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cypresshill.bsky.social
Stoned Illusions
@cypresshill.bsky.social
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🍁 Hip-hop vibes & high times. 🍁

Where the weed smokers and hip-hop heads unite. Sharing stoner wisdom, and chill vibes. Keeping it real

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cypresshill.bsky.social
We all know that your weed guy's time is different from every other human's on the planet... but how long has been the longest you've waited for him to be 5 minutes away? #stonerstruggles
November 29, 2024 at 10:42 AM
cypresshill.bsky.social
That's one evening isn't it? Blink and it's gone! #weedmeme
"Police officers holding a small marijuana plant with text overlay making fun of exaggerated claims, stating: 'Sir we've seized 3 tons of marijuana.' 'Did you say 1 ton of marijuana?' 'Yes sir, 8 grams of marijuana.' The bottom section features a close-up of an officer looking high."
November 21, 2024 at 10:36 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
Just finished Brassic on netflix, sort of stuck on what to binge now. Any suggestions?
November 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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komaniecki.bsky.social
Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 7:32 AM
cypresshill.bsky.social
When the top-listened song is rain sounds for the third year in a row. 🥲
kejamieson.bsky.social Kate Jamieson / KJ ⚓️ @kejamieson.bsky.social · Nov 20
It's been a bit of a weird year and I am genuinely concerned about my Spotify Wrapped playlist when it appears
November 21, 2024 at 6:39 AM
cypresshill.bsky.social
Some people are so talented man.
infinitealchemics.bsky.social Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · Nov 21
Thank you! Im Trying to find my people!! Made these two beauties
November 21, 2024 at 12:20 AM
cypresshill.bsky.social
Me welcoming all my stoner buddies to the weed side of Bluesky. #weedwednesday
A woman in a pink tracksuit holds a large tray filled with colourful smoking apparatuses, including bongs and pipes, in a well-decorated, cosy room.
November 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
I need some weedhead starter packs, what have you got? #stoner
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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krunkzkreationz.bsky.social
Just finished harvesting a new strain I've bred. The seeds came out with pink and yellow tips! Genetics are blue power x granddaddy purple

What should I name this one?

#cannabis #homegrown #genetics #seeds #krunkzkreationz #cannabisseeds #purple #weed #marijuana #purpleweed #exotic #new #thebest
My new cannabis strains seeds came out with pink and yellow tips.
November 20, 2024 at 8:17 AM
cypresshill.bsky.social
What's your song this morning? Who's with you to kick start your day?

This is mine.

open.spotify.com/track/1LisJs...
Shaking Body
Ezra Collective · Dance, No One's Watching · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 AM
cypresshill.bsky.social
Me right now #weedmeme #tokingtuesday
The image is a drawing of four stick figures on a yellow background. The central two stick figures are high-fiving, with the word "ME" above them. To the left, one stick figure is jumping excitedly with a green Spotify logo above its head, while the other stick figure next to it has a cannabis plant above its head. On the right, a stick figure is also jumping, with the Bluesky social media logo (represented by a blue butterfly) above its head. The image conveys a playful and joyful vibe, symbolising connection and fun.
November 19, 2024 at 1:03 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
In your opinion, what's the best way?
The image features a close-up of a vibrant cannabis plant with frosty trichomes and purple-tinged leaves. Text overlays the image, reading: "How do you consume?" at the top in capital letters, followed by "Drop your favourite way below" at the bottom. The text is in a simple, clean font, inviting engagement.
November 18, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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Rosanna Pansino reveals she's smoking her dad's ashes in new Instagram story:

“His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did.”
Image of Rosanna Pansino holding a marijuana joint made up of a combination of marijuana and her father’s ashes. Screenshot of Rosanna Pansino’s Instagram story: “We lost my dad about 5 years ago to leukemia. He was the best. His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did.”
November 18, 2024 at 11:57 AM
cypresshill.bsky.social
A weedhead’s worst nightmare, right here. 🤣

Best advice I ever got: Use a sock on a hoover to rescue every precious crumb.

What’s your top stoner survival tip? Let’s hear it!
#StonerWisdom #WeedFails
This image features a two-panel meme with SpongeBob SquarePants. The left panel shows SpongeBob with a bored, dismissive expression and the text “Me dropping my phone.” The right panel shows a distorted, panicked SpongeBob, with wild green energy surrounding him and the text “Me dropping my WEED.” This humorously contrasts a casual reaction to dropping a phone with a more frantic response to dropping weed.
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
Where the hip-hop heads and weed smokers at? Come find us.
November 17, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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sarabellumxo.bsky.social
Hard working queen by day. Drunken sloppy Stoner by night 🌚😭
November 14, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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drinksmcgee.bsky.social
Who called them stoner goths and not an easy-bake coven?
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
"Stoner since 1969"

Say no more.
November 15, 2024 at 2:32 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
#stoner #weedmeme
The image is a meme featuring a character from the animated show "Bob's Burgers," Tina Belcher, known for her glasses and deadpan expression. In the image, Tina is seen giving a sideways glance with a slightly raised eyebrow, suggesting a knowing or conspiratorial look. The caption at the top reads, "How stoners look at each other when they're ready to smoke at a function," humorously comparing Tina's glance to the nonverbal communication shared among people discreetly planning to smoke.
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
Smoke Up Sunday has begun.
November 17, 2024 at 9:35 AM