Cranky Calamari
@crankycalamari.bsky.social
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Elevator Pitch: Hi, my names Brandon, and im attempting to enter your subscription box! Im a 32 y/o eccentric YTber whose been at this since 2012! I love #Minecraft with an emphasis on building! Its my goal to build a community of smiling faces! Hope to see you around!!!
I'm back from my near-cross-country move!!!! TIME TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNING!!!!
GET HEALED BUDDY!
youtu.be/Ygr156A4fIU
#minecraft #letsplay
GET HEALED BUDDY!
youtu.be/Ygr156A4fIU
#minecraft #letsplay
The CrankenHaus!!!! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E39)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm back from my near-cross-country move!!!! TIME TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNING!!!!
GET HEALED BUDDY!
youtu.be/Ygr156A4fIU
#minecraft #letsplay
GET HEALED BUDDY!
youtu.be/Ygr156A4fIU
#minecraft #letsplay
🔴We're getting the elusive medium weapon part blueprint in #ArcRaiders today or so help me!!!!!
WE'RE LIVE!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
WE'RE LIVE!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
🔴We're getting the elusive medium weapon part blueprint in #ArcRaiders today or so help me!!!!!
WE'RE LIVE!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
WE'RE LIVE!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
🔴You're telling me more arms means you can carry more loot?!?!? GET SOME!!!!
#ArcRaiders #Livestream
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
#ArcRaiders #Livestream
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
crankycalamari - Twitch
🔴 MORE ARMS MEANS MORE LOOT!!! (Arc Raiders)
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November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
🔴You're telling me more arms means you can carry more loot?!?!? GET SOME!!!!
#ArcRaiders #Livestream
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
#ArcRaiders #Livestream
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
🔴 Gotta grab some leapers and creepers in some #arcraiders tonight! SHOOT YOUR ANVILS IN THE AIR BABY!!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
🔴 Gotta grab some leapers and creepers in some #arcraiders tonight! SHOOT YOUR ANVILS IN THE AIR BABY!!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
WHAT?!?!?
Is Squid Back on Twitch?!?!? IDK ahaha, lets try out some #ArcRaiders
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
Is Squid Back on Twitch?!?!? IDK ahaha, lets try out some #ArcRaiders
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
crankycalamari - Twitch
LETS GIVE TWITCH A SHOT AGAIN!!!
www.twitch.tv
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
WHAT?!?!?
Is Squid Back on Twitch?!?!? IDK ahaha, lets try out some #ArcRaiders
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
Is Squid Back on Twitch?!?!? IDK ahaha, lets try out some #ArcRaiders
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
Time to rack up some W's in #BF6 #Redsec! Come hang out and distract me.... Or I'll let all this success go to my head.... and that's not good for anyone!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ7...
Call an Ambulance, But not for me!!! (11/7/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Time to rack up some W's in #BF6 #Redsec! Come hang out and distract me.... Or I'll let all this success go to my head.... and that's not good for anyone!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ7...
Trying something a little new today :D Brand new #Minecraft Season of Survival started over on @Vital_Craft_
Come play with me and build up our empire!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztez...
Come play with me and build up our empire!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztez...
Brand New Survival Start On VitalCraft! Come Play!!! (11/5/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Trying something a little new today :D Brand new #Minecraft Season of Survival started over on @Vital_Craft_
Come play with me and build up our empire!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztez...
Come play with me and build up our empire!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztez...
I done did it! I completed the Minecraft T&T event on the @obsidianordersmp.bsky.social!!!
youtu.be/mIGP9owayr4?...
youtu.be/mIGP9owayr4?...
The Thanksgiving Rougelike Minigame!!!! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E38)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I done did it! I completed the Minecraft T&T event on the @obsidianordersmp.bsky.social!!!
youtu.be/mIGP9owayr4?...
youtu.be/mIGP9owayr4?...
Once again live with some #REDSEC #Battlefield6 Battle Royale!!!! I may or may not be addicted to this game!
LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!!! I WILL REZ YOU!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arQ...
LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!!! I WILL REZ YOU!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arQ...
REDSEC Time Baby! (11/4/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Once again live with some #REDSEC #Battlefield6 Battle Royale!!!! I may or may not be addicted to this game!
LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!!! I WILL REZ YOU!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arQ...
LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!!! I WILL REZ YOU!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arQ...
Heyo! Playing some modded Minecraft today :D gonna play with some chisel and bits like back in the good ol' days! See you around?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3E...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3E...
Chisel & Bits on the Regality SMP! (11/3/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Heyo! Playing some modded Minecraft today :D gonna play with some chisel and bits like back in the good ol' days! See you around?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3E...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3E...
Streaming some more Battlefield 6 Redsec Battle Royale!!! Come hang out and tell me how bad I am at flying the helicopter!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFH...
Battlefield 6 REDSEC HALLOWEEN Battle Royale! (10/31/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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October 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Streaming some more Battlefield 6 Redsec Battle Royale!!! Come hang out and tell me how bad I am at flying the helicopter!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFH...
I got to play some Battlefield Redsec (Battle Royale) for the first time yesterday! Here's what happened:
youtu.be/lPUwIXhxyvc
youtu.be/lPUwIXhxyvc
Battlefield 6 Redsec : First Look!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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October 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I got to play some Battlefield Redsec (Battle Royale) for the first time yesterday! Here's what happened:
youtu.be/lPUwIXhxyvc
youtu.be/lPUwIXhxyvc
Battlefield 6 NOW has a Battle Royale!!! As the king of all things BR I will make this game bow down to me! LETS GO!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8z7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8z7...
Battlefield 6 REDSEC Battle Royale!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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October 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Battlefield 6 NOW has a Battle Royale!!! As the king of all things BR I will make this game bow down to me! LETS GO!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8z7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8z7...
Played some more Minecraft Money Fight, but this time we get a little bit SPOOKY!!!!!
👻🎃👹
youtu.be/zgpCmJvZscw
👻🎃👹
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The PumpKing Took My Soul!!!! (Money Fight ► Minehut)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Played some more Minecraft Money Fight, but this time we get a little bit SPOOKY!!!!!
👻🎃👹
youtu.be/zgpCmJvZscw
👻🎃👹
youtu.be/zgpCmJvZscw
Reposted by Cranky Calamari
Recently @crankycalamari.bsky.social held a BBQ on the Obsidian Order SMP and it was a lot of fun. I think a lot of us forget that there are actual fireworks in the game. It was such a great ending to all of it.
Make sure to check out his video here: youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY?...
Make sure to check out his video here: youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY?...
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Recently @crankycalamari.bsky.social held a BBQ on the Obsidian Order SMP and it was a lot of fun. I think a lot of us forget that there are actual fireworks in the game. It was such a great ending to all of it.
Make sure to check out his video here: youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY?...
Make sure to check out his video here: youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY?...
I was in the middle of a video upload and my power went out..... ugh
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I was in the middle of a video upload and my power went out..... ugh
Ive officially given my Minecraft Minigame a Holloween Event!!!! Keep an eye out for a new Obsidian Order SMP video to see what I did 😀
October 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ive officially given my Minecraft Minigame a Holloween Event!!!! Keep an eye out for a new Obsidian Order SMP video to see what I did 😀
So, I was just informed that YouTube changed some stuff again???? I went from averaging 100 or so views a video to not even breaking 10..... what's happening?
October 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So, I was just informed that YouTube changed some stuff again???? I went from averaging 100 or so views a video to not even breaking 10..... what's happening?
I've never met a more immature group of individuals! Yes, I may be one of those individuals....BUT STILL!!!!
Modded Minecraft Letsplay with the buds :D
youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ
Modded Minecraft Letsplay with the buds :D
youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ
Farting Around w/ Friends IN Modded Minecraft!!! Create Chronicles Bosses & Beyond Modpack!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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October 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I've never met a more immature group of individuals! Yes, I may be one of those individuals....BUT STILL!!!!
Modded Minecraft Letsplay with the buds :D
youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ
Modded Minecraft Letsplay with the buds :D
youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ
Have you ever had a BBQ in Minecraft with a bunch of your friends? Well, i did and it was amazing!!!!
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
MudLight BBQ at the Mud Kingdom?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E37)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Have you ever had a BBQ in Minecraft with a bunch of your friends? Well, i did and it was amazing!!!!
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
MudLight BBQ at the Mud Kingdom?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E37)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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October 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Got back on my favorite Minecraft Box Mining server and did a wee bit of grindage :D Hope yall enjoy!!!
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youtu.be/bOm_-1uuGC0
WE BEAT THE END BOX MINING LAYER!!! (EZMines ► Minehut)
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October 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Got back on my favorite Minecraft Box Mining server and did a wee bit of grindage :D Hope yall enjoy!!!
youtu.be/bOm_-1uuGC0
youtu.be/bOm_-1uuGC0
Another build competition on the Obsidian Order Minecraft SMP Server!!!! Wonder what we are building THIS time :D
youtu.be/mKu2YSg9pNQ
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Falling Water Build Competition?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E36)
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September 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Another build competition on the Obsidian Order Minecraft SMP Server!!!! Wonder what we are building THIS time :D
youtu.be/mKu2YSg9pNQ
youtu.be/mKu2YSg9pNQ
Heyo! Had a wee bit of a sponsored video today!!! Im so glad I was tuned into this Minecraft server! I had a blast!!!
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youtu.be/_fjEyTdVJp8
MAKING THE BIG BUCKS ON MONEY FIGHT!!!! (Money Fight ► Minehut)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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September 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Heyo! Had a wee bit of a sponsored video today!!! Im so glad I was tuned into this Minecraft server! I had a blast!!!
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youtu.be/_fjEyTdVJp8
New Modded Minecraft Video dropped!!! This is true clip potential, imma have shorts for days!!!!
youtu.be/uv7HUpmWE50
youtu.be/uv7HUpmWE50
No! U R A Ghast!!! Create Chronicles Bosses & Beyond Modpack!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
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September 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
New Modded Minecraft Video dropped!!! This is true clip potential, imma have shorts for days!!!!
youtu.be/uv7HUpmWE50
youtu.be/uv7HUpmWE50