Glyneth Plowstrolls
@dadfite.bsky.social
Glenn / Rando
'94 Anchor Baby 🇵🇹🇺🇸 / NH Native / Father of 👧👦🐶🐱/ Creative / Gamer / Twitch Affiliate / QC / Mediocre at Best / Punch Nazis Hail Satan / (He/Him)
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'94 Anchor Baby 🇵🇹🇺🇸 / NH Native / Father of 👧👦🐶🐱/ Creative / Gamer / Twitch Affiliate / QC / Mediocre at Best / Punch Nazis Hail Satan / (He/Him)
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Glyneth Plowstrolls
@dadfite.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Alright. To avoid bombarding all my followers with lists. Here's my One #promosky to Rule Them All!
Most of my interests for the interested.
Most of my interests for the interested.
Dear Immigrants,
Just run...
No seriously. ICE is too fat to catch you!🫄 🤣
Just run...
No seriously. ICE is too fat to catch you!🫄 🤣
October 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Dear Immigrants,
Just run...
No seriously. ICE is too fat to catch you!🫄 🤣
Just run...
No seriously. ICE is too fat to catch you!🫄 🤣
I fuckin HATE Chick-fil-A sauce. It's so gross! I don't even like that shit on my chicken!
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I fuckin HATE Chick-fil-A sauce. It's so gross! I don't even like that shit on my chicken!
Management is obsessed with hard nipples and shriveled dicks... There is no other explanation for how antarctic it is in this office.
October 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Management is obsessed with hard nipples and shriveled dicks... There is no other explanation for how antarctic it is in this office.
Logging into BlueSky like,
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Logging into BlueSky like,
I definitely didn't have Hassan Piker Dog Zapper on my 2025 Bingo card...
October 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I definitely didn't have Hassan Piker Dog Zapper on my 2025 Bingo card...
Sorry Microsoft. You killed most of my favorite IPs and became the epitome of greed. Raising prices on every product/service only to lay-off most of your employees. Been Xbox since the OG, but I guess I'm a Sony guy now. 🤷♂️
October 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Sorry Microsoft. You killed most of my favorite IPs and became the epitome of greed. Raising prices on every product/service only to lay-off most of your employees. Been Xbox since the OG, but I guess I'm a Sony guy now. 🤷♂️
What?! The guy who advertises his sauce as a "massacre" is kind of an ass hat? Color me surprised.
Also... Who tf is actually buying AND using "Ant Sauce"? My stomachs crawling just thinking about it 🤢🤮
Also... Who tf is actually buying AND using "Ant Sauce"? My stomachs crawling just thinking about it 🤢🤮
September 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What?! The guy who advertises his sauce as a "massacre" is kind of an ass hat? Color me surprised.
Also... Who tf is actually buying AND using "Ant Sauce"? My stomachs crawling just thinking about it 🤢🤮
Also... Who tf is actually buying AND using "Ant Sauce"? My stomachs crawling just thinking about it 🤢🤮
People too afraid to wipe properly. Walking around all
July 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
People too afraid to wipe properly. Walking around all
Following fandom subs on Reddit is wild! Do you Goons even like this show? Most of you talk like you're face deep in your phones while it plays in the background.
June 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Following fandom subs on Reddit is wild! Do you Goons even like this show? Most of you talk like you're face deep in your phones while it plays in the background.
Throwback to when Microsoft canned one of the coolest concepts for a Fable game 😢
May 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Throwback to when Microsoft canned one of the coolest concepts for a Fable game 😢
Some of THE dumbest people work for DoorDash.
March 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Some of THE dumbest people work for DoorDash.
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What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally
February 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally
Someone take me away somewhere warm... I HATE IT HERE!
February 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Someone take me away somewhere warm... I HATE IT HERE!
How hard is it to submit someone's hours on time? Like I could use that money waaaay sooner than later.
February 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How hard is it to submit someone's hours on time? Like I could use that money waaaay sooner than later.
Sometimes I accidentally bring my reddit humor to BlueSky, and I'm not sure that's ok.
February 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sometimes I accidentally bring my reddit humor to BlueSky, and I'm not sure that's ok.
Guess who didn't get to play avowed last night because the Game Pass App is garbage and forced me to reinstall Avowed after their broken ass update continuously spit out "Error Code: Butthole"
What's the point of pre-installing Avowed last night, only to come home to a 66.6gb update?! Where was this update at 6am when I saw the game was ready to play?!
February 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Guess who didn't get to play avowed last night because the Game Pass App is garbage and forced me to reinstall Avowed after their broken ass update continuously spit out "Error Code: Butthole"
As is true with most sex pests.
Most Looney Tunes characters are effectively indestructible but I don’t think that’s true for Pepe Le Pew. I bet if you ran him over with a car he’d just die.
February 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
As is true with most sex pests.
What's the point of pre-installing Avowed last night, only to come home to a 66.6gb update?! Where was this update at 6am when I saw the game was ready to play?!
February 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What's the point of pre-installing Avowed last night, only to come home to a 66.6gb update?! Where was this update at 6am when I saw the game was ready to play?!
Is it weird that I kind of want Bill Burr as president? I mean. It's not anymore batshit than what's going on now, and at least he makes sense when he talks.
February 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Is it weird that I kind of want Bill Burr as president? I mean. It's not anymore batshit than what's going on now, and at least he makes sense when he talks.
Lol the nerds in the Lord of the Rings subreddit are absolutely seething about The Ring of Power getting renewed for a 3rd season.
February 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Lol the nerds in the Lord of the Rings subreddit are absolutely seething about The Ring of Power getting renewed for a 3rd season.
Oh I'm sorry. I can commit Guantanamo style torture but can't say "d*** ******g *** ****e"?!
**STOP CENSORING CHAT IN "M RATED" GAMES!**
**STOP CENSORING CHAT IN "M RATED" GAMES!**
February 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Oh I'm sorry. I can commit Guantanamo style torture but can't say "d*** ******g *** ****e"?!
**STOP CENSORING CHAT IN "M RATED" GAMES!**
**STOP CENSORING CHAT IN "M RATED" GAMES!**
I refuse to watch anything out of chronological order. If that upsets you, so be it. You're not invited to the watch party.
February 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I refuse to watch anything out of chronological order. If that upsets you, so be it. You're not invited to the watch party.
There's a special place in hell for people that hear you whistling a tune, and immediately start whistling a different song louder.
February 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
There's a special place in hell for people that hear you whistling a tune, and immediately start whistling a different song louder.
American Republicans for some reason:
a large group of people are walking in a city with a clock tower in the background
ALT: a large group of people are walking in a city with a clock tower in the background
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
American Republicans for some reason: