Jolly Uncle Dirtbag 🎅🏻🎄
@cowboyboopboop.bsky.social
Sup?
Your chill gamer buddy. Taken. Straight-ish bisexual. Always horny. Just here to show off in my underwear. (He/Him)
🇺🇸🍻💪🏼🌱🎮🥩⚾️🏈
Himbo Sun | Redneck Moon | Dilf Rising
📍NYC babyyyy
Gimme your lunch money: cash.app/$sirdadbro
🔞 NSFW
Your chill gamer buddy. Taken. Straight-ish bisexual. Always horny. Just here to show off in my underwear. (He/Him)
🇺🇸🍻💪🏼🌱🎮🥩⚾️🏈
Himbo Sun | Redneck Moon | Dilf Rising
📍NYC babyyyy
Gimme your lunch money: cash.app/$sirdadbro
🔞 NSFW
Pinned
Boned up with the homies
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Boned up with the homies
Laundry day 🤢
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Laundry day 🤢
I’m a dumb jock :p
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m a dumb jock :p
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My (other, other) toxic trait is that I believe alt text is primarily there to train AI, under the guise of inclusivity. 🗿
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My (other, other) toxic trait is that I believe alt text is primarily there to train AI, under the guise of inclusivity. 🗿
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Jocked up punch and pucker.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Jocked up punch and pucker.
Guess I’m just vibes and sexual fluidity
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Guess I’m just vibes and sexual fluidity
Tbh maybe I’m actually just really gay because I like being manly and being around other men and I’m drawn to masculinity and being serviced by other men
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tbh maybe I’m actually just really gay because I like being manly and being around other men and I’m drawn to masculinity and being serviced by other men
Just realized my apartment’s really long hallway is perfect for lunges 🤙🏼
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just realized my apartment’s really long hallway is perfect for lunges 🤙🏼
Starting a lesbian poc punk band called Stinky Twinks
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Starting a lesbian poc punk band called Stinky Twinks
Yeah fuck it let’s see how long I’ll let my hair grow before I shave it off again
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yeah fuck it let’s see how long I’ll let my hair grow before I shave it off again
Lmao what if instead of fuckass someone said frickbutt
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Lmao what if instead of fuckass someone said frickbutt
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When Nicki Minaj said “big boobs?!?”
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When Nicki Minaj said “big boobs?!?”
Did I do this right 😆
(Will add more over time)
(Will add more over time)
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Did I do this right 😆
(Will add more over time)
(Will add more over time)
I thought John Cena’s last match already happened…like 12 last matches ago. Is this like Cher and her Final Farewell Tour (For Real This Time Just Kidding Edition)?
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I thought John Cena’s last match already happened…like 12 last matches ago. Is this like Cher and her Final Farewell Tour (For Real This Time Just Kidding Edition)?
It bothers me that it feels like my arms aren’t growing…but at the same time like, do they need to? They’ve gotten more defined and that’s good too I think?
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It bothers me that it feels like my arms aren’t growing…but at the same time like, do they need to? They’ve gotten more defined and that’s good too I think?
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*slowly reverts back into a thongbro*
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
*slowly reverts back into a thongbro*
Yeah guys idk this fasting shit is really exacerbating my depression and making me lose muscle mass (slowly but…still) so I think it’s time to chill on that, just a little bit 🙃
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yeah guys idk this fasting shit is really exacerbating my depression and making me lose muscle mass (slowly but…still) so I think it’s time to chill on that, just a little bit 🙃
The sleazy loser uncle you have a weird crush on
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The sleazy loser uncle you have a weird crush on
Love thongs and these new ones are comfortable but sometimes I sit the wrong way and it’s like get me the fuck OUT of this razor wire death trap
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Love thongs and these new ones are comfortable but sometimes I sit the wrong way and it’s like get me the fuck OUT of this razor wire death trap