Gawd of the Dad Bod
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Fatherhood never sleeps, pal. Dad of 👧 + 👯♂️. Let’s chop it up on music, movies, Blazers basketball and sneakers!
This is almost certainly AI slop, but can we all start yelling “go worry about what your wife is doing” to these masked bozos??
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is almost certainly AI slop, but can we all start yelling “go worry about what your wife is doing” to these masked bozos??
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This platform is full of authors and artists who don't like having their work stolen.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This platform is full of authors and artists who don't like having their work stolen.
They DO grasp it. They totally grasp it. It’s a way to signal white supremacy. And the fact that, 10+ years after the escalator, serious journalists still don’t get this is stupid scary.
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
They DO grasp it. They totally grasp it. It’s a way to signal white supremacy. And the fact that, 10+ years after the escalator, serious journalists still don’t get this is stupid scary.
FREE CJ!!!!
Part of CJ McCollum's post game interview. 46 points on the night while leading the Washington Wizards to their first ever Emirates NBA Cup win. #NBASky
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
FREE CJ!!!!
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Medusa head on me
Like Illuminati
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Medusa head on me
Like Illuminati
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Medusa head on me
Like Illuminati
Versace
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Medusa head on me
Like Illuminati
Hello, hello!
(All the cardinals) HOLA!
I’m at a place called Vatican
(All the cardinals) HOLA!
I’m at a place called Vatican
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hello, hello!
(All the cardinals) HOLA!
I’m at a place called Vatican
(All the cardinals) HOLA!
I’m at a place called Vatican
WHAT??? HE COULD HAVE?? HOW??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???!?!?!
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
WHAT??? HE COULD HAVE?? HOW??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???!?!?!
Maybe …. we should make all the games be 15 innings?
a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck is holding something in his hands and making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck is holding something in his hands and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Maybe …. we should make all the games be 15 innings?
Hey! A good thing happened to a PNW sports team! Hoooooray Mariners! 🔱
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hey! A good thing happened to a PNW sports team! Hoooooray Mariners! 🔱
How would you bring “more positivity” to the Smithsonian? I’d put tutus on the dinosaur skeletons.
Trump: "I got a little involved with museums, because I had a little problem with the Smithsonian. We like a little more positivity. It was all about all the bad things in our country. I said, 'What about the good things we've done?' So I got a little involved with that."
September 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
How would you bring “more positivity” to the Smithsonian? I’d put tutus on the dinosaur skeletons.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
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Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
June 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
I’m sorry, someone said this site is dying???
For over a year our 2yo has been obsessed with videos of the Lowes animatronic Halloween reaper band. So for his 3rd birthday, we surprised him with his own reaper band. Now all he wants to do is perform with the 7ft tall reapers, specifically as an *animatronic* skeleton. He’s a method actor.
May 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’m sorry, someone said this site is dying???
“Hey baby, ever do it inside a Simon?”
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
May 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“Hey baby, ever do it inside a Simon?”
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I asked my waitress in Savannah about Trump’s suggestion that he’d run for a third term. She said she disapproves of violating the Constitution but added that the election is years away, and ultimately she’d vote for whatever candidate ran the most alarming anti-trans ad.
March 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I asked my waitress in Savannah about Trump’s suggestion that he’d run for a third term. She said she disapproves of violating the Constitution but added that the election is years away, and ultimately she’d vote for whatever candidate ran the most alarming anti-trans ad.
The saddest thing about this is I’m sure they thought Signal was “secure” the same way that idiot crooks would communicate over Snapchat because the messages “disappear”
CIA Dir. Ratcliffe: My communications to be clear in a signal message group were entirely permissible and lawful and did not include classified information.
Sen. Warner: If it's not classified, share the texts with the committee
Sen. Warner: If it's not classified, share the texts with the committee
March 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The saddest thing about this is I’m sure they thought Signal was “secure” the same way that idiot crooks would communicate over Snapchat because the messages “disappear”
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Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86
It’s easy to assume they’re all reacting to the Luka Doncic trade news … but maybe they all spent Saturday night watching Emilia Perez on Netflix 🤷
February 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s easy to assume they’re all reacting to the Luka Doncic trade news … but maybe they all spent Saturday night watching Emilia Perez on Netflix 🤷
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i love artificial intelligence
February 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i love artificial intelligence
That’s MY senator, showing how it’s done
Republicans want you to hit your kids instead of giving them health care
Senator Tommy Tuberville: We have an attention deficit problem in this country. Attention deficit — when you or I were growing up — our parents didn’t use a drug they used a belt.
January 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
That’s MY senator, showing how it’s done
Help me #solesky #sneakersky ! Wore my Concepts 998s for the first time with jeans I forgot I hadn’t washed yet and dye transferred. 🤦🏼♂️ Any tips on how or if it’s even possible to clean off? 🙏🏻🤞🏼
January 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Help me #solesky #sneakersky ! Wore my Concepts 998s for the first time with jeans I forgot I hadn’t washed yet and dye transferred. 🤦🏼♂️ Any tips on how or if it’s even possible to clean off? 🙏🏻🤞🏼
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YOU THERE! BOY!
IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??
IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??
December 28, 2024 at 2:55 PM
YOU THERE! BOY!
IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??
IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??