Kyle Tasch
@cupofkyle.bsky.social
Comedian, hack, improviser, podcaster, movie buff, cynic, and winner of the 2006 DuPage County Talent Contest.
Hey, “I Know What You Did Last Summer.”
I know what you did last movie, and it wasn’t “entertain me.”
@filmwar.bsky.social #iknowwhatyoudidlastsummer #iknowwhatyoudid #movies #popcornclassics
I know what you did last movie, and it wasn’t “entertain me.”
@filmwar.bsky.social #iknowwhatyoudidlastsummer #iknowwhatyoudid #movies #popcornclassics
July 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hey, “I Know What You Did Last Summer.”
I know what you did last movie, and it wasn’t “entertain me.”
@filmwar.bsky.social #iknowwhatyoudidlastsummer #iknowwhatyoudid #movies #popcornclassics
I know what you did last movie, and it wasn’t “entertain me.”
@filmwar.bsky.social #iknowwhatyoudidlastsummer #iknowwhatyoudid #movies #popcornclassics
I don’t do uber chats anymore.
“Busy tonight?” “A little bit.” “Anyone ever puke in your car?”
“Busy tonight?” “A little bit.” “Anyone ever puke in your car?”
May 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I don’t do uber chats anymore.
“Busy tonight?” “A little bit.” “Anyone ever puke in your car?”
“Busy tonight?” “A little bit.” “Anyone ever puke in your car?”
If you dress like a delivery guy, you can pretty much walk around any apartment complex or hotel you want.
April 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If you dress like a delivery guy, you can pretty much walk around any apartment complex or hotel you want.
I want one of those jobs where you get paid to travel and make annoying videos.
April 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I want one of those jobs where you get paid to travel and make annoying videos.
I’ve been going around recommending a show I made up called “Reservoir.”
April 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’ve been going around recommending a show I made up called “Reservoir.”
It’s 5:49 and I’m feelin’ fine!
Wait, no it’s not and no I’m not.
Wait, no it’s not and no I’m not.
April 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It’s 5:49 and I’m feelin’ fine!
Wait, no it’s not and no I’m not.
Wait, no it’s not and no I’m not.
Don’t bother me, I’m watching Jim Carrey movies.
April 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Don’t bother me, I’m watching Jim Carrey movies.
It’s funny to tell your friends obscure truths about you on April Fools’ Day. Because they will never believe you.
April 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s funny to tell your friends obscure truths about you on April Fools’ Day. Because they will never believe you.
Better late than never - our new episode focusing on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE movies and it's connection to cinema is available now. All games are SNL themed and all our contestants commit to never making you laugh, not once - just like the show!
#filmsky #tvsky #promosky #snl
#filmsky #tvsky #promosky #snl
FILMWAR! - 309 - FILMWAR NIGHT LIVE
YouTube video by FILMWAR!
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March 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Reposted by Kyle Tasch
Better late than never - our new episode focusing on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE movies and it's connection to cinema is available now. All games are SNL themed and all our contestants commit to never making you laugh, not once - just like the show!
#filmsky #tvsky #promosky #snl
#filmsky #tvsky #promosky #snl
FILMWAR! - 309 - FILMWAR NIGHT LIVE
YouTube video by FILMWAR!
youtu.be
March 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Ever have a dream so good that when you wake up, you start clapping for your brain?
March 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Ever have a dream so good that when you wake up, you start clapping for your brain?
This will twack you out!
March 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This will twack you out!
I like to ween off things. I’m a big weener.
March 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I like to ween off things. I’m a big weener.
Boy Meets World.
Ok then what?
Do they hit it off?
I want answers.
Ok then what?
Do they hit it off?
I want answers.
March 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Boy Meets World.
Ok then what?
Do they hit it off?
I want answers.
Ok then what?
Do they hit it off?
I want answers.
Movie rhymes with “groovy.”
Anyone do anything with that yet??
Anyone do anything with that yet??
March 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Movie rhymes with “groovy.”
Anyone do anything with that yet??
Anyone do anything with that yet??
My favorite part of convenient cares is that you can just collapse right outside the building and usually they’ll take care of you.
March 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My favorite part of convenient cares is that you can just collapse right outside the building and usually they’ll take care of you.
How awesome is it that you’re not at Walgreens right now?!?
March 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How awesome is it that you’re not at Walgreens right now?!?
It’s Friday. What does it want, a medal or something?
March 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It’s Friday. What does it want, a medal or something?
I’ve never been more traumatized than when I was a kid who saw that Dumb & Dumber only had 2 stars in the local newspaper.
@filmwar.bsky.social #PTSD #movies #dumbanddumber #jimcarrey #peterfarrelly #jeffdaniels
@filmwar.bsky.social #PTSD #movies #dumbanddumber #jimcarrey #peterfarrelly #jeffdaniels
March 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’ve never been more traumatized than when I was a kid who saw that Dumb & Dumber only had 2 stars in the local newspaper.
@filmwar.bsky.social #PTSD #movies #dumbanddumber #jimcarrey #peterfarrelly #jeffdaniels
@filmwar.bsky.social #PTSD #movies #dumbanddumber #jimcarrey #peterfarrelly #jeffdaniels
I don’t like the phrase, “that’s his bread and butter right there.”
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I don’t like the phrase, “that’s his bread and butter right there.”
I’m not a performer, ma’am.
I’m a clap farmer.
I’m a clap farmer.
March 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m not a performer, ma’am.
I’m a clap farmer.
I’m a clap farmer.
Movies are a great escape!!!!!! From this, our lives!!!! 😂😂😊😊
March 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Movies are a great escape!!!!!! From this, our lives!!!! 😂😂😊😊
When will wrinkly clothes be in style?
March 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
When will wrinkly clothes be in style?
Conan did a spectacular job at the #Oscars simply by shutting the hell up. Kudos Co Co! 🧡
@filmwar.bsky.social #academyawards
@filmwar.bsky.social #academyawards
March 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Conan did a spectacular job at the #Oscars simply by shutting the hell up. Kudos Co Co! 🧡
@filmwar.bsky.social #academyawards
@filmwar.bsky.social #academyawards
I did it.
I predicted Anora would win!
I am some sort of prophet!
#oscars @filmwar.bsky.social #academyawards 🏆
I predicted Anora would win!
I am some sort of prophet!
#oscars @filmwar.bsky.social #academyawards 🏆
I predict Anora will win Best Picture at the #Oscars.
But it doesn’t matter what I post because I’ll just delete this later if I’m wrong.
@filmwar.bsky.social #theoscars #academyawards #oscarnight #deletelater
But it doesn’t matter what I post because I’ll just delete this later if I’m wrong.
@filmwar.bsky.social #theoscars #academyawards #oscarnight #deletelater
March 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I did it.
I predicted Anora would win!
I am some sort of prophet!
#oscars @filmwar.bsky.social #academyawards 🏆
I predicted Anora would win!
I am some sort of prophet!
#oscars @filmwar.bsky.social #academyawards 🏆