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CornChipWarrior
@cornchipwarrior.bsky.social
Looting-shooting, metal guitar crooning, EDM bass boosting, MTG commander loving, board game and TTRPG dice scooting guy.

Watch Live: twitch.tv/cornchip_warrior
Watch VODs: YouTube.com/@cornchipwarrior
Hear my music: soundcloud.com/cornchip_warrior
It's Tuesday Stream Day! Come and watch me play more Hand of Doom!

www.twitch.tv/cornchip_war...
CornChip_Warrior - Twitch
Let me give you a HAND...of DOOM! | Hand of Doom
www.twitch.tv
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
M: ...and you are?

JB: Bond. James Bond.

M: You share a name with our previous top operative. How interesting.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Got up early and got outside today.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is just tequila.
Potion of Unleash Food
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sometimes you just need to listen to a Black Metal album by a band that only had 1 album that sounds like it was recorded in a tin roof shack with one microphone.
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ok well a coworker is claiming we never went to the moon. How is everyone else's day going?
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you want to watch me play Hand of Doom by @torpledook.bsky.social now is your chance!

www.twitch.tv/cornchip_war...
CornChip_Warrior - Twitch
Spooky Season is over when I say it is! | Hand of Doom
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November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Whammy bars are great for spooky season!
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Actually, Einstein was the name of the scientist. E=mc² was the scientist's equation.
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Switched from Spotify a while ago and it was super easy. Qobuz is my music streaming service, Podcast Addict for podcasts, and buying 1-2 albums a month on bandcamp to help artists more directly.
OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If you want to hear me gush about my trip to Japan and watch me (Possibly?) beat Zelda: Oracle of Seasons then here's a friendly link! Link? Link!

www.twitch.tv/cornchip_war...
CornChip_Warrior - Twitch
I'm back from Japan!!! -> Finishing Oracle of Seasons???
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October 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by CornChipWarrior
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Working on a new VGM cover now that I have a fun new guitar to track with. I won't reveal it yet but it's a Zelda cover. Stay tuned!
a black and white drawing of a stick figure with horns .
Alt: a black and white drawing of a stick figure with long hair giving the metal hand gesture and headbanging .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Embalmers preparing the Pharaoh for entombment.
Fuck

I'm out of jars
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Nothing to say here except that Molly Hatchet rules.
EA Sports games didn't slap a bunch of recent hits on the soundtrack and call it a day. They were often carefully curated to reflect the culture of their sport--and were a great music discovery tool, @colettearrand.bsky.social writes. www.endlessmode.com/article/ea-s...
EA Sports Mastered the Video Game Soundtrack During the PlayStation Era
EA Sports soundtracks were often as groundbreaking as the game themselves back in their PlayStation and PS2-era heyday.
www.endlessmode.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So for people that have a Switch 2, are there any reasons to keep a Switch 1? I'm thinking of getting rid of mine for some extra cash but don't want lock myself out of any games that are Switch 2 compatible or something?
October 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Me before I go to Japan: Oh boy I can't wait to go to Akihabara, and eat authenticate ramen and see Mt. Fuji!

Me after coming back from Japan: Family Mart is the best konbini and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Reposted by CornChipWarrior
I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
- Go to website for first time
-"Try our new AI feature"
- Close website
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I have to use Facebook for the first time for actual social things for the first time in like 2 years. I only ever use it for marketplace so using it for anything else sucks.
October 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
October 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
In Borderlands 2 Krieg's buzz axe is listed as a pistol from the manufacturer Bandit in the code. This means that items that increase fire rate with pistols or Bandit gear in the game will also increase the rate of Krieg's buzz axe.
15. What piece of obscure gaming trivia do you know?
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Do any of my retro gaming folks on here have recommendations for where to get 3rd party shells for N64 and earlier Nintendo consoles?
October 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
World's largest functional guitar. Like huge! No you can't play it by yourself. Yes the strings are huge cables that you can't fret. Yes you would have to put it in it's own building. Still doing it. Also gotta make the world's largest, bass, drums, keyboard, and mic stand to make the band complete.
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM