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Darth CPA Imperial Accountant
@cpa4rdf.bsky.social
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“It’s so easy to laugh. It’s so easy to hate. It takes strength to be gentle and kind.”

Gen X, Politically Center Left, CPA, Video Gamer, Magic the Gathering, Science and History geek, First Wave Alternative, and Cats

In short, I like nerd stuff.
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Darth CPA Imperial Accountant @cpa4rdf.bsky.social · Nov 8
Howdy, I am:

Twitter refugee

Dude happily married to dudette

Tail end of Gen X

Center Left politically

CPA

Video Games: Final Fantasy, Dark Souls, Metroidvanias, Zelda

Magic the Gathering

Old school anime: Robotech and Sailor Moon

Music: The Smiths, The Cure, XTC
cpa4rdf.bsky.social
So apparently congressman Max Miller of Ohio approves of extrajudicial murder in violation of international law and basic human rights. Not surprising if you know his past but still extremely disappointing.
Letter from congressman Max Miller supporting the murder of humans without due process and in violation of international law and human rights.
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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theonion.com
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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fishtopher.bsky.social
fishtopher tuesday where fishtopher politely requests you donate what you are able (time, money, support) to your favorite animal rescues
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, lays on a white floral comforter. He faces the right and looks relaxed but alert.
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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amberdawn1116.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
cpa4rdf.bsky.social
Super awkward Thanksgiving with the in laws.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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amberdawn1116.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
cpa4rdf.bsky.social
Challenge accepted
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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in-otter-news.bsky.social
I'm with Steve on this one....
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
A Cocaine Bear movie poster featuring Fozzie Bear.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
“Shut up. You had me at despot.”

❤️
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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phillipusa.bsky.social
Before and After…
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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lebassett.bsky.social
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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stevefm20.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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shujiwakahisa.bsky.social
AWOOOOOOOO!

Protect all the Fleas in Hollow Knight they are just lil creatures of fluffy joy >w<

#Art #HollowKnight #SilkSong
Hornet from Silk Song surrounded by the cute Flea Characters with various expressions
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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theonion.com
White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling
White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
cpa4rdf.bsky.social
Yesterday was one of the hardest days of my life. Minnie developed large tumors on her neck and we had to have her put to sleep. She was nearly 16 years old and we adopted her at 3 months from our local shelter. She was the greatest cat ever and she is very missed.
Minnie was a domestic shorthair “Tuxedo” marked cat. And she was the best cat in the whole world.
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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davidpakman.bsky.social
Why is Trump taking cognitive tests so often, anyway?
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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theonion.com
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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somemorenews.bsky.social
Hi. The American job market, especially for young people, has changed drastically since the 1980s. Does that mean it’s all Reagan’s fault, or just mostly Reagan’s fault? youtu.be/grQssQUbFtg
Why Can’t Gen Z Find A Job? - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
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October 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
cpa4rdf.bsky.social
Willie in a box
Willie is a Himalayan cat sleeping in a cardboard box.
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
cpa4rdf.bsky.social
#caturday with Minnie.
Minnie is a short haired domestic cat curled up for a nap in the sun.
September 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
cpa4rdf.bsky.social
Unfortunately the asteroid missed us.
September 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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mahoukarp.com
alien cat glorp 👽🐱
#art #aliens #cats
Illustration of alien cats. Little green men? No little green cats representing. Take them to your leader
July 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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softtail65.bsky.social
Lol 😅🎶🤣
July 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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matpiscatella.bsky.social
So we have these internal meetings with analysts convering all kinds of industries.

Them - "We are seeing shifting trends in consumer behavior driven by X, Y, and Z" in serious business speak.

Gets to me.

Me - "So there's a new game with a big monkey in a tie that runs around smashing things."
July 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM