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I stand for your right to self-determination. I will never *make* you laugh. All posts are original and typed before a live studio audience [my pup]. #NYC
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· Dec 29
I don’t get reposted more because I’m too clever by 5/8.
Trump and his lackeys salivate at the notion of invoking insurrection act on Thanksgiving Day.
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Trump and his lackeys salivate at the notion of invoking insurrection act on Thanksgiving Day.
I'm not one to make accurate predictions, but I still want to be on record. Theatrics notwithstanding, I can't imagine the Epstein files being released. Trump is too enmeshed with epstein for that to ever happen.
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm not one to make accurate predictions, but I still want to be on record. Theatrics notwithstanding, I can't imagine the Epstein files being released. Trump is too enmeshed with epstein for that to ever happen.
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Release the Trump-Epstein files.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Release the Trump-Epstein files.
I wonder if Webster will make ehebephilia its word of the year.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I wonder if Webster will make ehebephilia its word of the year.
I used to think that trump didn't have epstein killed.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I used to think that trump didn't have epstein killed.
Do any trump supporters actually doubt the nefarious nature of trump's relationship to epstein? At this point the effort seems to be about the suppression of evidence and not the presumption of innocence.
Question for the supporters: what would be a bridge too far for you?
Question for the supporters: what would be a bridge too far for you?
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Do any trump supporters actually doubt the nefarious nature of trump's relationship to epstein? At this point the effort seems to be about the suppression of evidence and not the presumption of innocence.
Question for the supporters: what would be a bridge too far for you?
Question for the supporters: what would be a bridge too far for you?
The step-count reported on my phone is wildly inaccurate because it doesn't include all the steps I take at home each time I race around frantically looking for my misplaced phone.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The step-count reported on my phone is wildly inaccurate because it doesn't include all the steps I take at home each time I race around frantically looking for my misplaced phone.
The last decade was just a warmup. *Now* is when our politics really get ugly.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The last decade was just a warmup. *Now* is when our politics really get ugly.
Little known fact: The Nobel committee takes pride in its sense of irony! THAT'S why I have yet to receive a Nobel Prize for my work on Procrastination.
October 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Little known fact: The Nobel committee takes pride in its sense of irony! THAT'S why I have yet to receive a Nobel Prize for my work on Procrastination.
Best. Rapture. Ever.
September 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Best. Rapture. Ever.
My improv teacher was trained as Buddhist monk. He always insists: first pun, best pun.
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My improv teacher was trained as Buddhist monk. He always insists: first pun, best pun.
NYC is a brick oven. Riding the air conditioned subway is turning out to be the highlight of my day.
July 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
NYC is a brick oven. Riding the air conditioned subway is turning out to be the highlight of my day.
Employer: Tell me about a time you took a calculated risk.
Me: Well, I sometimes use my phone to surf the web while in the bathtub.
Me: Well, I sometimes use my phone to surf the web while in the bathtub.
June 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Employer: Tell me about a time you took a calculated risk.
Me: Well, I sometimes use my phone to surf the web while in the bathtub.
Me: Well, I sometimes use my phone to surf the web while in the bathtub.
"My glass is 3/8 full." - The Pragmatic Optimist
May 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"My glass is 3/8 full." - The Pragmatic Optimist
Your glass is half-empty. And it's dirty. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
May 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Your glass is half-empty. And it's dirty. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
Reading AI-generated articles feels sleazy. And not in a good way.
May 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Reading AI-generated articles feels sleazy. And not in a good way.
Question Authority, Rhetorically
May 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Question Authority, Rhetorically
I meant literally figuratively.
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I meant literally figuratively.
Ancient lore is that an early mosquito bite portends a hot summer.
May 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Ancient lore is that an early mosquito bite portends a hot summer.
I'm writing an Americanized interpretation of the Legend of King Arthur. No sword stuck in a stone for me! In my work, the prophecy of who will rule the kingdom is tied to who can get the lid off a stuck jar.
May 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm writing an Americanized interpretation of the Legend of King Arthur. No sword stuck in a stone for me! In my work, the prophecy of who will rule the kingdom is tied to who can get the lid off a stuck jar.
I've been in a funk ever since I was passed up to be pope.
May 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've been in a funk ever since I was passed up to be pope.
Darn conclave took just one day ... I had enough smokin' smoke skeets queued up to keep Bluesky entertained for months!
May 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Darn conclave took just one day ... I had enough smokin' smoke skeets queued up to keep Bluesky entertained for months!
I just saw thick black smoke billowing out the windows of a nursing home! But then I remembered the protocol: black smoke means "there is no news". So I walked on. #Conclave
May 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I just saw thick black smoke billowing out the windows of a nursing home! But then I remembered the protocol: black smoke means "there is no news". So I walked on. #Conclave
Oh no, I just came up with the best Cinco de Mayo post ever! I wonder if I can still post it. As I always say: "It's Cinco de Mayo somewhere."
May 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Oh no, I just came up with the best Cinco de Mayo post ever! I wonder if I can still post it. As I always say: "It's Cinco de Mayo somewhere."
Allergies? Down here we call 'em allerJESUS.
May 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Allergies? Down here we call 'em allerJESUS.