A helpful guide to the current state of US trade policy:

you'll never be rid of him

Jen Psaki slams Democrats for picking a cancer-stricken 74-year-old to head the oversight committee, saying "this felt like an obvious chance to apply some of the lessons we learned from the November election" and that "Democrats missed what I would consider a big opportunity."

Here in tech bro world we have so many innovations for you to try:

Expensive unregulated taxi
Expensive unregulated hotel
Picture of monkey (formerly valuable)
Imaginary restaurant that serves bad food
Imaginary scam money
Twitter but it sucks now (in 12 different flavors!)