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y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Seen too many, so all of these are at The Metro:
Prince
Bad Brains
Nine Inch Nails
Nitzer Ebb
INXS
Seen too many, so all of these are at The Metro:
Prince
Bad Brains
Nine Inch Nails
Nitzer Ebb
INXS
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Seen too many, so all of these are at The Metro:
Prince
Bad Brains
Nine Inch Nails
Nitzer Ebb
INXS
Seen too many, so all of these are at The Metro:
Prince
Bad Brains
Nine Inch Nails
Nitzer Ebb
INXS
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
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We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Not surprised at all!
And how many women right now are being threatened by their abusers with “if you leave me I’m calling ICE.”
Dream scenario for abusers.
And how many women right now are being threatened by their abusers with “if you leave me I’m calling ICE.”
Dream scenario for abusers.
I mean, the original article on this heavily implies his dad turned his mom in to win the custody battle. www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
Woman with family connection to White House press secretary arrested by ICE in Revere
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere.
www.wcvb.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not surprised at all!
And how many women right now are being threatened by their abusers with “if you leave me I’m calling ICE.”
Dream scenario for abusers.
And how many women right now are being threatened by their abusers with “if you leave me I’m calling ICE.”
Dream scenario for abusers.
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Whoever leaked the Witkoff surrender negotiations transcripts, please do unredacted Epstein Files next.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Whoever leaked the Witkoff surrender negotiations transcripts, please do unredacted Epstein Files next.
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Space photographer Andrew James McCarthy @ajamesmccarthy.bsky.social has captured many epic images of celestial bodies, but this may be his greatest: a perfectly timed photo of a skydiving friend with the sun behind him (shot w/ equipment revealing great solar detail).
Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Space photographer Andrew James McCarthy @ajamesmccarthy.bsky.social has captured many epic images of celestial bodies, but this may be his greatest: a perfectly timed photo of a skydiving friend with the sun behind him (shot w/ equipment revealing great solar detail).
Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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![If I became Prime Minister, I would get killed like Abe Shinzo [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wptdund6nuvdzug3bgccb2a6/bafkreicakicyutwrwal32dqym52h2oyu47ixy7dyx5ppkhqpjsmrso3vki@jpeg)
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If you’re not running on abolishing ICE, I’m not interested in you
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you’re not running on abolishing ICE, I’m not interested in you
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
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good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
She's a 10 but she yells hooray during sex
He's a 10 but he says, "cool beans"
He's a 10 but he calls a home run a 'dinger'
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
She's a 10 but she yells hooray during sex
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He's a 10 but he says, "cool beans"
He's a 10 but he calls a home run a 'dinger'
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He's a 10 but he says, "cool beans"
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
She's a 10 but she says "for all intensive purposes"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
She's a 10 but she says "for all intensive purposes"
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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*NOTIFICATION* A repulsive beast wants your attention
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
*NOTIFICATION* A repulsive beast wants your attention
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
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Wanted to figure out postage for an odd shaped envelope and geez, man — the post office options for what I might be sending are disturbing:
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Wanted to figure out postage for an odd shaped envelope and geez, man — the post office options for what I might be sending are disturbing: