Cristella 🐳
@cristellal.bsky.social
Still bored beyond belief. 🐕🦺🧶🪢📘🎞️♓️
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
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Regime stenographers
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
How did the @nytimes.com editors let this sentence appear?
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Regime stenographers
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Seems like a weird thing to tweet on the day when your boss said he’d pardon someone convicted of sending 400 tons of cocaine into the US.
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Seems like a weird thing to tweet on the day when your boss said he’d pardon someone convicted of sending 400 tons of cocaine into the US.
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h/t @adamwren.bsky.social
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
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Zero reckoning from any of the elites who credulously parroted the absurd idea that the right wing was in favor of free speech.
Public libraries in Tennessee have begun to shut down as they carry out an order from state officials to remove children’s books containing LGBTQ+ themes or characters.
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Alarm as Tennessee libraries shut down for Republican 'book purge'
Public libraries in Tennessee have begun to shut down as they carry out an order from state officials to remove children’s books containing LGBTQ+ themes or characters.For Popular Information, Rebecca...
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November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Zero reckoning from any of the elites who credulously parroted the absurd idea that the right wing was in favor of free speech.
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Verran “incorrectly understood the receding guitar licks & cymbal crashes just before the three-min. mark to be the song’s conclusion,” unaware “a suddenly resurgent bass line wld soon escort him on the single most exhilarating sonic journey he would experience in the entirety of his time on earth.”
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
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November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Verran “incorrectly understood the receding guitar licks & cymbal crashes just before the three-min. mark to be the song’s conclusion,” unaware “a suddenly resurgent bass line wld soon escort him on the single most exhilarating sonic journey he would experience in the entirety of his time on earth.”
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Lotta men who vote blue claim to care about women, then look the other way when they see other men abusing and ostracizing women in the workplace.
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
Are any of the men in the press corps going to ask Trump to stop denigrating their colleagues or are they enjoying this?
".. the latest instance of Trump lashing out at the female journalists who cover him."
@peoplemag.bsky.social @cbsnews.com
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@peoplemag.bsky.social @cbsnews.com
people.com/trump-snaps-...
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Lotta men who vote blue claim to care about women, then look the other way when they see other men abusing and ostracizing women in the workplace.
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
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Me using the Cuisinart: hell yeah yes!!!
Me washing the Cuisinart: well this sucks wtf
Me washing the Cuisinart: well this sucks wtf
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Me using the Cuisinart: hell yeah yes!!!
Me washing the Cuisinart: well this sucks wtf
Me washing the Cuisinart: well this sucks wtf
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Madonna and Jean-Michel Basquiat, Thanksgiving, 1982
📷 Glenn O'Brien
📷 Glenn O'Brien
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Madonna and Jean-Michel Basquiat, Thanksgiving, 1982
📷 Glenn O'Brien
📷 Glenn O'Brien
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HELLO FELLOW KIDS
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
HELLO FELLOW KIDS
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“It’s all a microcosm of a media industry that allowed Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza to flourish in the first place,” I say. Without a word, my dad stands up from the table, picks up the turkey, and casually dumps it in the trash. Mom pours the gravy into the punch bowl
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“It’s all a microcosm of a media industry that allowed Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza to flourish in the first place,” I say. Without a word, my dad stands up from the table, picks up the turkey, and casually dumps it in the trash. Mom pours the gravy into the punch bowl
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I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Seriously everything, EVERYTHING about the RFK/Nuzzi/LIzza moment is an argument for a newsroom where you pitch stories in front of each other and editors who shield you from your own worst impulses.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Seriously everything, EVERYTHING about the RFK/Nuzzi/LIzza moment is an argument for a newsroom where you pitch stories in front of each other and editors who shield you from your own worst impulses.
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Watching my favorite movie about why it’s important to guard your sensitive shit
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Watching my favorite movie about why it’s important to guard your sensitive shit
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This.
Whenever local government reviews the library budget and asks, "Why should we give you money?"
We want the library to be able to say, "Because we provide a valuable service used by many people!"
Libraries are like muscles, using them more makes them stronger. 💪
Whenever local government reviews the library budget and asks, "Why should we give you money?"
We want the library to be able to say, "Because we provide a valuable service used by many people!"
Libraries are like muscles, using them more makes them stronger. 💪
Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This.
Whenever local government reviews the library budget and asks, "Why should we give you money?"
We want the library to be able to say, "Because we provide a valuable service used by many people!"
Libraries are like muscles, using them more makes them stronger. 💪
Whenever local government reviews the library budget and asks, "Why should we give you money?"
We want the library to be able to say, "Because we provide a valuable service used by many people!"
Libraries are like muscles, using them more makes them stronger. 💪
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
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Only tangentially related, but I recently guested on a podcast and somebody referred to the hosts as "mom and dad" and as somebody who has been called something similar in that context, don't do this. It is so, so, so fucking weird.
I want to talk briefly while high before I force myself to eat something about
PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND YOU
I saw someone who follows me get really deeply and truly upset, not over something with me thank goodness
but they were truly HURT by a famous person they also follow who...
PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND YOU
I saw someone who follows me get really deeply and truly upset, not over something with me thank goodness
but they were truly HURT by a famous person they also follow who...
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Only tangentially related, but I recently guested on a podcast and somebody referred to the hosts as "mom and dad" and as somebody who has been called something similar in that context, don't do this. It is so, so, so fucking weird.
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Saying "Olivia Nuzzi or Israel/Palestine. Call it." at the Thanksgiving table in the Anton Chigurh voice
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Saying "Olivia Nuzzi or Israel/Palestine. Call it." at the Thanksgiving table in the Anton Chigurh voice
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
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yes, I feel like you can safely ignore anyone who tells you with a straight face in 2025 that you can just do without a smartphone
This article makes really good points about the inability of most people to cut expenses without entirely losing the ability to participate in the economy. I get tired of people telling me to live cheaper by eliminating things that are necessary for modern life.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
yes, I feel like you can safely ignore anyone who tells you with a straight face in 2025 that you can just do without a smartphone
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This is why so many writers and editors in media are losing their jobs.
So that A.I. can step in and write flawless prose like this.
So that A.I. can step in and write flawless prose like this.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is why so many writers and editors in media are losing their jobs.
So that A.I. can step in and write flawless prose like this.
So that A.I. can step in and write flawless prose like this.