“He might’ve mitred in ‘em”
May 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“He might’ve mitred in ‘em”
It’s weird how life elopes
May 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It’s weird how life elopes
“Only real gangsta’s run red lights”
April 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“Only real gangsta’s run red lights”
In Skegvegas with @jakersss.bsky.social absolutely livin’ it large.
March 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
In Skegvegas with @jakersss.bsky.social absolutely livin’ it large.
Titty magazines ain’t for reading motherfucker
January 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Titty magazines ain’t for reading motherfucker
Had pancakes n it’s not even pancake day.
January 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Had pancakes n it’s not even pancake day.
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Currently in @oliviaj0nes.bsky.social place of work. Just told the nurse I’m not gonna drink tonight hehe 😜
December 31, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Currently in @oliviaj0nes.bsky.social place of work. Just told the nurse I’m not gonna drink tonight hehe 😜
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God, life’s relentless.
December 30, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God, life’s relentless.
Uber driver is doing 60 down Malborne way like an actual savage. If I don’t make it home for my Lamb Madras I will be particularly annoyed.
December 28, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Uber driver is doing 60 down Malborne way like an actual savage. If I don’t make it home for my Lamb Madras I will be particularly annoyed.
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Would love eight maids to be a-milking me rn
December 24, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Would love eight maids to be a-milking me rn
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huck tuah and shit on that thang🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
December 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
huck tuah and shit on that thang🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
Shart without the R (shat on the team)
December 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Shart without the R (shat on the team)
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Love me mates @klummm.bsky.social @danielspammond.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Love me mates @klummm.bsky.social @danielspammond.bsky.social
Something special about having a beer n a poo at the same time.
December 4, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Something special about having a beer n a poo at the same time.
@jakersss.bsky.social sick piccy bruv
December 2, 2024 at 9:12 PM
@jakersss.bsky.social sick piccy bruv
You’re a 50% twat right now.
December 2, 2024 at 9:11 PM
You’re a 50% twat right now.
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My followers have some wicked bios
December 2, 2024 at 2:53 PM
My followers have some wicked bios
We’ve had an incredi-bauble time in North Wizzy.
December 1, 2024 at 2:01 PM
We’ve had an incredi-bauble time in North Wizzy.