Crooked Reviews
@crookedreviews.bsky.social
Cannibal steamer trunk. Pro BIPOC, pro Roe, pro choice, pro LGBTQ+, anti Orange Florida Man. Kraken fan. Seahawks fan. Rockies & Buffs fan. There will be sports posting.
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OMG WTF MID OFF
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
OMG WTF MID OFF
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1-1 #SeaKraken power play goal!
Faceoff win leads to double seam passes setting up Eberle net front
A point for Stephenson as a treat in his 600th NHL game
Faceoff win leads to double seam passes setting up Eberle net front
A point for Stephenson as a treat in his 600th NHL game
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
1-1 #SeaKraken power play goal!
Faceoff win leads to double seam passes setting up Eberle net front
A point for Stephenson as a treat in his 600th NHL game
Faceoff win leads to double seam passes setting up Eberle net front
A point for Stephenson as a treat in his 600th NHL game
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Mmmm, Santa juice
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mmmm, Santa juice
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Vince Dunn hits Mats Zuccarello and everyone loses their minds. A brouhaha ensues, they review this for a major penalty. Vince gets two minutes for roughing, but Danila Yurov gets two roughing penalties, so it's the #SeaKraken who go on the power play.
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Vince Dunn hits Mats Zuccarello and everyone loses their minds. A brouhaha ensues, they review this for a major penalty. Vince gets two minutes for roughing, but Danila Yurov gets two roughing penalties, so it's the #SeaKraken who go on the power play.
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Just walk out! You can leave!
tonight while recording a guest spot on a podcast i experienced an unacceptable level of disrespect from one of the hosts. so i decided to do what felt right for me and i left. i didn’t need to stick around to show i’m “tough” or “thick skinned.” i reminded myself that no one is owed my time.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just walk out! You can leave!
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The best way I can summarize that half of football is I take notes while watching the game and about ten minutes ago I just started drawing a picture of Santa
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The best way I can summarize that half of football is I take notes while watching the game and about ten minutes ago I just started drawing a picture of Santa
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Everything is getting stupider
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Everything is getting stupider
What the fuck is going on with this game? Both on the field and in the booth.
Absolutely no one:
Troy Aikman: Oronde Gadsden had a pet monkey
Troy Aikman: Oronde Gadsden had a pet monkey
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
What the fuck is going on with this game? Both on the field and in the booth.
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
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"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.
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In the Dutch tulip fields, Monet was astonished by the colors.
“I could never have believed that such colours existed,” he said in admiration.
“I could never have believed that such colours existed,” he said in admiration.
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In the Dutch tulip fields, Monet was astonished by the colors.
“I could never have believed that such colours existed,” he said in admiration.
“I could never have believed that such colours existed,” he said in admiration.
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Glad I was able to grab a Horse burger at homecoming this last year.
This sucks.
This sucks.
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Glad I was able to grab a Horse burger at homecoming this last year.
This sucks.
This sucks.
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I’m nominated for a Golden Globe! Thank you, thank you, thank you for the nomination for Best Performance in Stand-Up Comedy on Television. I know none of you have seen Night Thoughts because, well, it's not out yet. But that all changes on 12/19. Very excited to (almost) finally share it with you.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m nominated for a Golden Globe! Thank you, thank you, thank you for the nomination for Best Performance in Stand-Up Comedy on Television. I know none of you have seen Night Thoughts because, well, it's not out yet. But that all changes on 12/19. Very excited to (almost) finally share it with you.
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I do find it interesting that one of the reasons for the earliest abortion bans in America is because doctors wanted to end the competition they received from midwives.
If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I do find it interesting that one of the reasons for the earliest abortion bans in America is because doctors wanted to end the competition they received from midwives.
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Even if nursing moms have access to lactation spaces (not a given), and even if they have supportive supervisors (very much not a given), most can't pump enough during the workday to breastfeed exclusively. Especially if they have little/no paid leave and have to go back to paid work right away.
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Even if nursing moms have access to lactation spaces (not a given), and even if they have supportive supervisors (very much not a given), most can't pump enough during the workday to breastfeed exclusively. Especially if they have little/no paid leave and have to go back to paid work right away.
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Anyone who continually gives you unsolicited advice is critiquing you
Please understand they want to shame women into a thinness/ aesthetic that renders them unable to rest/ resist.
This will not stop in our current climate
Please understand they want to shame women into a thinness/ aesthetic that renders them unable to rest/ resist.
This will not stop in our current climate
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Anyone who continually gives you unsolicited advice is critiquing you
Please understand they want to shame women into a thinness/ aesthetic that renders them unable to rest/ resist.
This will not stop in our current climate
Please understand they want to shame women into a thinness/ aesthetic that renders them unable to rest/ resist.
This will not stop in our current climate
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This is a perfect example as to why we need AI regulation yesterday.
AI cannot be the arbiter of whether human beings can live or die. This is an excuse for insurance companies to fire human workers and make our healthcare system even more nightmarish for a quick buck.
AI cannot be the arbiter of whether human beings can live or die. This is an excuse for insurance companies to fire human workers and make our healthcare system even more nightmarish for a quick buck.
"Starting Jan. 1, in six states selected to take part in a federal pilot program, traditional Medicare recipients will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered --
private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny..."
www.kuow.org/stories/thou...
private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny..."
www.kuow.org/stories/thou...
Thousands of Washington state Medicare users could soon have claims denied by AI
Starting Jan. 1, traditional Medicare recipients in Washington state will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered — private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny.
www.kuow.org
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is a perfect example as to why we need AI regulation yesterday.
AI cannot be the arbiter of whether human beings can live or die. This is an excuse for insurance companies to fire human workers and make our healthcare system even more nightmarish for a quick buck.
AI cannot be the arbiter of whether human beings can live or die. This is an excuse for insurance companies to fire human workers and make our healthcare system even more nightmarish for a quick buck.
AI sucks.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
AI sucks.
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FUCK YES!!!!! Time to start a monthly donation!
Democratic state Sen. Julie Gonzales on Monday announced she is running to unseat U.S. Sen. John Hickenlooper in 2026, aiming to ride a wave of liberal and progressive dissatisfaction with Democratic leadership to an upset primary victory.
By @chasewoodruff.bsky.social
By @chasewoodruff.bsky.social
State Sen. Julie Gonzales launches primary challenge against Sen. Hickenlooper | Colorado Newsline
Democratic state Sen. Julie Gonzales announced she is running to unseat U.S. Sen. John Hickenlooper in 2026.
coloradonewsline.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
FUCK YES!!!!! Time to start a monthly donation!
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Security personnel,
It is time to begin conducting your performance evaluations. Meet in holodeck 3 at 0700. Bring a phaser.
Worf
It is time to begin conducting your performance evaluations. Meet in holodeck 3 at 0700. Bring a phaser.
Worf
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Security personnel,
It is time to begin conducting your performance evaluations. Meet in holodeck 3 at 0700. Bring a phaser.
Worf
It is time to begin conducting your performance evaluations. Meet in holodeck 3 at 0700. Bring a phaser.
Worf
Yo - This is shitty. AI sucks, but way to make it suck EVEN MORE.
"Starting Jan. 1, in six states selected to take part in a federal pilot program, traditional Medicare recipients will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered --
private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny..."
www.kuow.org/stories/thou...
private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny..."
www.kuow.org/stories/thou...
Thousands of Washington state Medicare users could soon have claims denied by AI
Starting Jan. 1, traditional Medicare recipients in Washington state will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered — private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny.
www.kuow.org
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yo - This is shitty. AI sucks, but way to make it suck EVEN MORE.