Dowager Allison Salmon
@codecrafty.bsky.social
I've made a bunch of games and a couple kids.
Programming Design Patterns Wonk.
Chaotic bi 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈
I would rather be outside
My opinions are my own. She/Her.
Programming Design Patterns Wonk.
Chaotic bi 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈
I would rather be outside
My opinions are my own. She/Her.
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this is what game programming is like
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
this is what game programming is like
So way back when games came on discs...I was responsible for burning discs for QA to test with. One day I burn a disc and QA comes back saying it won't boot. Which is weird cause nothing has changed that should cause that. So I burn another and test locally. It's fine for me but QA takes it...
but bring back hard drive clicking and disk grinding sounds we're supposed to be able to hear data being accessed
My opinion of modern technology is that everything needs to beep less
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So way back when games came on discs...I was responsible for burning discs for QA to test with. One day I burn a disc and QA comes back saying it won't boot. Which is weird cause nothing has changed that should cause that. So I burn another and test locally. It's fine for me but QA takes it...
I can tell I'm getting old because I forgot to pack ANY lipstick for this trip but was careful to make sure I packed my fiber supplements and meds....Yes I do own a pill organizer.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I can tell I'm getting old because I forgot to pack ANY lipstick for this trip but was careful to make sure I packed my fiber supplements and meds....Yes I do own a pill organizer.
Never a dull moment I guess...off I go to Burbank!
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Never a dull moment I guess...off I go to Burbank!
My favorite M+Dev interaction this year was people coming up to me and being like "HEY! You're the engineering Management lady! I have some questions."
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My favorite M+Dev interaction this year was people coming up to me and being like "HEY! You're the engineering Management lady! I have some questions."
Also Rocky Rococo youtu.be/sltM2MhYeSk?...
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Also Rocky Rococo youtu.be/sltM2MhYeSk?...
Throw the whole man away
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Throw the whole man away
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
M+Dev 2025 is bigger and better than ever. Kick-off party and Day 1 was fantastic. The tone has been really uplifting, it's a rough time in the industry but there is energy and hope in this community to build a better future for this industry! #GameDev
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
M+Dev 2025 is bigger and better than ever. Kick-off party and Day 1 was fantastic. The tone has been really uplifting, it's a rough time in the industry but there is energy and hope in this community to build a better future for this industry! #GameDev
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SONG FOR A FURRY
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
SONG FOR A FURRY
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
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many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
BREAKING: The US FAA has said thst it is cutting flight capacity by 10% at multiple airports across the USA while the federal government still is shutdown
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
MERGABLE BLUEPRINTS WHEN?!
This would make my life so so much easier 😭
This would make my life so so much easier 😭
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
MERGABLE BLUEPRINTS WHEN?!
This would make my life so so much easier 😭
This would make my life so so much easier 😭
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LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!
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hell yeah
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
hell yeah
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Hi guys!! I am going to be putting together some bundles from this dragon hoard to raise food bank money. A lot of them are rare and no longer available. 💕
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hi guys!! I am going to be putting together some bundles from this dragon hoard to raise food bank money. A lot of them are rare and no longer available. 💕
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
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I saw someone claiming to be a 10x engineer today. 10x engineers are a mythology, based on a misunderstanding of study results, so making such a claim is risible.
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I saw someone claiming to be a 10x engineer today. 10x engineers are a mythology, based on a misunderstanding of study results, so making such a claim is risible.
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Next week LinkedIn will use your personal data for AI training by automatically enabling permissions.
To manually turn off go to:
Settings ➡️ Data Privacy ➡️ under
“How LinkedIn uses your data” click “Data for Generative AI improvement” ➡️ toggle off
To manually turn off go to:
Settings ➡️ Data Privacy ➡️ under
“How LinkedIn uses your data” click “Data for Generative AI improvement” ➡️ toggle off
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Next week LinkedIn will use your personal data for AI training by automatically enabling permissions.
To manually turn off go to:
Settings ➡️ Data Privacy ➡️ under
“How LinkedIn uses your data” click “Data for Generative AI improvement” ➡️ toggle off
To manually turn off go to:
Settings ➡️ Data Privacy ➡️ under
“How LinkedIn uses your data” click “Data for Generative AI improvement” ➡️ toggle off
Duolingo forcing me to have the stupidest nonsensical conversations with its AI chat feature. Translation in the alt text.
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Duolingo forcing me to have the stupidest nonsensical conversations with its AI chat feature. Translation in the alt text.
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If you did paid work for a game you shouldn’t be in “special thanks”
‘Special thanks’ is for people’s dogs and cats. Not for people who spent five years of their lives actively developing a videogame for you
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If you did paid work for a game you shouldn’t be in “special thanks”
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Our couples costume this year: the Blue Prince and the Blue Prince Inventory and UI 💙👑✨
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Our couples costume this year: the Blue Prince and the Blue Prince Inventory and UI 💙👑✨