I want Punxsutawney Phil dead.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I want Punxsutawney Phil dead.
Heartbreak is throwing up at work with Gracie Abrams playing in my AirPods💌
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Heartbreak is throwing up at work with Gracie Abrams playing in my AirPods💌
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I want a hysterectomy
July 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I want a hysterectomy
MATTY HEALY HOLDING TUMS
July 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
MATTY HEALY HOLDING TUMS
I will not rest until I get my hands on a labubu doll
May 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I will not rest until I get my hands on a labubu doll
Went to the doctor today for anxiety and they made me get a blood draw now my anxiety is worse. Should’ve told them I needed Xans
April 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Went to the doctor today for anxiety and they made me get a blood draw now my anxiety is worse. Should’ve told them I needed Xans
Giving 2015. Spin it back🐐
April 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Giving 2015. Spin it back🐐
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if i wake up next friday morning to no new lorde release im crashing out
April 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
if i wake up next friday morning to no new lorde release im crashing out
Going to bed defeated because I just saw that Charli brought out Billie, Troye & Lorde for her Coachella set. This might cause a crashout
April 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Going to bed defeated because I just saw that Charli brought out Billie, Troye & Lorde for her Coachella set. This might cause a crashout
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did lana actually say her pussy wide like a cherry pie cuz girl
April 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
did lana actually say her pussy wide like a cherry pie cuz girl
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I KEEP SEEING PORN AGAINST MY WILL ON THE TIMELINE LITERALLY A DICK TO MY TEMPLE PLEASE STOP
March 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I KEEP SEEING PORN AGAINST MY WILL ON THE TIMELINE LITERALLY A DICK TO MY TEMPLE PLEASE STOP
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My back hurts so badly
March 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My back hurts so badly
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i'll be honest, i thought cigarette daydream was an adele song
March 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i'll be honest, i thought cigarette daydream was an adele song
Thinking abt @delaneyw.bsky.social ‘s $30 eyelash curler rn
March 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Thinking abt @delaneyw.bsky.social ‘s $30 eyelash curler rn
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boy if u don’t turn off that clairo and grab u a beer
March 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
boy if u don’t turn off that clairo and grab u a beer
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It has been 0 days since my last crashout
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It has been 0 days since my last crashout
I’m back from the dead✝️🛐
March 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m back from the dead✝️🛐
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ash trevino wednesday (priest puts a bedbug on ur forehead and gives u communion out of a fake gucci bag)
March 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ash trevino wednesday (priest puts a bedbug on ur forehead and gives u communion out of a fake gucci bag)
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Just woke up. Prospects for today are at -2
February 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just woke up. Prospects for today are at -2
Day 1 of my period and this TikTok just made me hysterically cry
February 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Day 1 of my period and this TikTok just made me hysterically cry
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2000 is the coolest year to have been born. argue with the wall
February 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
2000 is the coolest year to have been born. argue with the wall
Can’t wait to take a 2 hour nap and wake up in a panic attack because I think it’s the next day🤩
a baby monkey is sleeping on a bed with its hands on its face .
ALT: a baby monkey is sleeping on a bed with its hands on its face .
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February 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Can’t wait to take a 2 hour nap and wake up in a panic attack because I think it’s the next day🤩
My coworkers finding my TikTok account might be enough to put me in my grave🪦
February 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My coworkers finding my TikTok account might be enough to put me in my grave🪦