Big K
@crownandjoke.bsky.social
6 foot woman in a 5 foot world. Sports, politics, shenanigans. Good human that uses bad words. | Opinions are my own. Oklahoma.
Before everyone gets beamed up for the rapture later today, don’t forget to drop all your worldly possessions off at my house. I’ll be holding it down through the next 7 years of trials and tribulations with the rest of the heathens left behind.
September 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Before everyone gets beamed up for the rapture later today, don’t forget to drop all your worldly possessions off at my house. I’ll be holding it down through the next 7 years of trials and tribulations with the rest of the heathens left behind.
Before you rush to post a long opinion about any incident or tragedy, remember—no one really cares about your opinion unless they ask you directly.
Taoism reminds us: the river keeps flowing, whether we thrash against it or not.
Focus on the here and now—that’s all we ever have.
Taoism reminds us: the river keeps flowing, whether we thrash against it or not.
Focus on the here and now—that’s all we ever have.
September 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Before you rush to post a long opinion about any incident or tragedy, remember—no one really cares about your opinion unless they ask you directly.
Taoism reminds us: the river keeps flowing, whether we thrash against it or not.
Focus on the here and now—that’s all we ever have.
Taoism reminds us: the river keeps flowing, whether we thrash against it or not.
Focus on the here and now—that’s all we ever have.
Feeling sad for federal employees getting IRS lock-in letters forcing their withholdings to “single” — even if they’re married or with dependents. That means bigger tax chunks taken from every paycheck, and with IRS support so gutted, getting it corrected is nearly impossible.
August 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Feeling sad for federal employees getting IRS lock-in letters forcing their withholdings to “single” — even if they’re married or with dependents. That means bigger tax chunks taken from every paycheck, and with IRS support so gutted, getting it corrected is nearly impossible.
Out in the world in a rarely worn suit today because of some meetings in Tulsa and got asked what my retainer fee was by a guy in QuikTrip needing an attorney…
Not an attorney, just a nerd in a suit, man… 😂
Not an attorney, just a nerd in a suit, man… 😂
July 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Out in the world in a rarely worn suit today because of some meetings in Tulsa and got asked what my retainer fee was by a guy in QuikTrip needing an attorney…
Not an attorney, just a nerd in a suit, man… 😂
Not an attorney, just a nerd in a suit, man… 😂
My twitter is deactivated for a bit, so I’ll be over here, just not often. Stepping away from social media just a bit
July 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My twitter is deactivated for a bit, so I’ll be over here, just not often. Stepping away from social media just a bit
Waking up at 5:30am is not the business
July 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Waking up at 5:30am is not the business
Jokić plays like a Serbian bear cursed to live as a human who’s unreasonably good at basketball. All he wants is to go back to his cave and hibernate, but instead he’s forced to play ball until his debt is repaid.
May 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Jokić plays like a Serbian bear cursed to live as a human who’s unreasonably good at basketball. All he wants is to go back to his cave and hibernate, but instead he’s forced to play ball until his debt is repaid.
Being dark outside in the morning is not the jam. Ugh.
March 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Being dark outside in the morning is not the jam. Ugh.
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Bedlam in the Big Dance? Here’s how it could happen: www.oklahoman.com/story/sports...
Bedlam in March Madness? Why NCAA Tournament committee should pair Cowgirls, Sooners
Nothing would rouse sleepy old Lloyd Noble Center quite like hosting a Big Dance edition of Bedlam.
www.oklahoman.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Bedlam in the Big Dance? Here’s how it could happen: www.oklahoman.com/story/sports...
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X-Twitter has been out a lot of today & there's claims that it's hackers Dark Storm (Team Dark Strom)
"even though the group’s messaging focuses on the Palestinian cause, it may (like KillNet and Anonymous Sudan) act in support of Russian geopolitical interests"
securityscorecard.com/research/hac...
"even though the group’s messaging focuses on the Palestinian cause, it may (like KillNet and Anonymous Sudan) act in support of Russian geopolitical interests"
securityscorecard.com/research/hac...
Cyber Risk Intelligence Update: Hacktivist Involvement in Israel-Hamas War Reflects Possible Shift in Threat Actor Focus
The STRIKE Team has continued monitoring threat actors involved in the Israel-Hamas war and has integrated it into DDW collections.
securityscorecard.com
March 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
X-Twitter has been out a lot of today & there's claims that it's hackers Dark Storm (Team Dark Strom)
"even though the group’s messaging focuses on the Palestinian cause, it may (like KillNet and Anonymous Sudan) act in support of Russian geopolitical interests"
securityscorecard.com/research/hac...
"even though the group’s messaging focuses on the Palestinian cause, it may (like KillNet and Anonymous Sudan) act in support of Russian geopolitical interests"
securityscorecard.com/research/hac...
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Just a reminder that gars will probably outlast humanity. Take comfort in that! We are just little animals on a big rock in the sky and this too shall pass.
Break away for a moment with this Longnose Gar fly-by at the Minnesota Zoo👍
…posting this for myself too (needing a break from doom scrolling).
…posting this for myself too (needing a break from doom scrolling).
March 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just a reminder that gars will probably outlast humanity. Take comfort in that! We are just little animals on a big rock in the sky and this too shall pass.
SHUSH LET ME LIVE
"I want to switch over to Bluesky, but I just don't get the kind of engagement I get on Twitter."
Wow, you mean your strategy of following 18 people here and showing up once every three weeks to complain about how quiet it is hasn't paid off? Surprising!
Wow, you mean your strategy of following 18 people here and showing up once every three weeks to complain about how quiet it is hasn't paid off? Surprising!
March 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
SHUSH LET ME LIVE
I’m glad I watched an episode of Martha Stewart where she talked about making rice and freezing it. It has helped with meal prep IMMENSELY because I get terrified of rice in the fridge too long.
Also, apparently freezing it changes the starch and can help with insulin resistance, big win.
Also, apparently freezing it changes the starch and can help with insulin resistance, big win.
March 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m glad I watched an episode of Martha Stewart where she talked about making rice and freezing it. It has helped with meal prep IMMENSELY because I get terrified of rice in the fridge too long.
Also, apparently freezing it changes the starch and can help with insulin resistance, big win.
Also, apparently freezing it changes the starch and can help with insulin resistance, big win.
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Oklahoma remains at the top of Men’s and Women’s NCAA Gymnastics Rankings! ❤️☝️
📸Lloyd Smith for Inside Gymnastics & OU Athletics
#Ncaagym #Gymnastics #ncaagymnastics
📸Lloyd Smith for Inside Gymnastics & OU Athletics
#Ncaagym #Gymnastics #ncaagymnastics
March 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Oklahoma remains at the top of Men’s and Women’s NCAA Gymnastics Rankings! ❤️☝️
📸Lloyd Smith for Inside Gymnastics & OU Athletics
#Ncaagym #Gymnastics #ncaagymnastics
📸Lloyd Smith for Inside Gymnastics & OU Athletics
#Ncaagym #Gymnastics #ncaagymnastics
So, you guys come here often? Enzo wants to know more about Bluesky
March 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
So, you guys come here often? Enzo wants to know more about Bluesky
Hey so if you cool folks wanna follow me on other platforms I haz website
Crownandjoke.com
See, it’s easy to remember
Crownandjoke.com
See, it’s easy to remember
March 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hey so if you cool folks wanna follow me on other platforms I haz website
Crownandjoke.com
See, it’s easy to remember
Crownandjoke.com
See, it’s easy to remember
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Shitters full
X down: Twitter not working amid major outage
X down: Twitter not working amid major outage
X has gone down in what appears to be a major and global outage.
www.independent.co.uk
March 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Shitters full
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"I PAID FOR MY TICKET! THAT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO DO MY BRITNEY ROUTINE ON THE PLANE!" I scream as they escort me off the flight.
March 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"I PAID FOR MY TICKET! THAT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO DO MY BRITNEY ROUTINE ON THE PLANE!" I scream as they escort me off the flight.
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X engineers clocking in this morning
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
X engineers clocking in this morning
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NLRB employees line the sidewalk to welcome back Board Member Gwynne Wilcox at HQ this morning after a federal judge ordered her reinstatement.
Trump fired Wilcox Jan 27 in what the judge ruled was an illegal removal.
Trump fired Wilcox Jan 27 in what the judge ruled was an illegal removal.
March 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
NLRB employees line the sidewalk to welcome back Board Member Gwynne Wilcox at HQ this morning after a federal judge ordered her reinstatement.
Trump fired Wilcox Jan 27 in what the judge ruled was an illegal removal.
Trump fired Wilcox Jan 27 in what the judge ruled was an illegal removal.
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Hi there!
I am Dan Williams and I’m running for Vice Chair of the OK Dems and Southern VP of the Young Dems of America. I wanted to reintroduce myself and declare my intent. I look forward to seeing many of you and meeting new folks as I campaign. Together we can go from Blue Dots to Blue Waves!
I am Dan Williams and I’m running for Vice Chair of the OK Dems and Southern VP of the Young Dems of America. I wanted to reintroduce myself and declare my intent. I look forward to seeing many of you and meeting new folks as I campaign. Together we can go from Blue Dots to Blue Waves!
March 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hi there!
I am Dan Williams and I’m running for Vice Chair of the OK Dems and Southern VP of the Young Dems of America. I wanted to reintroduce myself and declare my intent. I look forward to seeing many of you and meeting new folks as I campaign. Together we can go from Blue Dots to Blue Waves!
I am Dan Williams and I’m running for Vice Chair of the OK Dems and Southern VP of the Young Dems of America. I wanted to reintroduce myself and declare my intent. I look forward to seeing many of you and meeting new folks as I campaign. Together we can go from Blue Dots to Blue Waves!
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they're trying to fix twitter but elon is zooted out of his fucking mind on expired amphetamines and he keeps nervously chewing through important wires
March 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
they're trying to fix twitter but elon is zooted out of his fucking mind on expired amphetamines and he keeps nervously chewing through important wires
The most important work of all!
MAKING MEMES
March 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The most important work of all!