C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume
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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume
@crbeaujolais.bsky.social
Senior Uni professor by day. Dog lover. Satirist by night.
My covert account!
Wrote satirical novella: Russia tries to get asset into the Whitehouse.
“Operation Poodle: How to Train a President”
Non-amazon options too 🖖
👉 https://tinyurl.com/FFOTUS
Pinned
Don't like hawking! I'm an academic usually publishing open-access/ open source.
but 😂 here's my silly little book. Nothing special. Essentially was just a bit of fun to write and hopefully read....
Inspired by... well you can guess
"The Poodle President"
USA: a.co/d/7uiuOku
UK: amzn.eu/d/aD0MMYn
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December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“The Lady doth protest too methinks“
It was TRANSLATED by the US from Russian into English, not authored by the US.
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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It was TRANSLATED by the US from Russian into English, not authored by the US.
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Can we just stop calling it the “US peace plan”.
#Ukraine
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I bet Google didn’t know their translator app would be used like this!

To be serious, whilst I know all GOP are disreputable, it is easier to understand the Government confusion over Ukraine if you hypothesise that even some of them don’t realise they have been so severely infiltrated by Russia
The White House “prepares” a new Ukraine peace deal…
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I guess if he had the power to, he would give pardons for the “Nuremberg 19”. (If they kissed the ring).

No presidential order makes a crime lawful.
Someone put Grandpa Groper to bed before he executes a member of congress, pretty please…
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The White House “prepares” a new Ukraine peace deal…
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I DARE JD VANCE to ask him WHY he is not wearing a SUIT!
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Gosh they must have used so much tipex on the Epstein Files.
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you can’t beat them, join them. To swerve the humiliation of an #EpsteinFiles defeat #FFOTUS does a humiliating about turn. Again #TACO. MGT must be wearing the biggest smile on her face since she first heard about “Jewish space lasers” targeting California.
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
BBC says sorry to the great pumpkin despot, but as far as being sued goes they are going to “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT”

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c874nw4g2zzo
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
“The unspeakable in pursuit of the unbearable”, to slightly misquote Oscar Wilde.
We can enjoy this until the usual (arse) kiss and make up that follows most Trumps upsets.
Don’t break up on social media, kids. It’s just plain rude.
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Juvenile morons. …and anyway, probably all dictators in history called for “peace through strength”. Aka… there will be peace when all adversaries are beaten and opposition silenced. …but it never happens and they typically end up alone in a bunker or similar.
Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Last night’s most awful ghoul….
Wreaking havoc over the Americas.
#Venezuela
#Krasnov
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Just a question of time before one of these villains does kill someone and how will the country most likely react?

“Meh” I expect.
Christoper Moynihan was one of the Jan-6 racist mob pardoned by the Nazi felon has been charged for threatening to kill Leader Hakeem Jeffries.

Elections have consequences. )
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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8/ SCOTUS will soon give—yes, *give*—Trump 19 new House seats by ending the Voting Rights Act. Trump will declare the Insurrection Act, then martial law, when he likes. He has eliminated any USAF brass that would stop him. And I don’t believe Trump will allow any further elections he has not rigged.
October 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Tomahawks for Ukraine?
October 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Another TACO moment…
#tomahawks.
October 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ah shucks Donnie. May be next year 🤣😂🤣🤪
THERE IS STILL SOME GOOD IN THIS WORLD
October 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Listen to Robert De Niro “King Donald The First. F*ck that.”
In 8 days we RISE to say #NoKings
LFG!
Find an event near you. 👉🏾 mobilize.us
Peter Thiel
Qatari Airbase
Portland
#SheShed
October 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This has been doing the rounds sorry…. Only just seen it, can’t find the originator…
“What list”….
#epstein
October 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Trump and his thugs don't want the Supreme Court getting involved in the case.

Guarantee they have some quid pro quo going on with Ghislaine Maxwell.

That's the real story.

She is being groomed to be Trump's exonerating testimony, in exchange for a pardon.
October 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I’ve updated my profile avatar, join me!?
#sombrero
#ffotus
…while I am at it #EPSTEIN
October 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM