if you're into eggs, mysterious caves, or building factories!
squidcor.itch.io/egg-harvester
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Well this is all the excuse I needed to start playing again
I am hundreds, probably actually thousands, of hours into Slice & Dice and I am *still* encountering totally novel, exciting situations. For sure my all time fav turn-based roguelike.
(My strong rec on how to play: Cursed Hyper mode w/ 20% wild modifiers on)
tann.itch.io/slice-dice
(My strong rec on how to play: Cursed Hyper mode w/ 20% wild modifiers on)
tann.itch.io/slice-dice
Slice & Dice by tann
Roguelike dice tactics game
tann.itch.io
October 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Well this is all the excuse I needed to start playing again
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disservice animal
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
disservice animal
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They don't need martyrs they dont need excuses they dont need rationales they want to be like nazis but the context is not Berlin 1933 mostly for the better frankly the point of comparison is to understand gravity of the threat and patterns of behavior not exact 1:1 repetitions of events
September 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
They don't need martyrs they dont need excuses they dont need rationales they want to be like nazis but the context is not Berlin 1933 mostly for the better frankly the point of comparison is to understand gravity of the threat and patterns of behavior not exact 1:1 repetitions of events
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well, not that it matters much i guess, right now my unextended thumb only covers 40% of the screen height it's literally impossible to operate a phone completely one handed
September 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
well, not that it matters much i guess, right now my unextended thumb only covers 40% of the screen height it's literally impossible to operate a phone completely one handed
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hello content creators!
you should play consume me because :
- funny
- mini-games
- will make you cry
- award winning
do you want to relive MY high school experience? well now’s the time to request a code to stream or review the game at launch!!
❤️09.25.25❤️
forms.gle/npXsYjN9LvSP...
you should play consume me because :
- funny
- mini-games
- will make you cry
- award winning
do you want to relive MY high school experience? well now’s the time to request a code to stream or review the game at launch!!
❤️09.25.25❤️
forms.gle/npXsYjN9LvSP...
September 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
hello content creators!
you should play consume me because :
- funny
- mini-games
- will make you cry
- award winning
do you want to relive MY high school experience? well now’s the time to request a code to stream or review the game at launch!!
❤️09.25.25❤️
forms.gle/npXsYjN9LvSP...
you should play consume me because :
- funny
- mini-games
- will make you cry
- award winning
do you want to relive MY high school experience? well now’s the time to request a code to stream or review the game at launch!!
❤️09.25.25❤️
forms.gle/npXsYjN9LvSP...
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Hollow Knight Sicksong
September 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hollow Knight Sicksong
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10/10, no notes
September 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
10/10, no notes
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i learned today that people have opinions about ledge grabbing. feels to me a bit like that pro skub anti skub comic
September 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i learned today that people have opinions about ledge grabbing. feels to me a bit like that pro skub anti skub comic
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These guys are simply not smart.
September 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
These guys are simply not smart.
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My slightly evil solution to this discourse:
Credits should be visually scaled based on the number of man-hours dedicated to the game.
In a lot of cases, you'd see one or two people the size of goddamn planets and some barely-visible fine print orbiting them.
Just establishing some perspective.
Credits should be visually scaled based on the number of man-hours dedicated to the game.
In a lot of cases, you'd see one or two people the size of goddamn planets and some barely-visible fine print orbiting them.
Just establishing some perspective.
September 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My slightly evil solution to this discourse:
Credits should be visually scaled based on the number of man-hours dedicated to the game.
In a lot of cases, you'd see one or two people the size of goddamn planets and some barely-visible fine print orbiting them.
Just establishing some perspective.
Credits should be visually scaled based on the number of man-hours dedicated to the game.
In a lot of cases, you'd see one or two people the size of goddamn planets and some barely-visible fine print orbiting them.
Just establishing some perspective.
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Tech startup idea: instead of starting your car with your key, you get in, turn on the display panel, enter your password, get your phone out, open the authenticator app, enter your pin, enter the timed passcode, then open the start menu, then helpdesk, then "request engine start", then submit a tic
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Tech startup idea: instead of starting your car with your key, you get in, turn on the display panel, enter your password, get your phone out, open the authenticator app, enter your pin, enter the timed passcode, then open the start menu, then helpdesk, then "request engine start", then submit a tic
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I hope everyone is enjoying Silksong. I'll just be over here cleaning Shrek's outhouse.
#PowerWashSimulator
#PowerWashSimulator
September 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I hope everyone is enjoying Silksong. I'll just be over here cleaning Shrek's outhouse.
#PowerWashSimulator
#PowerWashSimulator
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Hey y'all- I was impacted by the layoffs at Firaxis this morning. If you or anyone you know needs a mid to senior level materials artist that has experience in building material libraries, lighting, 2D art, and props I'm your girl!https://www.artstation.com/daniellazeman
Daniella Zeman
Concept/Materials/Lighting @ Firaxis Games
www.artstation.com
September 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hey y'all- I was impacted by the layoffs at Firaxis this morning. If you or anyone you know needs a mid to senior level materials artist that has experience in building material libraries, lighting, 2D art, and props I'm your girl!https://www.artstation.com/daniellazeman
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I was a Firaxis narrative designer/writer and lost my job today. Any help sharing leads on new opportunities would be great!
Over 3.5 years, I contributed to Civilization VII and Marvel’s Midnight Suns, helping turn maps, mechanics, and chaos into memorable stories. See my work benreeves.carrd.co
Over 3.5 years, I contributed to Civilization VII and Marvel’s Midnight Suns, helping turn maps, mechanics, and chaos into memorable stories. See my work benreeves.carrd.co
Benjamin Reeves Is Incredible
Ben Reeves narrative designer and writer
benreeves.carrd.co
September 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I was a Firaxis narrative designer/writer and lost my job today. Any help sharing leads on new opportunities would be great!
Over 3.5 years, I contributed to Civilization VII and Marvel’s Midnight Suns, helping turn maps, mechanics, and chaos into memorable stories. See my work benreeves.carrd.co
Over 3.5 years, I contributed to Civilization VII and Marvel’s Midnight Suns, helping turn maps, mechanics, and chaos into memorable stories. See my work benreeves.carrd.co
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alright this is bullshit
September 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
alright this is bullshit
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In the next version of WinBoat... 👀
September 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
In the next version of WinBoat... 👀