CreepyDollHeads-Dolls are inherently creepy; so are their heads
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Resurrected version of the former CreepyDollHeads web site. We got lazy & closed it a while ago, but here we are again. Doll heads, dolls, & weird or kitschy stuff we feel like posting. DM with submissions. If these are yours, let me know & down they go.
Aiight. This guy's done with overeating and shopping. Period. I say good day, sir!
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Aiight. This guy's done with overeating and shopping. Period. I say good day, sir!
Brushy headed Christmas tree thingies. Always a lovely addition to your creepy doll head holiday settings. Enjoy your Cyber Monday shopping.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Brushy headed Christmas tree thingies. Always a lovely addition to your creepy doll head holiday settings. Enjoy your Cyber Monday shopping.
[Bad taste alert.]
And finally, Thanksgiving is over and now we relax and well, you know.
And finally, Thanksgiving is over and now we relax and well, you know.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
[Bad taste alert.]
And finally, Thanksgiving is over and now we relax and well, you know.
And finally, Thanksgiving is over and now we relax and well, you know.
Reposted by CreepyDollHeads-Dolls are inherently creepy; so are their heads
If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
Here's hoping this is not the way your leftover turkey looks!
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Here's hoping this is not the way your leftover turkey looks!
After you clean up all the mess from Thanksgiving, get thee to the mall. It's Black Friday!
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
After you clean up all the mess from Thanksgiving, get thee to the mall. It's Black Friday!
Ride that turkey, girl! Happy Thanksgiving, Creepsters.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Ride that turkey, girl! Happy Thanksgiving, Creepsters.
Psst. Hey you. Come closer. I promise I won't do anything weird. Yeah, you!
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Psst. Hey you. Come closer. I promise I won't do anything weird. Yeah, you!
Sometimes you need to just give yourself a hand.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sometimes you need to just give yourself a hand.
You're officially 1 degree from Kevin Bacon. Bacon. Bacon on bacon. Love me some bacon.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You're officially 1 degree from Kevin Bacon. Bacon. Bacon on bacon. Love me some bacon.
Dessert can be iffy, right? So how about creepy doll heads posing as ice cream cones? (Dedicated to my nephew, Bentley; it's his birthday today!)
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dessert can be iffy, right? So how about creepy doll heads posing as ice cream cones? (Dedicated to my nephew, Bentley; it's his birthday today!)
Lollipop, Lollipop; Oh, Lolli-Lolli-Lolli; Lollipop, Lollipop; ….you know that song is stuck in your head now.
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Lollipop, Lollipop; Oh, Lolli-Lolli-Lolli; Lollipop, Lollipop; ….you know that song is stuck in your head now.
Side dish for Thanksgiving? Who doesn't like a crispy french fry?
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Side dish for Thanksgiving? Who doesn't like a crispy french fry?
Don't forget the pumpkin pie! Even if it's creepy as heck.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Don't forget the pumpkin pie! Even if it's creepy as heck.
Thanksgiving is coming and there's a need for appetizers and side dishes. We'd recommend this mysterious dish. It'll win you points for sure.
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Thanksgiving is coming and there's a need for appetizers and side dishes. We'd recommend this mysterious dish. It'll win you points for sure.
What the what? There's a joke in here somewhere. Mischief's afoot.
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What the what? There's a joke in here somewhere. Mischief's afoot.
I do believe this orange would prefer you not acknowledge its existence. I'm not sure I would want to approach this angry fruit.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I do believe this orange would prefer you not acknowledge its existence. I'm not sure I would want to approach this angry fruit.
Your fruit does not like you.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Your fruit does not like you.
This are about to get juicy up in here. Love an exposed email. Please, let this be *the* thing that finally takes Emperor Bozo out of office.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This are about to get juicy up in here. Love an exposed email. Please, let this be *the* thing that finally takes Emperor Bozo out of office.
A lovely centerpiece always makes a Thanksgiving table seem so homey and welcoming.
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A lovely centerpiece always makes a Thanksgiving table seem so homey and welcoming.
It's Veteran's Day. We thank you for your service.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's Veteran's Day. We thank you for your service.
Long live cold cuts and sammich makings. Food and dolls. What could go wrong?
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Long live cold cuts and sammich makings. Food and dolls. What could go wrong?
I don't think my kids would have eaten this and they'd try anything. How about a meat pop for dessert on Thanksgiving?
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don't think my kids would have eaten this and they'd try anything. How about a meat pop for dessert on Thanksgiving?
They say that broccoli has the highest IQ of any vegetable. We say that cauliflower can kick your ass.
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They say that broccoli has the highest IQ of any vegetable. We say that cauliflower can kick your ass.
All hail the queen of bacon! She's not creepy at all. She's a food group amongst herself.
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
All hail the queen of bacon! She's not creepy at all. She's a food group amongst herself.