Spending this glorious Friday morning getting a temporary crown for a cracked molar, and all I can think is this dentist could totally give me a different type of filling

Excitingly, based on my recent metabolic panel, I might be getting some prescription strength D to improve my life.

Look, I'm not saying Lady Gaga is a species of flowering plant in the family Begoniaceae, but I'm not not saying it

Remember, isopropyl for the outside ouchies, tequila for the inside ouchies

My favorite thing about working with hawks is their reaction to being restrained