Crewman!
@crewmancorpus.bsky.social
New to a lot of things
vomitted all over my laptop
stuck in the storage closet
vomitted all over my laptop
stuck in the storage closet
Pinned
Crewman!
@crewmancorpus.bsky.social
· Jul 19
i vomited
THERE'S A PILL STUCK IN MY THROAT, I CAN FEEL IT, ITS I JUST SWALLOWED THREE GLASSES OF WATER AND ITS NOT BUDGING
this account has now entered the Vomited-all-over-my-laptop Era. this is uncharted territory folks
the things people throw out...
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the things people throw out...
BARRY (2018) sequel where he somehow comes back to life and has to defeat seven evil hitmen who all have names rhyming with Barry
October 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
BARRY (2018) sequel where he somehow comes back to life and has to defeat seven evil hitmen who all have names rhyming with Barry
What if it was Billie Jorts
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
What if it was Billie Jorts
Little Caesar's ''Hot Tuah''
October 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Little Caesar's ''Hot Tuah''
how it feels to open disco elysium
October 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
how it feels to open disco elysium
Reposted by Crewman!
i have no nails but i must bite
October 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i have no nails but i must bite
Costco rotisserie chicken keeps me on this earth
October 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Costco rotisserie chicken keeps me on this earth
Had a dream that i was at walmart and they were selling jugs of ''bird poison'' next to the almond milk
October 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Had a dream that i was at walmart and they were selling jugs of ''bird poison'' next to the almond milk
they're giving away Gerard Way in the finals
October 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
they're giving away Gerard Way in the finals
Mariah Carey death cultists who want to bring about the end of time are trying to liberate her from her eternal slumber by humming along to Feliz Navidad, you need to stop them
September 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Mariah Carey death cultists who want to bring about the end of time are trying to liberate her from her eternal slumber by humming along to Feliz Navidad, you need to stop them
Reposted by Crewman!
hungry? keep scrolling. maybe there's food in your phone
September 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
hungry? keep scrolling. maybe there's food in your phone
the concept of a Spamton chud mask..
September 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
the concept of a Spamton chud mask..
''best way to learn something is to fail at it'' -airdiving instructor to his horrified trainees
September 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
''best way to learn something is to fail at it'' -airdiving instructor to his horrified trainees
hey man i just wanted to let you know that i'm emerging stronger from this
September 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
hey man i just wanted to let you know that i'm emerging stronger from this
i don't flip my art, i take it on the chin. i get punched in the stomach and i cry. but i'll never flip that canvas. you can't stop me, i'll keep coming back. im still here
September 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i don't flip my art, i take it on the chin. i get punched in the stomach and i cry. but i'll never flip that canvas. you can't stop me, i'll keep coming back. im still here
I should look into drugs. I'll investigate these substances
September 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I should look into drugs. I'll investigate these substances
DELTARUNE 12 AM GOT ME MOVIN LIKE I'M SOMETHING SOMEBODY FORGOT AND I GOT NO FUTURE AND NO DESTINATION
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
DELTARUNE 12 AM GOT ME MOVIN LIKE I'M SOMETHING SOMEBODY FORGOT AND I GOT NO FUTURE AND NO DESTINATION
powering through heartburn and headaches so i can keep drawing some bullshit
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
powering through heartburn and headaches so i can keep drawing some bullshit
Do you think Kim Disco Elysium would fuck with Harry No Truce With The Furies
September 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Do you think Kim Disco Elysium would fuck with Harry No Truce With The Furies
at the jobsite,, straight up ''working it''
September 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
at the jobsite,, straight up ''working it''
browser Slenderman: ''restore my pages''
September 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
browser Slenderman: ''restore my pages''
How your Silksong finds me
September 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
How your Silksong finds me