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Cory Ottenwess
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designer, science nerd, sci-fi dreamer. Exploring the universe & nature, navigating healthcare, seeking meaning. Solo gamer, food lover. Diabetes dad, trotskyist, wobbly sympathizer, atheist, autistic.
Let me get this straight.. Disney is losing money because they can’t stream on a competitor? Sounds like a sign of late stage capitalism
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I learned a new word from Schitt’s Creek.. thanks Moira
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November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A good sci-fi usually involves scientists who are just bad at science.. like not following lab containment protocols
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Insurance premiums on the way up, snap benefits cut, what’s next social security paused? This whole situation is going to be a powder keg
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Dear capitalism.. can you just chill on the Christmas stuff already? We just had halloween
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
@neildegrassetyson.com inspired by voices like Sagan, You, and Nye, im going back to school to teach physics! Any advice?
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
:D I'm goin back to school! @depauluniversity.bsky.social here I come!
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Cutting off SNAP benefits is the new Let them Eat Cake
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October 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
well.. I applied to college.. at 44 years old.. and filled out a new fafsa form… now we wait to see
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
for the second time I'm unemployed. and now considering going back to school to get a degree in teaching science. but I can't really afford to take the leap.

pay for my schooling, please?
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What’s that feeling? It’s like going to a wedding where you don’t know may guests.. but then you find weed gummies in your suit pocket?
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October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So, the First Lady definitely no longer has an office in the White House, has she even been at the WH lately?
October 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
At Nuremberg, Julius Streicher was not convicted of having committed or participated in any crimes or acts of violence himself, but was convicted on the grounds that as a journalist his many speeches and articles supporting and excusing violence made him an accessory.

He hanged.
October 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If someone were funding antifa, you’d think there would at least be a paper trail? Or even a digital trail for payments?
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October 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
GUESS WHO IS UNEMPLOYED AGAIN!!!?!?
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October 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
so.. Figma is no longer just free to design in? and adobe killed Xd.. what is a broke designer supposed to use?
October 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Sign the Petition
Suspend congressional paychecks during government shutdown
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October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Iron Giant commission! This was a joy to make, conjuring vivid memories of many New England autumns in my young adulthood. 🍂
October 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
AWS taking half the internet down with it should be an indication that we need to transition to decentralized and distributed networks
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
umm.. are there any funds for investing in carbon sequestration/capture?
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Watching my wife play video games is like watching a hammer driving screws.. it’ll work but it won’t be pretty
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social hey, can you maybe throw in an update to adjust the number of arrows the maxed out true aim?
Not every sniper target needs 3 holes in his head
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October 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Non-gamer wife is just starting Ghost of Yotei.. this is gonna be fun
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October 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM