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jvstin
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books, games, food
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I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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The veneration of Books As Objects misses the point entirely. If you're reading a book, turn the corners down, break the spine, spill soup on it. It's your book, go nuts. A pristine, unread book is a tragedy in a way that a beloved, much-read book that looks like the dog's been at it could never be.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now
October 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
October 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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A PR person for ABC asked me to stop asking about Pete Hegseth's speech during this episode about the death of Vanessa Guillén.

They emailed me today and asked I not include the interruption in the final show.

I will not. So tune in to listen to a lecture from a PR person about Guillén's legacy.
Vanessa Guillén and the Importance of Speaking Up
Hey there Angry Planet listeners, Matthew here.
angryplanetpod.com
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I'm not a political genius, but I'm pretty sure the party that published a 600-page manifesto on how they want to shut down the federal government are the ones who shut down the federal government.
September 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.
Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"
September 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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It’s funny to consider that Hegseth is precisely the sort of person for whom Sun-Tzu actually wrote The Art of War, and is thus the kind of person who fundamentally cannot understand it
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does
September 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Clues by Sam has taken over my life.
September 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Even in the face of rising fascism, nothing can produce a crash out TikTok comments thread like somebody explaining the Monty Hall problem
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Shout out to everyone only now learning that "Albert Einstein was reclusive at the end of his career, shunning public engagements."

Really meant,

"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).
September 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team?
❤️ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite
💬 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!
July 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’d watch the thrones videos. Maybe I’d even sit on the throne #gamechanger
July 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh this is interesting.
July 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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please do me a favor and hug your pets and tell them how much you love them for me.
July 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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“No civil police force could hold out against an irate and resolute population. The trick is not to let them realize that.”

- Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals
June 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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June 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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bring out the fine china
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

10/10, no notes.
May 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Death, taxes and Rollins beats Reigns.
April 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Oh look, episode 6 of wheel of time season 3 got me crying again. What a great season so far.
April 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM