cohosh
@crocwearer.bsky.social
fake, virtual, fictional, false, intangible, imaginary, nonexistent
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the median dragon's hoard is now too small to attract even the most idiotic adventurers. enter: questrium, the bold, new startup empowering even stupider peasants to embark on even more ill-advised quests
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the median dragon's hoard is now too small to attract even the most idiotic adventurers. enter: questrium, the bold, new startup empowering even stupider peasants to embark on even more ill-advised quests
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I'm excited to announce that I have been asked to join the Mamdani Transition Team to work on community safety issues. A New Era for NYC.
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm excited to announce that I have been asked to join the Mamdani Transition Team to work on community safety issues. A New Era for NYC.
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if all three of us are around in two years no device on earth will make me be calm about it
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
Altman describes OpenAI's forthcoming AI device as more peaceful and calm than the iPhone | TechCrunch
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
techcrunch.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
if all three of us are around in two years no device on earth will make me be calm about it
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KOKO THE GORILLA SERVING INDICTMENT TO HARVARD EPSTEIN ASSOCIATE: Felony professor.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA SERVING INDICTMENT TO HARVARD EPSTEIN ASSOCIATE: Felony professor.
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Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
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real life boss baby tweet lol
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
real life boss baby tweet lol
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Tim Tebow ass post. Now a real Wide Receiver posts like this
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Tim Tebow ass post. Now a real Wide Receiver posts like this
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Since Elizabeth Holmes is back in the news I want to share one of my favorite posts by future hall of fame wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Since Elizabeth Holmes is back in the news I want to share one of my favorite posts by future hall of fame wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald
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really just three types of videos of the president now
(Standing in front some corporate logo) I fixed toasters. They used to explode left and right. Not anymore!
(In front of reporters) bad question! rude question! Also, never wear horizontal stripes, honey
(In Oval Office) I won the EKG award!
(Standing in front some corporate logo) I fixed toasters. They used to explode left and right. Not anymore!
(In front of reporters) bad question! rude question! Also, never wear horizontal stripes, honey
(In Oval Office) I won the EKG award!
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
really just three types of videos of the president now
(Standing in front some corporate logo) I fixed toasters. They used to explode left and right. Not anymore!
(In front of reporters) bad question! rude question! Also, never wear horizontal stripes, honey
(In Oval Office) I won the EKG award!
(Standing in front some corporate logo) I fixed toasters. They used to explode left and right. Not anymore!
(In front of reporters) bad question! rude question! Also, never wear horizontal stripes, honey
(In Oval Office) I won the EKG award!
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Trying to make conversation with a book reviewer: Ah yeah I got a buddy of mine who’s luminous
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trying to make conversation with a book reviewer: Ah yeah I got a buddy of mine who’s luminous
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"i don't agree with all their decisions but you don't understand how a newsroom works" sounds like it doesn't work maybe that's the fucking problem
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"i don't agree with all their decisions but you don't understand how a newsroom works" sounds like it doesn't work maybe that's the fucking problem
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FLASHBACK 👇🏽— Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social getting dragged out for protesting then-Speaker Casada’s support for Rep. Byrd, who apologized ON TAPE to 1 of 3 girls who say he sexually abused them as their 🏀 coach. (Casada was just pardoned by Trump for corruption)
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
FLASHBACK 👇🏽— Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social getting dragged out for protesting then-Speaker Casada’s support for Rep. Byrd, who apologized ON TAPE to 1 of 3 girls who say he sexually abused them as their 🏀 coach. (Casada was just pardoned by Trump for corruption)
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At a bare minimum NYT staff LOVE bullshitting with pedophiles and receiving scoops from him that they then refuse to report on, which seems bad enough on its own to just consider the entire paper suspect lol
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
At a bare minimum NYT staff LOVE bullshitting with pedophiles and receiving scoops from him that they then refuse to report on, which seems bad enough on its own to just consider the entire paper suspect lol
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From: Noam Chomsky
(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)
From: Vacation Jeff
i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .
From: Noam Chomsky
Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)
From: Vacation Jeff
i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .
From: Noam Chomsky
Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
From: Noam Chomsky
(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)
From: Vacation Jeff
i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .
From: Noam Chomsky
Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)
From: Vacation Jeff
i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .
From: Noam Chomsky
Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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As I have said before, the broader silence on the ethnic pogrom of terror across this country is one of those things you can’t help noticing from the loudest special boy politics knowers on here.
Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist...
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
As I have said before, the broader silence on the ethnic pogrom of terror across this country is one of those things you can’t help noticing from the loudest special boy politics knowers on here.
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CHOTINER: So your colleagues voted to make a sacrifice to the Blood King.
MURPHY: We have different constituencies. Many of them represent workers at the blood altars.
CHOTINER: Aren't they getting sacrificed later?
MURPHY: That's a little speculative.
CHOTINER: The Blood King said so last week.
MURPHY: We have different constituencies. Many of them represent workers at the blood altars.
CHOTINER: Aren't they getting sacrificed later?
MURPHY: That's a little speculative.
CHOTINER: The Blood King said so last week.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
CHOTINER: So your colleagues voted to make a sacrifice to the Blood King.
MURPHY: We have different constituencies. Many of them represent workers at the blood altars.
CHOTINER: Aren't they getting sacrificed later?
MURPHY: That's a little speculative.
CHOTINER: The Blood King said so last week.
MURPHY: We have different constituencies. Many of them represent workers at the blood altars.
CHOTINER: Aren't they getting sacrificed later?
MURPHY: That's a little speculative.
CHOTINER: The Blood King said so last week.
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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New bee! New bee!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
New 'Lucifer' bee with devil-like horns found in Australia
The native bee was found near a rare wildflower, prompting scientists to call for the area to be protected.
www.bbc.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
New bee! New bee!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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chris cuomo looks like if you knew a guy as a steampunk magician and then ran into him working his shift at Home Depot. He looks like shit, man. He looks like the restless ghost of a beatnik who fucked up eating pussy so bad he died
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
chris cuomo looks like if you knew a guy as a steampunk magician and then ran into him working his shift at Home Depot. He looks like shit, man. He looks like the restless ghost of a beatnik who fucked up eating pussy so bad he died
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