Connor Turner
connorturner.bsky.social
Connor Turner
@connorturner.bsky.social
Here’s proof that you can surpass your parents!
it has to infuriate him that she’s a million times better at posting than he’ll ever be
March 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Jesus christ, was I giving him ideas?
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Step aside, football—it's time for a true game of inches!
They should have a Biggest Album Grammy for whoever put out the record with the largest diameter in the previous year
February 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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In a country grappling with significant voter suppression issues...
Not to get all political on you but actually I do think you should be talking to people you know about this
cool how Project 2025 went viral during the election, we were told Trump disavowed it and wouldn't do it, he got elected and started implementing it immediately and now we're being told "well this is what people voted for"

they very explicitly did not
January 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It's like watching Mothra fight Geedorah—I can't choose a side. Forget AI.
This Deepseek thing is like when Godzilla show up to defeat a more evil kaiju
January 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
EU Medicine aims to endure. What do you say, American healthcare industry? Can we lower the acceptable death rate you've set for profit? You deplete a cancer patient's life savings within two years.
January 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They then progressed to "Ever Decreasing Circles," a show literally about people trapped in their own personal hell.
watched the first two episodes of The Good Life last night as I fancied something comforting familiar from my childhood, and my god it was not comforting at all, it's a man having a midlife crisis and then dragging his entire social circle into it with him
January 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's great that the husband stepped up. Back in 1976, when I was 17 and had just given birth to my daughter, I was asked if I wanted to have my tubes tied. Times sure have changed since then.
January 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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I'd stupidly assumed that after decades of Hollywood movies we'd all learned to pick up on evil vibes immediately

They are really not hiding the ball here
January 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The dolphin is definitely saying "help, help," not "hi" or "hello."
January 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
He'll have another drink!
Well I guess the upside is that Pete Hegseth will now quit drinking?
January 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM