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rania muhanna’s campaign: https://gofund.me/29d6d485

PFP: sketch of a cat with bright green ears and patches over its eyes and a yellow crown, matching and by @farewllyouth
banner: yellow hawkweed blooming next to pink ragged robin
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if u make distillate carts please stop making them smell like the most artificial candy possible
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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No one is illegal on stolen land.

Immigrants are not a threat to us. White supremacy is. And if people need to flee so-called "third world countries," it's probably because we in the west made their home unsafe.

Fuck white supremacy, fuck colonialism, and fuck Donald Trump.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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pussy from a guy who has a pussy
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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GOOD
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"I am going to train an AI off of stolen artwork from the Internet, I sure hope the animals don't end up with tits."
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Put “Boston Logan imprisonment” into a search engine and you get *a lot* of hits above and beyond this specific case, including green card holders detained at the airport for weeks!
This is a really sick story.

From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.

abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Mature Women Being Interviewed
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
u know what? ktp was right
I support the war on drugs but only when it’s against this one specific person.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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🩷 let's make some magic 🩷

last year, this community turned the most consumerist day of the year into a day defined strangers saying "I got you" to people that really need a bright spot in their life.

it's time to run it back.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Funniest adult content tag in awhile
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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y’all remember how it was rainy last week? well it’s been raining in gaza, where folks are living in tents because israel blew up most of the buildings! idk if you’ve ever been camping in the rain but it SUCKS! please consider sending funds over mona’s way! mona is a well-vetted REAL palestinian!
Please guys urgently
**𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀.

𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁.
𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘂𝘀.**

💛 chuffed.org/project/mona...
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
sorry to anyone i’ve ever called annoying. unless ur canadian
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Gobble gobble toil and tobble
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
dave the diver and balatro pulled off what no other pixel artist has ever been able to do: mixels that don’t look like shit when they move
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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u guys gonna buy some shit tomorrow? i'm not. i hope the economy dies
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Talked about my work in audiobooks with a family member and just found out that he asked my sister if she knows who “Charles Tingle” is
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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so many wonderful people on this horrible planet
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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8. Their language. Most people know turkeys “gobble” but really they make an incredible range of sounds to communicate, ranging from happy purrs to loud cackles and an incredible variety in between! bsky.app/profile/merr...
Most people know about the turkey “gobble”, but they actually make a wide range of sweet and interesting vocalizations! Here’s our Frankie girl having a little chat.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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do you think grimace and bonzi buddy have ever explored each other's bodies
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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heartbreak is a great opportunity to fill your heart with something new, like a bitter rage
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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bouncing on it kermit the frog style
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM