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I can't relate to "new phone, who dis?" because I just deleted the contact for my pediatric endocrinologist's office
September 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I can't relate to "new phone, who dis?" because I just deleted the contact for my pediatric endocrinologist's office
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Non binary friendships are just calling each other "my liege" and "my squire" in lieu of gendered terms
June 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Non binary friendships are just calling each other "my liege" and "my squire" in lieu of gendered terms
i am a simple girl: i feel myself getting irrationally angry about tiny things. I get up. I get my SSRI from the kitchen. it fixes the problem it is designed to fix, and I say "wow, a miracle of modern science"
June 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i am a simple girl: i feel myself getting irrationally angry about tiny things. I get up. I get my SSRI from the kitchen. it fixes the problem it is designed to fix, and I say "wow, a miracle of modern science"
if i think too much about the big problems in the world right now I'll throw up, so instead I will complain about the ugly tan carpet that's in every single apartment I look at
June 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
if i think too much about the big problems in the world right now I'll throw up, so instead I will complain about the ugly tan carpet that's in every single apartment I look at
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I’m gonna have a cute little iced coffee in a jar tomorrow morning 😌
June 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m gonna have a cute little iced coffee in a jar tomorrow morning 😌
Nothing highlights the fact that you drive a car that's pushing a decade old like driving the same car from this model year
May 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Nothing highlights the fact that you drive a car that's pushing a decade old like driving the same car from this model year
i love when my friends see to see all my g-cals and how they interact; my autistic spirit and virgo rising need order
May 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i love when my friends see to see all my g-cals and how they interact; my autistic spirit and virgo rising need order
I forget often that my dad and I have the same zodiac sign until he says some Aquarian shit like "doesn't it suck when you mess something up and then get compliments about it?"
May 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I forget often that my dad and I have the same zodiac sign until he says some Aquarian shit like "doesn't it suck when you mess something up and then get compliments about it?"
Sometimes I just drunk text my former leaders like we are besties and that's valid of me I think
April 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Sometimes I just drunk text my former leaders like we are besties and that's valid of me I think
there's a southern adage that "the uglier you go to bed, the prettier you wake up" and I take umbrage with that because I wake up pretty every morning and have never been ugly a day in my life
April 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
there's a southern adage that "the uglier you go to bed, the prettier you wake up" and I take umbrage with that because I wake up pretty every morning and have never been ugly a day in my life
Just The Zoo Of Us did an episode on an animal I recommended and I am so elated to listen to it 🪼
April 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Just The Zoo Of Us did an episode on an animal I recommended and I am so elated to listen to it 🪼
I tried to watch Cutthroat Kitchen the other day, but I realized immediately that my brain had autofilled Sam Reich in for Alton Brown.
March 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I tried to watch Cutthroat Kitchen the other day, but I realized immediately that my brain had autofilled Sam Reich in for Alton Brown.
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nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve
March 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve
I think the biggest thing I've learned being in HR and management is how little folks will read and comprehend from the messages you send out
March 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I think the biggest thing I've learned being in HR and management is how little folks will read and comprehend from the messages you send out
My body is a machine that is fueled exclusively by Coca Cola and peanut butter toast
March 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My body is a machine that is fueled exclusively by Coca Cola and peanut butter toast
I'm genuinely curious when Frozen became popular enough that a single, over the shoulder side braid became an "Elsa braid" instead of a "Katniss braid". When was the culture shift?
February 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm genuinely curious when Frozen became popular enough that a single, over the shoulder side braid became an "Elsa braid" instead of a "Katniss braid". When was the culture shift?
Going to Dutch Bros is wild because some gay little hipster 20-something will say "yeah, I'd definitely recommend a slutty caterpillar blended rebel" and an equally gay 20-something will say "yeah, sounds great"
February 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Going to Dutch Bros is wild because some gay little hipster 20-something will say "yeah, I'd definitely recommend a slutty caterpillar blended rebel" and an equally gay 20-something will say "yeah, sounds great"
The only thing you need to know about me is that I say "this is gonna fix me" with the same conviction whether I'm making a Shirley Temple or taking my lexapro
January 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The only thing you need to know about me is that I say "this is gonna fix me" with the same conviction whether I'm making a Shirley Temple or taking my lexapro
I always forget how bonecrushingly sad Falsettos is :))) don't hmu :)))
December 21, 2024 at 8:24 AM
I always forget how bonecrushingly sad Falsettos is :))) don't hmu :)))
Thanksgiving has come and gone, so I'm delighted to not hear my father say the word "spatchcock" for another 360 days
November 29, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Thanksgiving has come and gone, so I'm delighted to not hear my father say the word "spatchcock" for another 360 days