Craig Rettig
@craigrettig.com
(He/Him) Just a data analyst living in Louisville, KY. 📊 When I'm not crunching numbers, you can find me reading books 📚, playing board games 🎲, or hanging out with my wife & dogs. 🐾
https://www.CraigRettig.com
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Most of Trump's supporters identify as "Conservative Christians".
Which of those two words don't you understand the meaning of?
Which of those two words don't you understand the meaning of?
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Most of Trump's supporters identify as "Conservative Christians".
Which of those two words don't you understand the meaning of?
Which of those two words don't you understand the meaning of?
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
The Onion's accidentally printing real news again...
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
ATLANTA—As the agency struggles to manage a measles caseload that has erupted to its largest size in decades, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated Monday that at this point, it would ...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The Onion's accidentally printing real news again...
Hope to see some of my fellow locals here this weekend. The missus and I will be there a few hours this evening and Saturday afternoon. We haven't decided on Sunday yet.
#Louisville #LouisvilleKY #BoardGames
#Louisville #LouisvilleKY #BoardGames
🎲 Announcing Game Con Junction 2025! 🎃
Get ready for three days of gaming, cosplay, and all things nerdy at Game Con Junction 2025 right here in Louisville, KY!
Get ready for three days of gaming, cosplay, and all things nerdy at Game Con Junction 2025 right here in Louisville, KY!
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Hope to see some of my fellow locals here this weekend. The missus and I will be there a few hours this evening and Saturday afternoon. We haven't decided on Sunday yet.
#Louisville #LouisvilleKY #BoardGames
#Louisville #LouisvilleKY #BoardGames
It's October 31st, so you know what that means...
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's October 31st, so you know what that means...
It's getting to the point that I'd rather chance my accounts getting hacked if I never had to deal with 2FA ever again.
#FirstWorldProblems #BoomerComplaints
#StopRequiringTextsEveryTimeMyBrowserUpdates
#FirstWorldProblems #BoomerComplaints
#StopRequiringTextsEveryTimeMyBrowserUpdates
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It's getting to the point that I'd rather chance my accounts getting hacked if I never had to deal with 2FA ever again.
#FirstWorldProblems #BoomerComplaints
#StopRequiringTextsEveryTimeMyBrowserUpdates
#FirstWorldProblems #BoomerComplaints
#StopRequiringTextsEveryTimeMyBrowserUpdates
When I don't show up for work, I don't get paid. Shouldn't we be docking their salaries accordingly? Wouldn't that *actually* be more budget-conscious?
Demand your reps hold firm during this Republican shut down of the government and refuse to give yet another blank check to a dictator. 🔥📞🔥
Info, numbers, script 👉 5calls.org/issue/federa...
Info, numbers, script 👉 5calls.org/issue/federa...
October 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When I don't show up for work, I don't get paid. Shouldn't we be docking their salaries accordingly? Wouldn't that *actually* be more budget-conscious?
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New comic! 🦁🦌 In this week’s Lion and Gazelle, we realized that house rules make you a revolutionary?!
You can read this week’s blog post at
www.semicoop.com/comic/lion-a...
You can read this week’s blog post at
www.semicoop.com/comic/lion-a...
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
New comic! 🦁🦌 In this week’s Lion and Gazelle, we realized that house rules make you a revolutionary?!
You can read this week’s blog post at
www.semicoop.com/comic/lion-a...
You can read this week’s blog post at
www.semicoop.com/comic/lion-a...
Nice! Kentucky's is barely a mile from my house, and I can vouch that M&BB is amazing.
The Best Burger in Every State www.rd.com/list/best-bu...
#burger #hamburger #food #tourism
The Best Burger in Every State www.rd.com/list/best-bu...
#burger #hamburger #food #tourism
The Best Burger in Every State
Whether thick and juicy, piled high with toppings, or oozing with cheese, the best burger in each state proves nothing hits the spot quite like the classic dish.
www.rd.com
August 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Nice! Kentucky's is barely a mile from my house, and I can vouch that M&BB is amazing.
The Best Burger in Every State www.rd.com/list/best-bu...
#burger #hamburger #food #tourism
The Best Burger in Every State www.rd.com/list/best-bu...
#burger #hamburger #food #tourism
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Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
August 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
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Am I just "boomering", or does anyone else long for the days before OTP verification?
Seriously, logging into *anything* anymore seems like a complete pain in the backside...
#FirstWorldProblems
Seriously, logging into *anything* anymore seems like a complete pain in the backside...
#FirstWorldProblems
July 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Am I just "boomering", or does anyone else long for the days before OTP verification?
Seriously, logging into *anything* anymore seems like a complete pain in the backside...
#FirstWorldProblems
Seriously, logging into *anything* anymore seems like a complete pain in the backside...
#FirstWorldProblems
Celebrate Independence Day, but perhaps consider an alternative way than fireworks.
July 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Celebrate Independence Day, but perhaps consider an alternative way than fireworks.
Of all the mistakes I've made and all the wrongs I've committed, at least I can go to my grave content in the knowledge that I never tried to be a LinkedIn influencer.
www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLu...
www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLu...
A subreddit for insufferable LinkedIn content
Scroll through LinkedIn and you will find a mix of rampant virtue signaling, cringeworthy titles, and stories that could come from r/thathappened. This subreddit is for sharing and discussing these Li...
www.reddit.com
July 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Of all the mistakes I've made and all the wrongs I've committed, at least I can go to my grave content in the knowledge that I never tried to be a LinkedIn influencer.
www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLu...
www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLu...
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"There's always a tweet" still holds true.
June 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"There's always a tweet" still holds true.
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If every one of the 340 million people in America paid a new $35 copay to visit the doctor, that still wouldn’t be enough to cover how much Meta would get from just one tax break in Donald Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill."
June 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If every one of the 340 million people in America paid a new $35 copay to visit the doctor, that still wouldn’t be enough to cover how much Meta would get from just one tax break in Donald Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill."
Pretty sure eliminating some of the loopholes you billionaires use to avoid paying taxes would garner more revenue than dropping a federal holiday.
June 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Pretty sure eliminating some of the loopholes you billionaires use to avoid paying taxes would garner more revenue than dropping a federal holiday.
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New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism
“'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.'
*More of this, please*"
“'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.'
*More of this, please*"
Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a rancid bigot.
www.publicnotice.co
June 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism
“'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.'
*More of this, please*"
“'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.'
*More of this, please*"
Although we're pretty bland overall, you can say one positive about Midwesterners — We're good tippers.
www.axios.com/2025/06/11/b...
www.axios.com/2025/06/11/b...
America's best tippers
"No tax on tips" proposals have been working their way through Congress.
www.axios.com
June 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Although we're pretty bland overall, you can say one positive about Midwesterners — We're good tippers.
www.axios.com/2025/06/11/b...
www.axios.com/2025/06/11/b...