Colby Pup
@colbypupgb.bsky.social
Normies, read my bio before following...
35 year old Disabled (Cerebral palsy and ADHD) diapered black lab furry from Wisconsin.
If I block you, no, you didn't win, you're just an insufferable moron the world can do without. ♥️ @codychoogle.bsky.social
35 year old Disabled (Cerebral palsy and ADHD) diapered black lab furry from Wisconsin.
If I block you, no, you didn't win, you're just an insufferable moron the world can do without. ♥️ @codychoogle.bsky.social
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If you're a deer that was at MFF, at the Hyatt Regency, that went thru TSA Precheck at ORD Terminal 5 at 8:45am, you left your deer head base on the conveyor! I stood with it for 15 mins hoping you'd come back, then told a TSA agent what it was (+ how $$ it is) and they put it at their front desk 🙏
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If you're a deer that was at MFF, at the Hyatt Regency, that went thru TSA Precheck at ORD Terminal 5 at 8:45am, you left your deer head base on the conveyor! I stood with it for 15 mins hoping you'd come back, then told a TSA agent what it was (+ how $$ it is) and they put it at their front desk 🙏
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My throat is so sore today I can't even talk.
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My throat is so sore today I can't even talk.
I told a joke to Hades once but caught Hell for it
I got this joke about persephone but I'll tell it in the spring
I'm trying to come up with one about Sisyphus but every time I get close to finishing it I have to start over
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I told a joke to Hades once but caught Hell for it
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I'm trying to come up with one about Sisyphus but every time I get close to finishing it I have to start over
I have a joke about Prometheus but I'm being horribly tortured for stealing it and giving it to my friends
I have this joke about Theseus, but I’m rewriting it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm trying to come up with one about Sisyphus but every time I get close to finishing it I have to start over
Last week I had a realization about why I'm little and it has been such a simultaneous revelation and curse.
I have few memories of either of my parents being truly caring or praising me for any of my successes.
With my mom especially, I have way more memories of her yelling or screaming at me.
I have few memories of either of my parents being truly caring or praising me for any of my successes.
With my mom especially, I have way more memories of her yelling or screaming at me.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Last week I had a realization about why I'm little and it has been such a simultaneous revelation and curse.
I have few memories of either of my parents being truly caring or praising me for any of my successes.
With my mom especially, I have way more memories of her yelling or screaming at me.
I have few memories of either of my parents being truly caring or praising me for any of my successes.
With my mom especially, I have way more memories of her yelling or screaming at me.
Pretty sad state of affairs when sports journalists will stand up to Donnie Dipshit more than news journalists.
Donnie Dipshit demanded Roger Clemens get in the Hall of Fame.
He got FIVE VOTES. Fuck you, you juiced asshole and your fat orange booster.
Donnie Dipshit demanded Roger Clemens get in the Hall of Fame.
He got FIVE VOTES. Fuck you, you juiced asshole and your fat orange booster.
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pretty sad state of affairs when sports journalists will stand up to Donnie Dipshit more than news journalists.
Donnie Dipshit demanded Roger Clemens get in the Hall of Fame.
He got FIVE VOTES. Fuck you, you juiced asshole and your fat orange booster.
Donnie Dipshit demanded Roger Clemens get in the Hall of Fame.
He got FIVE VOTES. Fuck you, you juiced asshole and your fat orange booster.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel
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I’m sure there are more criminals and felons in the current administration than are getting rounded up by ICE
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’m sure there are more criminals and felons in the current administration than are getting rounded up by ICE
@stellarantares.bsky.social, I just found your profile and I'm chuckling because for months I've been working on a story with a ship named Antares that encounters a cyclone.
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@stellarantares.bsky.social, I just found your profile and I'm chuckling because for months I've been working on a story with a ship named Antares that encounters a cyclone.
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
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Y'all have kept us so busy I didn't have time until now to post booth photos!
Sunday is your last chance to get something from us at MFF. We're already sold out of a few things, so get down to the den early tomorrow to make sure you get the toy you want!
Sunday is your last chance to get something from us at MFF. We're already sold out of a few things, so get down to the den early tomorrow to make sure you get the toy you want!
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Y'all have kept us so busy I didn't have time until now to post booth photos!
Sunday is your last chance to get something from us at MFF. We're already sold out of a few things, so get down to the den early tomorrow to make sure you get the toy you want!
Sunday is your last chance to get something from us at MFF. We're already sold out of a few things, so get down to the den early tomorrow to make sure you get the toy you want!
I CAN'T GET WHAT I WANT, SO EVERYONE ELSE MUST DIE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THE BLACK LADY.
FUCK OFF.
FUCK OFF.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I CAN'T GET WHAT I WANT, SO EVERYONE ELSE MUST DIE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THE BLACK LADY.
FUCK OFF.
FUCK OFF.
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Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
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To all the people offended that I used the term Boomer:
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To all the people offended that I used the term Boomer:
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
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The mailman put a package in our box that was wide enough to get in the box from the back, but it wouldn't fit out the customer door.
Had to grab a utility knife, cut the front of the box off, pull the stuff out of the box and then crush the box slightly to get it the fuck out of my mailbox.
Had to grab a utility knife, cut the front of the box off, pull the stuff out of the box and then crush the box slightly to get it the fuck out of my mailbox.
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The mailman put a package in our box that was wide enough to get in the box from the back, but it wouldn't fit out the customer door.
Had to grab a utility knife, cut the front of the box off, pull the stuff out of the box and then crush the box slightly to get it the fuck out of my mailbox.
Had to grab a utility knife, cut the front of the box off, pull the stuff out of the box and then crush the box slightly to get it the fuck out of my mailbox.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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I missed this important one on Friday.
9th Cir. holds anti-trans organizations and parents lack standing to challenge Washington laws providing mental health care and shelter to trans minors who run away.
cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
9th Cir. holds anti-trans organizations and parents lack standing to challenge Washington laws providing mental health care and shelter to trans minors who run away.
cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
July 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I missed this important one on Friday.
9th Cir. holds anti-trans organizations and parents lack standing to challenge Washington laws providing mental health care and shelter to trans minors who run away.
cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
9th Cir. holds anti-trans organizations and parents lack standing to challenge Washington laws providing mental health care and shelter to trans minors who run away.
cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
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The fascists are counting on you finding erotica and porn too distasteful to support. Because they always start here. And even if they ended here, sexuality and erotism are integral components of queer expression. You can't support queer creators without supporting 'nsfw' content.
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The fascists are counting on you finding erotica and porn too distasteful to support. Because they always start here. And even if they ended here, sexuality and erotism are integral components of queer expression. You can't support queer creators without supporting 'nsfw' content.
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