te pasa por lambeojo
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
te pasa por lambeojo
can't help but see drug reps as charismatic vultures, their smiles too stretched out to be genuine, love that I can just say no we don't do lunches or coffees or whatever the fuck, cuz fuck them
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
can't help but see drug reps as charismatic vultures, their smiles too stretched out to be genuine, love that I can just say no we don't do lunches or coffees or whatever the fuck, cuz fuck them
as a serial YA reader in my teens, I hated the Mortal Instruments runes, like THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU DESCRIBED, they're ugly IDC it's not what I imagined, and seeing people loving them was insane, ugly thick ass things, there's something so weird about them idk
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
as a serial YA reader in my teens, I hated the Mortal Instruments runes, like THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU DESCRIBED, they're ugly IDC it's not what I imagined, and seeing people loving them was insane, ugly thick ass things, there's something so weird about them idk
is it bad I wanted to laugh when this client called me a "selfish cunt" on the phone? too bad that would instigate it so I just hung up
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
is it bad I wanted to laugh when this client called me a "selfish cunt" on the phone? too bad that would instigate it so I just hung up
convirtiéndome en señora, que hago de fiebrua con un electric cleaning brush de costco que conseguí pal black friday, casi muero por la peste a cloro, pero hay que ver cómo funciona el aparato
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
convirtiéndome en señora, que hago de fiebrua con un electric cleaning brush de costco que conseguí pal black friday, casi muero por la peste a cloro, pero hay que ver cómo funciona el aparato
cuando tú tía que desde que te acuerdas está en MLMs te envía el nuevo catálogo de MaryKay, plis titi I ain't buying shit
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
cuando tú tía que desde que te acuerdas está en MLMs te envía el nuevo catálogo de MaryKay, plis titi I ain't buying shit
November Employee of the Month
So do I get money?
Ofc not
So do I get money?
Ofc not
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
November Employee of the Month
So do I get money?
Ofc not
So do I get money?
Ofc not
just wanna be shego
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
just wanna be shego
turning evil cuz of one dumb woman
CAN'T TAKE IT
CAN'T TAKE IT
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
turning evil cuz of one dumb woman
CAN'T TAKE IT
CAN'T TAKE IT
got my first call about not receiving snap benefits for this month, people don't realize how the shut down affects them
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
got my first call about not receiving snap benefits for this month, people don't realize how the shut down affects them
hungry af why you eating a whole pizza in my lobby, I'm going to steal it
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
hungry af why you eating a whole pizza in my lobby, I'm going to steal it
quiero arroz con salchichas
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
quiero arroz con salchichas
felt broke, forgot my automatic transfers to savings, thank you me from the past
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
felt broke, forgot my automatic transfers to savings, thank you me from the past
pana de Humacao, voy a llorar 😭 demasiado de rica y mantequillosa
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
pana de Humacao, voy a llorar 😭 demasiado de rica y mantequillosa
You got me fucked up with your tomato salad
TOMATO, ITALIAN DRESSING AND SEASONING
TOMATO, ITALIAN DRESSING AND SEASONING
October 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You got me fucked up with your tomato salad
TOMATO, ITALIAN DRESSING AND SEASONING
TOMATO, ITALIAN DRESSING AND SEASONING
WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY INCONSIDERATE ASS BITCHES
ITS MY LAST TWO PIECES OF CHOCOLATE AND YOU KNOW YOU BEEN EATING IT AND YOU EAT IT AND CHUCKLE AS YOU THROW IT IN THE TRASH CAN
ITS MY LAST TWO PIECES OF CHOCOLATE AND YOU KNOW YOU BEEN EATING IT AND YOU EAT IT AND CHUCKLE AS YOU THROW IT IN THE TRASH CAN
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY INCONSIDERATE ASS BITCHES
ITS MY LAST TWO PIECES OF CHOCOLATE AND YOU KNOW YOU BEEN EATING IT AND YOU EAT IT AND CHUCKLE AS YOU THROW IT IN THE TRASH CAN
ITS MY LAST TWO PIECES OF CHOCOLATE AND YOU KNOW YOU BEEN EATING IT AND YOU EAT IT AND CHUCKLE AS YOU THROW IT IN THE TRASH CAN
tuna guisa y mangu de almuerzo
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
tuna guisa y mangu de almuerzo
white ladies got me fucked up "Omg that's so hard I can't roll my Rs" ALRIGHT SAY IT WITH ME THEN ITS SCHOOL TIME if one more white person tells me they can't say my name I'LL EXPLODE WHY YOU SO LAZY LISTEN TO HOW I SAY IT DAMN IT already giving up without trying it's so insulting
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
white ladies got me fucked up "Omg that's so hard I can't roll my Rs" ALRIGHT SAY IT WITH ME THEN ITS SCHOOL TIME if one more white person tells me they can't say my name I'LL EXPLODE WHY YOU SO LAZY LISTEN TO HOW I SAY IT DAMN IT already giving up without trying it's so insulting
FUCK MY LIFE WHY DID I RUN OVER A HUGE ROCK UN PEÑON WTF AHHHHHHH
MY TIRE IS FLAT
MY TIRE IS FLAT
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 AM
FUCK MY LIFE WHY DID I RUN OVER A HUGE ROCK UN PEÑON WTF AHHHHHHH
MY TIRE IS FLAT
MY TIRE IS FLAT
workiversary today
2 years here
DAMN
2 years here
DAMN
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
workiversary today
2 years here
DAMN
2 years here
DAMN
49 years working with the community health center 🤯 insane
PLEASE RETIRE
PLEASE RETIRE
October 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
49 years working with the community health center 🤯 insane
PLEASE RETIRE
PLEASE RETIRE
should have known i was bi, loved coffee prince waaaay too much
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and giving each other thumbs up .
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and giving each other thumbs up .
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
should have known i was bi, loved coffee prince waaaay too much
getting the employee spotlight and procrastinating sending my pic for it WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?
JUST GIVE ME MORE MONEY
JUST GIVE ME MORE MONEY
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
getting the employee spotlight and procrastinating sending my pic for it WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?
JUST GIVE ME MORE MONEY
JUST GIVE ME MORE MONEY