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Corva Tyrsdottir
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86 ravens in a trench coat, with a fine hat. You have NO idea how annoying it was to find a trench coat big enough to fit 86 ravens.

Terminally online dork.

I don't have a website, or even a linktree

She/they

PFP by @Nyuunzi.bsky.social, my commission
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Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice.

They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
@maplemoose.wtf plz verify
Your average Subway 6-inch has an effective range of about 15 feet, making it best for CQC or a sidearm (side-sub?). For increased range and stopping power, you're going to want something baguette-based, like a Croque Monsieur.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
SO, my beloved Wifflebat and I watched Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend on @nebula.tv last night (Yes, it has been a year; took us that long to get around to it! x.x;; )

The entire front half we just kept screaming about Masquerade breaches.

Because we are horrible nerds.
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.

All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."

It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Paint them red and black, and call them 'jumper cables,' 'cause they tryin'a start some shit.
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Never trust Republicans
Or anything they say
They'll always stab you in the back
Just to get their way
The only thing that's worse
Is their shit, substandard pay!

*Song resumes as normal*
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Just a reminder, that if you're not in the military or part of the executive branch, as a US citizen, the President is NOT your boss.

He is your employee.
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I feel so frakking old when people continue to slander "ai" by calling them clankers, prompting me to post a Republic Commando gif, and I feel like no one recognizes it, or they think it started with Hecc-snorkelers.
October 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Fuck despair. Fascists should have to fight for every inch they get, on principle alone.

The fight is over when the fascists are defeated, and not one minute earlier.
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Well, I wasn't considering going to University of Miami anyway, let alone their School of Law.

Now I can explain why.
“The University of Miami School of Law’s new essay requires applicants to submit a detailed prompt for a generative AI large language model like ChatGPT to generate a ‘comprehensive analysis’ that will help them make an informed decision about which law school to attend.”
For these law school application essays, AI is required
Using artificial intelligence for admissions essays is often discouraged or prohibited. For aspiring attorneys hoping to land a seat at two U.S. law schools next fall, it's an opportunity to stand out from the crowd.
www.reuters.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just realized something absolutely indefensible and inexplicable.

I will not swear to this. But I'm pretty sure there's an insurance person in my town who drives a cybertruck.

I think this because I often see the aforementioned wankpanzer in the lot of an insurance place near my home.
September 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fucking YES.
Bring back 20-24 episode seasons of TV.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Small joys:

1) Honey whiskey
2) Mio and Stur 'water enhancers' in good tap water (settle down, ScotSky)
3) Goofy tie-in plushies (like my servo-skull plushie)
4) Hell's Belles
5) Modern chronic-condition management medications
September 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Best one gets a case.
September 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Fuck Charlie Kirk
Anyone want to get a round of "Fuck Charlie Kirk" going?
He was a bad person who said bad things, bad things happen to bad people. Tots and pears.
September 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Seen on Discord:
September 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Small joys brought to you by modern technosorcery:

The coziness of warm clothes fresh out of the dryer, especially when the dry cycle's just finished.

(context: New w/d set. Weird 'cycle complete' sound from the dryer made me want to clear it quickly.)
September 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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The cry over the flag while they piss all over the Constitution.
September 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Almost shift-end
We got pizza!
Movin' boxes
Or else Checkers
Beats us

Life is hard here
Workin' in deep spess
Shitsec comes a-knockin'
Shoot them in the face!
September 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM