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coloradotransplant.bsky.social
@coloradotransplant.bsky.social
Grumpy old lady who geeks out on politics and birds.
No porn/crypto/NO FB LISTS
No DMs unless I know you, & trust me, you *WILL be blocked* immediately if you go there.

And for the “your body, my choice” crowd: how about “your body, my pig pen?”
Pinned
Not quite sure how King Sooper thinks I plan to spend my Monday…
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Has anyone checked on Shady? How’s his guy liner holding up… and should the couch expect angry s*x to ignt?
he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“Stand back and stand by“
the 2025 edition
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
He *thinks* they have a great healthcare plan coming together?? They’ve only had 10 years to get it together.
JD Vance: "I think that we have a great healthcare plan coming together."
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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If you agree that these gentlemen are HEROES then repost this and let’s be friends 🇺🇸
December 6, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Hey @support.bsky.team , what is your problem tonight? I can log in on my phone, but my iPad suddenly doesn't know I exist? Multiple attempts to reset password are unsuccessful.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sure, Sean… go towel off your d!ck on live TV. That has as much qualification for as you do.
Disgusting. You engaged in political gamesmanship using them as pawns knowing they would get harmed and now you question *their* patriotism because some of them aren't wealthy like you and didn't want to work a high stress job for no pay?
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“…As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?”

How do you telegraph nothing, Oz?
BARTIROMO: How do you want this to play out once the ACA subsidies expire?

DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Jurors showed no appetite for the Justice Department's case against "sandwich guy… I’m dead.
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Could be worse… could be comic sans.
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"I could smell the onions and mustard”

Thank heaven it wasn’t teargas…
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I believe the phrase we are looking for here is "damage control"...
Erika Kirk shares heartbreaking questions from daughter after Charlie's murder
Erika Kirk shares heartbreaking questions from daughter after Charlie's murder
www.the-sun.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
DOJ issues arrest warrant in 3, 2, 1…
Kamala Harris: It is about reminding folks that we refuse to kneel at the foot of a tyrant. That's not what we do. We stand for the principles upon which our nation was founded. We believe in the power of the vote, and we are prepared when necessary to fight fire with fire.
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Sooo, the laughable incompetence of ICE officers is now the only excuse needed to brutalize peaceful protesters? Sounds about right for this clown car of an administration.
HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Can you say ”entitled white lady”?

Good, I knew you could!
October 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Can’t afford to pay the troops, but we can find the $$ for this asshat to swing his d!ck for a photo op.
October 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
…Doocy asked Johnson if Santos would be welcomed back. “Well, of course,” Johnson replied, unequivocally. “I mean, that’s our system. If the people duly elect a representative, then we will welcome them into the body. That would be the job of a speaker.”

Adelita Grijalva would like a word.
October 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
For someone who is just 2 heartbeats from the Oval Office, he seems awfully uninformed.
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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#RecipesfromtheAmericanSouth
Could yall help me repost this over 50x:
WASHINGTON DC 10/16/15 @ Politics and Prose at Union Market
Thank you!
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
'It's a sign!' New White House photo of Trump 'with devil horns' sparks online frenzy

www.rawstory.com/trump-267417...

And you know that somewhere Satan is all like, “Dude, leave me the f*ck out of this!”
'It's a sign!' New White House photo of Trump 'with devil horns' sparks online frenzy
A new photograph taken Thursday of President Donald Trump has ignited an online frenzy, with the placement of a golden bald eagle in the White House Cabinet Room having created the illusion that the p...
www.rawstory.com
October 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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My 2 year old is heavily invested in the Gang Gang Cockatoo winning the Bird of the Year. A loss at this point might be the traumatic life event that sends him to therapy. Please save his mental health and vote. 🙏 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Australian bird of the year 2025: vote for your favourite #birdoftheyear in the Guardian / BirdLife Australia poll
From little penguins to (very big) cassowaries, every bird has its fans. Vote for your favourite in the 2025 Guardian/BirdLife Australia poll
www.theguardian.com
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Hi everyone! #RecipesfromtheAmericanSouth is here. Please support by spreading the word! www.phaidon.com/en-us/produc...
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM