Coleen Rand
@coleenrand.bsky.social
Yankees. Ravens. Knicks — but they’ve been breaking my heart for decades.
Progressive from NJ. Starting my Auntie Era. Mayday Martha
Progressive from NJ. Starting my Auntie Era. Mayday Martha
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
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TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
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ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.
Make statues of this.
Make statues of this.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.
Make statues of this.
Make statues of this.
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Couldn't take Chicago, so he's going after Portland. Like a high school bully that got bodied by a wrestler so he tries to take it out on a theater kid. Pathetic.
September 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Couldn't take Chicago, so he's going after Portland. Like a high school bully that got bodied by a wrestler so he tries to take it out on a theater kid. Pathetic.
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@katmabu.bsky.social is out there getting body-slammed by ICE repeatedly in front of a detention center while running for office in Illinois, because she gets the stakes.
Meanwhile Beltway Dems are like, you know what we need more of? Pro-life candidates running for office in the Midwest.
GTFOH.
Meanwhile Beltway Dems are like, you know what we need more of? Pro-life candidates running for office in the Midwest.
GTFOH.
September 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
@katmabu.bsky.social is out there getting body-slammed by ICE repeatedly in front of a detention center while running for office in Illinois, because she gets the stakes.
Meanwhile Beltway Dems are like, you know what we need more of? Pro-life candidates running for office in the Midwest.
GTFOH.
Meanwhile Beltway Dems are like, you know what we need more of? Pro-life candidates running for office in the Midwest.
GTFOH.
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I read 1984.
And Fahrenheit 451.
And A Brave New World. And The Handmaid‘s Tale.
And The Giver.
And The Road.
And The Lottery.
And The Parable of the Sower.
And The Hunger Games.
I know what I’m seeing.
And Fahrenheit 451.
And A Brave New World. And The Handmaid‘s Tale.
And The Giver.
And The Road.
And The Lottery.
And The Parable of the Sower.
And The Hunger Games.
I know what I’m seeing.
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I read 1984.
And Fahrenheit 451.
And A Brave New World. And The Handmaid‘s Tale.
And The Giver.
And The Road.
And The Lottery.
And The Parable of the Sower.
And The Hunger Games.
I know what I’m seeing.
And Fahrenheit 451.
And A Brave New World. And The Handmaid‘s Tale.
And The Giver.
And The Road.
And The Lottery.
And The Parable of the Sower.
And The Hunger Games.
I know what I’m seeing.
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
This is a very excellent thread.
it kills me knowing what’s needed is for people to double down on bucking any demands for “civility” because they understand these demands are training people to surveil & snitch on their neighbors and an exploit to intensify authoritarian control over our thoughts.
September 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is a very excellent thread.
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Trump: I am invading blue cities and launching a holy war to destroy opposition organizations.
Hakeem Jeffries: The legislation Trump introduced in Congress is NOT bipartisan!
Hakeem Jeffries: The legislation Trump introduced in Congress is NOT bipartisan!
The Republican budget bill continues the attack on the healthcare of everyday Americans.
And is a dirty piece of legislation.
And is a dirty piece of legislation.
September 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Trump: I am invading blue cities and launching a holy war to destroy opposition organizations.
Hakeem Jeffries: The legislation Trump introduced in Congress is NOT bipartisan!
Hakeem Jeffries: The legislation Trump introduced in Congress is NOT bipartisan!
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September 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny
September 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny
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Someday I’ll figure out why the ideology that commits the least political violence is nonetheless expected to condemn it the most.
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Someday I’ll figure out why the ideology that commits the least political violence is nonetheless expected to condemn it the most.
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Folks, I know things are a little bit crazy right now, but Lindsey Adler’s fluffy goofball Fisher was involved in a bad situation today and is facing some serious medical care and bills. Anything to help would be extremely extremely appreciated. All the money goes to Fish.
gofund.me/db767a303
gofund.me/db767a303
Donate to Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall, organized by Benjamin Kabak
Lindsey's dog Fisher was involved in a terrible accident today. While we are still… Benjamin Kabak needs your support for Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall
gofund.me
September 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Folks, I know things are a little bit crazy right now, but Lindsey Adler’s fluffy goofball Fisher was involved in a bad situation today and is facing some serious medical care and bills. Anything to help would be extremely extremely appreciated. All the money goes to Fish.
gofund.me/db767a303
gofund.me/db767a303
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Donald Trump is asked how we can fix this country and come together.
His response?
“I couldn’t care less.”
Bro is unfit for office.
His response?
“I couldn’t care less.”
Bro is unfit for office.
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Donald Trump is asked how we can fix this country and come together.
His response?
“I couldn’t care less.”
Bro is unfit for office.
His response?
“I couldn’t care less.”
Bro is unfit for office.
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I’m awaiting Trump’s post about young White men with guns being absolute monsters and a threat to the peace & safety of this country.
September 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m awaiting Trump’s post about young White men with guns being absolute monsters and a threat to the peace & safety of this country.
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.
September 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.
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i need everyone to focus because when it happens we need to immediately end the vance presidency in the crib by starting a rumor he and peter thiel did it
August 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
i need everyone to focus because when it happens we need to immediately end the vance presidency in the crib by starting a rumor he and peter thiel did it
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I hate that by 8:30 every weekday morning I’m at full Madeleine Khan but between fascist Republicans and feckless Democrats, here we are.
a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
ALT: a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
media.tenor.com
August 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I hate that by 8:30 every weekday morning I’m at full Madeleine Khan but between fascist Republicans and feckless Democrats, here we are.
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Centrists mad Obama called Mandami.
Leftists mad Mamdani took Obama’s call.
This is exactly why democrats lose.
Purity = regression
Pragmatism = progress
Leftists mad Mamdani took Obama’s call.
This is exactly why democrats lose.
Purity = regression
Pragmatism = progress
August 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Centrists mad Obama called Mandami.
Leftists mad Mamdani took Obama’s call.
This is exactly why democrats lose.
Purity = regression
Pragmatism = progress
Leftists mad Mamdani took Obama’s call.
This is exactly why democrats lose.
Purity = regression
Pragmatism = progress
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i’ve certainly had my issues with newsom but right now he’s nailing the moment
Reporter: What’s going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president?
Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out
Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out
August 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i’ve certainly had my issues with newsom but right now he’s nailing the moment
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there's a certain dark humor in the fact that the administration is treating a dude throwing a sandwich at a cop like a suicide bombing
This is exactly one block from the sandwich throwing incident. The neighborhood is being collectively punished for it.
Police have set up a checkpoint and appear to be stopping every single car on 14th st NW, between W+V, here in northwest DC. Some cars are being pulled over after being stopped.
Some police are wearing “HSI police” vests (Homeland Security Investigations)
Some police are wearing “HSI police” vests (Homeland Security Investigations)
August 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
there's a certain dark humor in the fact that the administration is treating a dude throwing a sandwich at a cop like a suicide bombing
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I’m surprised the New York Times hasn’t scoured every Ohio diner for Trump voters with very strong opinions about Zohran Mamdani.
August 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I’m surprised the New York Times hasn’t scoured every Ohio diner for Trump voters with very strong opinions about Zohran Mamdani.
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When you strip away humanity
July 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
When you strip away humanity