Leslie B
crazyflutewife.bsky.social
Leslie B
@crazyflutewife.bsky.social
Just here for the cats
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If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487

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November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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The witch made him hot chocolate.

"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."

He took a sip.

"They say I can overcome any hardship."

"Mm," said the witch.

"And I can. I do."

The witch said nothing.

"But I shouldn't have to!"

"No."

The witch held the hero as he wept.

"No, you shouldn't."
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Went for a waterfall; fell in love with a puddle
#Stunday #OrangeSun #EastCoastKin #Autumn #NaturePhotography
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Happy Sunday everyone!
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Sometimes I think about paying attention to American politics again, and then I remember to be kind to myself instead.
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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I wasn't going to post this but I think everyone deserves some deer ears.
#mammals #deer
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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This is Finn. His human stopped scratching his back, so he had to take matters into his own hands. 13/10 (TT: anna.ve.w)
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Maybe unleashing secret militarized police on the public while taking food from the poor wasn’t the electoral masterstroke we all thought it was.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Mr Cait found this little puppet for Adonis to wrestle with and he loves (hates) it
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Another attempted 'gotcha," another reason to vote for him.
More about Shatzi Weisberger here: www.972mag.com/shatzi-weisb...
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I will never forget watching Fahrenheit 9/11 in the theater with my (incredibly British, mild-mannered) thesis advisor & when Dick 1st appeared on screen, he screamed out:

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

I almost pissed myself laughing. Which is my most enjoyable memory regarding Dick Cheney.
HOLY SHIT DICK CHENEY DIED?!
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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** This account is neither a magazine nor a bot.

All stories I post are artisanally conceived and composed by myself, from carefully selected particles, verbs, nouns, and other ethically sourced words.

No AI systems have been involved in the writing, though they might appear as characters. **
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Ben Gvir personally oversaw the torture of Greta Thunberg, as reported by Aftonbladet.

www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...
Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face”
– Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar
www.aftonbladet.se
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM