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dickoelysium.bsky.social

@dickoelysium.bsky.social

things are looking up

November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM

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Hatok

@hatok.bsky.social

again I just don't see why companies think I should pay to see something they don't think is worth paying for

Joce @jgryph0n.bsky.social · 13h

Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime

Language information for the Banana Fish anime on Amazon Prime, it lists the english dub being AI beta

November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM

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sea salt 🔞

@cecillusive.bsky.social

thanksgiving, more like wanksgiving (thank tumblr for that one)~
but its a day of feasting either way, so here's an older #steddyhands piece to celebrate the occasion 🤭
#ofmdnsfw

Izzy is laying on his back on Stede's table, arms bound under him and legs spread, tied with a rope harness around his chest and down his legs. His face is flushed and he's blindfolded. Stede’s hand is resting on Izzy’s knee. Ed sits at the head of the table behind Izzy, sipping from a tea cup and enjoying the view.

November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM

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black friday

@jazzpomegranate.com

just gave my name in starbucks as ‘the lord be with you’. when the barista shouted my ‘name’, she instead screamed ‘اللّٰهُ أَكْبَر‎’ and all the customers yelled ‘الله أَكْبَرُ من كلِّ شيء’ and it was a right ecumenical mess. try it.

Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 9h

Catholic Jeopardy! (Series, 2018)

memory lane of the 2018 post by a now deleted user saying "Just gave my name in Starbucks as The Lord be with you", When the barista shouted my name, half of hte customers yelled "And also with you!" and the other half shouted "and with your spirit!" and it was a right ecumenical mess. Try it.

November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM

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sweetpotato💜🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

@sweetpotato70.bsky.social

now what is happening here?
#ofmdfanart #wipwednesday

November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM

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Anisa

@ayashitetsuko.bsky.social

Crew of the Revenge

November 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM

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Irene ♠️🍽️ Little Man

@neopessimist.bsky.social

#izzyhands #ofmd

doodle of Izzy Hands as a tiny mouse creature with big ears in front of a large background

November 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM

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Juan Escalante

@juanescalante.com

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone

Remember to thank farmworkers

A 2 image meme

Top: a family gathers to thank Jesus for their thanksgiving meal

Bottom: a farmworker, whose name is implied to be Jesus, says “de nada” or “you’re welcome” in Spanish

November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM

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The Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️‍🌈🌲🇸🇩

@thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social

They’re calling him The Worst Chaser In History

Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 1d

Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.

A few hours later, he sends me an example of how he’s been using AI. It’s a “hidden role deduction” game he’s working on. At the top is the prompt he put into ChatGPT: “You are five blind lesbian adventurers out for a good night out. Slaying dragons and whatnot. But one of your number is a hulking great troll pretending to be a woman. Find the troll lesbian and then devise an amusing punishment without giving him an erection.

November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM

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Cuco the cat

@mrpancot.bsky.social

Size difference
#OFMD #edizzy #izzyhands #edwardteach

November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM

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Philip Gourevitch

@pgourevitch.bsky.social

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 1d

ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says

Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.

www.seattletimes.com

November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM

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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈

@maxdubler.com

Happy Thanksgiving

Bottle of wine meme. Top: Thanks for having us at your lovely home.

Middle: Look I just think we need to add more housing in the places where people want to live, like near jobs, schools, and transit

Bottom: Single family zoning was explicitly invented as a facially race-neutral policy to preserve residential segregation and
"local control" is the "states' rights" of our time.

November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM

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Brendel

@brendelbored.bsky.social

What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”

CNBC @cnbc.com · 1d

While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.

Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead

Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.

cnb.cx

November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM

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derek guy

@dieworkwear.bsky.social

you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB

Dee on Twitter writes: "I don't understand what unmarried women are expected to do. Just coast through life, hoping someone will feed and clothe them forever? Or are they allowed to work, but only in a minimum wage job that requires no schooling? Not everyone can just stay with their parents forever."

Defiant Baptist retweets her and writes: "A high value man would much rather marry a sweet girl that works at a coffee shop than a boss babe CEO type that sees herself as his equal or superior. That's just a fact. She should stay at home under her father's roof and focus on attracting such a man."

This is part of a long convo chain about women who go to college and grad school, build careers, and buy a home. Defiant Baptist notes that this makes women unattractive to "high value men."

November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg

@theradr.bsky.social

fuck you

the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased

i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh