Constance Ann
@constanceannx3.bsky.social
Bloody Mary, full of grace 🙏🏼 ✨
actual demon/benadryl pudding pie
actual demon/benadryl pudding pie
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No coffin please. Just wet, wet mud.
May 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
No coffin please. Just wet, wet mud.
My friends in Petaluma got the devastating news last week that their 2.5 yr old daughter has brain cancer. They have a long road ahead of them, but you can help this beautiful little family have one less thing to stress about by donating whatever you can spare. Anything helps 💖
gofund.me/f60ec39f
gofund.me/f60ec39f
Donate to Support Little Mia's Brave Medical Fight, organized by Julie Simone Hebert
On Saturday, April 19 our brave and sweet Mia, just 2 1/2 years old, was… Julie Simone Hebert needs your support for Support Little Mia's Brave Medical Fight
gofund.me
April 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My friends in Petaluma got the devastating news last week that their 2.5 yr old daughter has brain cancer. They have a long road ahead of them, but you can help this beautiful little family have one less thing to stress about by donating whatever you can spare. Anything helps 💖
gofund.me/f60ec39f
gofund.me/f60ec39f
Since when does “blocked” mean that their messages can go to “message requests”?
BLOCKED. As in NO. As in “ACCESS DENIED”
As in “this person is not safe and I do not want them to be able to contact me”
And yet
BLOCKED. As in NO. As in “ACCESS DENIED”
As in “this person is not safe and I do not want them to be able to contact me”
And yet
March 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Since when does “blocked” mean that their messages can go to “message requests”?
BLOCKED. As in NO. As in “ACCESS DENIED”
As in “this person is not safe and I do not want them to be able to contact me”
And yet
BLOCKED. As in NO. As in “ACCESS DENIED”
As in “this person is not safe and I do not want them to be able to contact me”
And yet
Generational wealth?
More like “generational welp”
As in “welp, you better figure that shit out.”
More like “generational welp”
As in “welp, you better figure that shit out.”
March 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Generational wealth?
More like “generational welp”
As in “welp, you better figure that shit out.”
More like “generational welp”
As in “welp, you better figure that shit out.”
Apparently when someone stops you to tell you your dog is cute, the correct response is not shouting “I KNOW, THANK YOU 😍!”
March 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Apparently when someone stops you to tell you your dog is cute, the correct response is not shouting “I KNOW, THANK YOU 😍!”
Bled through two pairs of underwear today, AMA
March 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Bled through two pairs of underwear today, AMA
dunking on someone for a mental break and addiction issues is not the flex you think it is and makes you look like an ass
March 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
dunking on someone for a mental break and addiction issues is not the flex you think it is and makes you look like an ass
Today marks ten years without alcohol. (Not a drop, except a sip of a beer that a bartender handed me that was very much not the kombucha I ordered. Shit happens.)
February 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today marks ten years without alcohol. (Not a drop, except a sip of a beer that a bartender handed me that was very much not the kombucha I ordered. Shit happens.)
good morning to the choir of coyotes behind my apartment whose howling swelled to a terrifying cacophony of ambulance sirens that i assume was in protest to the weather, and good morning to them only.
February 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
good morning to the choir of coyotes behind my apartment whose howling swelled to a terrifying cacophony of ambulance sirens that i assume was in protest to the weather, and good morning to them only.
SOS my boyfriend keeps calling my dog Talmadge and saying he’s going to send him to prep school 😭
February 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOS my boyfriend keeps calling my dog Talmadge and saying he’s going to send him to prep school 😭
Judging by the sad heavy expression of my Lyft drivers face, and the last three songs he has played, I think someone got cheated on.
February 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Judging by the sad heavy expression of my Lyft drivers face, and the last three songs he has played, I think someone got cheated on.
Very casually reading the autobiography of Sonny Barger and it
1. Just makes me miss my dad
2. Makes me think about how my dad was a way better writer and that if dude could get like 5 books pubbed my dad definitely should have written his story
1. Just makes me miss my dad
2. Makes me think about how my dad was a way better writer and that if dude could get like 5 books pubbed my dad definitely should have written his story
January 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Very casually reading the autobiography of Sonny Barger and it
1. Just makes me miss my dad
2. Makes me think about how my dad was a way better writer and that if dude could get like 5 books pubbed my dad definitely should have written his story
1. Just makes me miss my dad
2. Makes me think about how my dad was a way better writer and that if dude could get like 5 books pubbed my dad definitely should have written his story
both listening to and eating Raspberries
January 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
both listening to and eating Raspberries
Re-embracing chokers to hide my tech neck
January 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Re-embracing chokers to hide my tech neck
Today would have been my Dad's 72nd birthday. He packed a lot into those years, more than I'll ever know. I'll never stop seeking out all of the stories, but here is a pretty great overview of what he loved most and dedicated his life to:
www.sturgismuseum.com/class-of-201...
www.sturgismuseum.com/class-of-201...
Ray "Still Ray" Fitzgerald
Freedom Fighter Award
www.sturgismuseum.com
January 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Today would have been my Dad's 72nd birthday. He packed a lot into those years, more than I'll ever know. I'll never stop seeking out all of the stories, but here is a pretty great overview of what he loved most and dedicated his life to:
www.sturgismuseum.com/class-of-201...
www.sturgismuseum.com/class-of-201...
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imagine having enough serotonin left in ur head right now to recap your personal best of 2024, wild if true.
December 31, 2024 at 10:21 PM
imagine having enough serotonin left in ur head right now to recap your personal best of 2024, wild if true.
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Today's treat on This Is Horror Podcast, Danger Slater (@dangerslater.bsky.social) talks about the structure of Starlet, Kit Kats, the Danger Slater origin story, and much more.
www.thisishorror.co.uk/tih-595-dang...
www.thisishorror.co.uk/tih-595-dang...
TIH 595: Danger Slater on The Structure of Starlet, Kit Kats, and The Danger Slater Origin Story
In this podcast, Danger Slater talks about the structure of Starlet, Kit Kats, the Danger Slater origin story, and much more. About Danger Slater Danger Slater is the world’s most flammable writer!…
www.thisishorror.co.uk
December 31, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Today's treat on This Is Horror Podcast, Danger Slater (@dangerslater.bsky.social) talks about the structure of Starlet, Kit Kats, the Danger Slater origin story, and much more.
www.thisishorror.co.uk/tih-595-dang...
www.thisishorror.co.uk/tih-595-dang...
looking at the cost of home ownership in my city, and my partner and i have decided that our retirement plan is to fall off a cruise ship and die.
December 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
looking at the cost of home ownership in my city, and my partner and i have decided that our retirement plan is to fall off a cruise ship and die.
can i make it 10 more days without cutting my own bangs?!?!
December 11, 2024 at 10:49 PM
can i make it 10 more days without cutting my own bangs?!?!
Show a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
December 1, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Show a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
I’m not ready for the PT Cruiser renaissance
November 28, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I’m not ready for the PT Cruiser renaissance
surprise to no one: of the 30 songs on my On Repeat playlist, only 7 of them are not vocalized by anthony green
November 27, 2024 at 7:28 PM
surprise to no one: of the 30 songs on my On Repeat playlist, only 7 of them are not vocalized by anthony green
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 things you like (in no particular order).
1. cute pink things
2. lemon baked goods
3. music I love, played loudly
4. real estate gawking
5. junk shops
6. 90’s media
7. thinking of 10 things
8. completing tasks
9.
10.
1. cute pink things
2. lemon baked goods
3. music I love, played loudly
4. real estate gawking
5. junk shops
6. 90’s media
7. thinking of 10 things
8. completing tasks
9.
10.
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 things you like (in no particular order).
1. possums
2. damp green mossy places
3. the smell of old records
4. elderly muscle cars
5. weird perfumes
6. antique medical tools
7. following traffic laws
8. boys wearing lingerie
9. asmr
10. being a little chilly
1. possums
2. damp green mossy places
3. the smell of old records
4. elderly muscle cars
5. weird perfumes
6. antique medical tools
7. following traffic laws
8. boys wearing lingerie
9. asmr
10. being a little chilly
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 things you like (in no particular order).
1. Dogs
2. Books
3. Horror
4. Mysteries
5. Movies
6. Flappers
7. Witches
8. Trees
9. History
10. Miniatures
1. Dogs
2. Books
3. Horror
4. Mysteries
5. Movies
6. Flappers
7. Witches
8. Trees
9. History
10. Miniatures
November 26, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 things you like (in no particular order).
1. cute pink things
2. lemon baked goods
3. music I love, played loudly
4. real estate gawking
5. junk shops
6. 90’s media
7. thinking of 10 things
8. completing tasks
9.
10.
1. cute pink things
2. lemon baked goods
3. music I love, played loudly
4. real estate gawking
5. junk shops
6. 90’s media
7. thinking of 10 things
8. completing tasks
9.
10.
it was a toss up between this and 30 rock, tbh
November 26, 2024 at 12:50 AM
it was a toss up between this and 30 rock, tbh