Anthony Mortenson
@csensis.bsky.social
Layabout, dreamer, cat-dad
Ask me about pancakes
Ask me about pancakes
In case anyone is wondering if i'd pay almost $1200 for a new PC only to play a 16v year-old console game, yeah. Yeah I would
May 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
In case anyone is wondering if i'd pay almost $1200 for a new PC only to play a 16v year-old console game, yeah. Yeah I would
I just bought a vacuum.
Why am I so excited over a vacuum?
Why am I so excited over a vacuum?
January 24, 2024 at 4:14 AM
I just bought a vacuum.
Why am I so excited over a vacuum?
Why am I so excited over a vacuum?
Twitter is gone. It's dead and gone. I'm washing my hands of that mess
January 11, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Twitter is gone. It's dead and gone. I'm washing my hands of that mess
OMG I want water so bad and all I have is this stupid root beer
January 7, 2024 at 6:54 AM
OMG I want water so bad and all I have is this stupid root beer
Sweetums wants everyone to know that far too many kitty cats aren't getting their recommended daily snuggles
November 29, 2023 at 4:14 AM
Sweetums wants everyone to know that far too many kitty cats aren't getting their recommended daily snuggles
I never thought I'd be quiet on socials bc I was busy and not bc I just had nothing interesting to say
November 23, 2023 at 3:05 AM
I never thought I'd be quiet on socials bc I was busy and not bc I just had nothing interesting to say
Is it Saturday yet?
November 11, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Is it Saturday yet?
I really shoulda had a coffee before I went out delivering.
Ya know what I did? Hmm?
I waited at a stop sign for a green light!
Ya know what I did? Hmm?
I waited at a stop sign for a green light!
November 9, 2023 at 2:54 AM
I really shoulda had a coffee before I went out delivering.
Ya know what I did? Hmm?
I waited at a stop sign for a green light!
Ya know what I did? Hmm?
I waited at a stop sign for a green light!
So I started driving delivery again. I need $$$ for fancy cheeses.
And the thing I'm realizing, if this were a post scarcity utopia like Star Trek, this is probably what I'd be doing anyway.
I just really like giving people food.
And the thing I'm realizing, if this were a post scarcity utopia like Star Trek, this is probably what I'd be doing anyway.
I just really like giving people food.
November 6, 2023 at 7:11 PM
So I started driving delivery again. I need $$$ for fancy cheeses.
And the thing I'm realizing, if this were a post scarcity utopia like Star Trek, this is probably what I'd be doing anyway.
I just really like giving people food.
And the thing I'm realizing, if this were a post scarcity utopia like Star Trek, this is probably what I'd be doing anyway.
I just really like giving people food.
So I guess I'm gonna start working again. Ugh.
Count me among the peons upholding a broken system of corporate corruption.
All so I can have my fancy cheeses and dental insurance.
Count me among the peons upholding a broken system of corporate corruption.
All so I can have my fancy cheeses and dental insurance.
November 2, 2023 at 5:39 PM
So I guess I'm gonna start working again. Ugh.
Count me among the peons upholding a broken system of corporate corruption.
All so I can have my fancy cheeses and dental insurance.
Count me among the peons upholding a broken system of corporate corruption.
All so I can have my fancy cheeses and dental insurance.
"Where's my phone? Oh it's in my hand. I'll check my pockets just to be sure."
Hair--->pulling--->screaming
Why is my brain like this?
Hair--->pulling--->screaming
Why is my brain like this?
October 26, 2023 at 8:02 PM
"Where's my phone? Oh it's in my hand. I'll check my pockets just to be sure."
Hair--->pulling--->screaming
Why is my brain like this?
Hair--->pulling--->screaming
Why is my brain like this?
I've always been a sorta okay uncle, but now I'm gonna be a great uncle!?
Yikes!
Yikes!
October 25, 2023 at 11:54 PM
I've always been a sorta okay uncle, but now I'm gonna be a great uncle!?
Yikes!
Yikes!
Fred's new nickname is Mister Knives
October 17, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Fred's new nickname is Mister Knives
Reposted by Anthony Mortenson
Too many people use the logic, "If someone commits an atrocity against you, you've earned the right to an atrocity against them." But you can't earn the right to atrocities. It's not a thing you can deserve to do.
October 13, 2023 at 11:57 AM
Too many people use the logic, "If someone commits an atrocity against you, you've earned the right to an atrocity against them." But you can't earn the right to atrocities. It's not a thing you can deserve to do.
What they said.
September 30, 2023 at 2:37 AM
What they said.
Yeah I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity
September 20, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Yeah I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity
She's much cuter IRL
September 7, 2023 at 8:25 PM
She's much cuter IRL
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!"
I learned this from an early age and my parents reinforced it, but then they use language that's meant to hurt, conditioning me to care what people say to me.
I will be mindful and careful how I speak so I don't do the same.
I learned this from an early age and my parents reinforced it, but then they use language that's meant to hurt, conditioning me to care what people say to me.
I will be mindful and careful how I speak so I don't do the same.
August 26, 2023 at 4:10 PM
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!"
I learned this from an early age and my parents reinforced it, but then they use language that's meant to hurt, conditioning me to care what people say to me.
I will be mindful and careful how I speak so I don't do the same.
I learned this from an early age and my parents reinforced it, but then they use language that's meant to hurt, conditioning me to care what people say to me.
I will be mindful and careful how I speak so I don't do the same.
I rearranged the living room
August 25, 2023 at 1:02 AM
I rearranged the living room
OMG lookit how long my kitty is.
August 24, 2023 at 3:36 AM
OMG lookit how long my kitty is.
My baby kitty and what I named her after
August 23, 2023 at 3:28 AM
My baby kitty and what I named her after
Reposted by Anthony Mortenson
Last time Republicans were in charge, unemployment was a level not seen since the Great Depression, you had the longest US government shutdown in history, and you literally couldn't buy toilet paper.
Time before that, the entire economy collapsed.
Both times, rich people just got richer.
Time before that, the entire economy collapsed.
Both times, rich people just got richer.
August 22, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Last time Republicans were in charge, unemployment was a level not seen since the Great Depression, you had the longest US government shutdown in history, and you literally couldn't buy toilet paper.
Time before that, the entire economy collapsed.
Both times, rich people just got richer.
Time before that, the entire economy collapsed.
Both times, rich people just got richer.
I deleted my post with a typo and tried again. Like a mature fucking adult.
August 21, 2023 at 3:56 AM
I deleted my post with a typo and tried again. Like a mature fucking adult.
I often wonder, what if parkour has seen an early explosion of popularity
Like, early enough that it's as popular as basketball. It just becomes a common part of PE from Kindergarten
Can you imagine how scary it would be to play against Shaq if he had that skill set?
Like, early enough that it's as popular as basketball. It just becomes a common part of PE from Kindergarten
Can you imagine how scary it would be to play against Shaq if he had that skill set?
August 19, 2023 at 5:37 PM
I often wonder, what if parkour has seen an early explosion of popularity
Like, early enough that it's as popular as basketball. It just becomes a common part of PE from Kindergarten
Can you imagine how scary it would be to play against Shaq if he had that skill set?
Like, early enough that it's as popular as basketball. It just becomes a common part of PE from Kindergarten
Can you imagine how scary it would be to play against Shaq if he had that skill set?