the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a mad scientist

Funny to know that all my heroes as a child were queer - like Elvira and Pee-Wee, my twin stars that I loved with all my heart as a wee baby bat

Heartbreaking that they both had to hide such a big part of themselves away for the longest time

Here’s a selfie from the cutest lil bathroom I ever did see ❤️ First clown of the year, it feels good to be back in the saddle 🤡

I’m watching Maxxxine for the first time and I love how much of it is just a tour of the Universal backlot

I love that one Irish woman on instagram who posts herself mixing just the most diabolical pre-game cocktails that she drinks with a boba straw so she can down them in under 5 seconds. There’s just something about her

I always put “Miss” in front of my 13 year old cat’s name and I think it’s because she’s an older woman and it feels polite

Ain’t it wild when changing the dosage of your meds actually works. Like oh THATS why I’ve felt completely insane for the past few months, my brain was low on the chemicals it needs to make me normal

This website needs more libel

I am plotting I am scheming ⚡️

Giving Terrifier another try because I wanted to watch the sequels and I’m glad tbh, I’m enjoying the second one a lot more than the first. Art is such a fun character and David Howard Thornton plays him SO WELL

Alright now we all have to work on making this platform more fucked up and gross