Dan O'Hanlon
@danohanlon.bsky.social
A chemist and larp writer in Chicago. Bluesky lurker. Imperially conditioned. He/Him
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
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And no, you idiots, they're not going to use Malort for communion. C'mon.
It's gonna be Old Style.
It's gonna be Old Style.
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And no, you idiots, they're not going to use Malort for communion. C'mon.
It's gonna be Old Style.
It's gonna be Old Style.
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Been leaving little notes and voice recordings around the lab detailing the events leading up to the big test for no reason
April 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Been leaving little notes and voice recordings around the lab detailing the events leading up to the big test for no reason
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ME: Look man, you’re a great proctologist, I just think you’d be happier if you went to see this great clown Pagliacci, they say he’s a local professional in disguise
BUTT DOCTOR:
BUTT DOCTOR:
February 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
ME: Look man, you’re a great proctologist, I just think you’d be happier if you went to see this great clown Pagliacci, they say he’s a local professional in disguise
BUTT DOCTOR:
BUTT DOCTOR:
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
Reposted by Dan O'Hanlon
Reposted by Dan O'Hanlon
listen up fives, Aten is speaking
June 15, 2024 at 5:33 AM
listen up fives, Aten is speaking
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you can’t even mutiny on the caine without getting court martialed
because of wouk
because of wouk
June 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
you can’t even mutiny on the caine without getting court martialed
because of wouk
because of wouk
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If you like gym rat bods thank Toriyama because virtually every millennial who lifts weights does it because they wanted to grow up to be Goku when they were 10
March 8, 2024 at 7:11 PM
If you like gym rat bods thank Toriyama because virtually every millennial who lifts weights does it because they wanted to grow up to be Goku when they were 10