cobwoms
@cobwoms.bsky.social
i am the stinky worm type of person. they/them in toronto
i'm going to get a hat that says "classic virgo" even tho i'm not a virgo and i don't know what that means
October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i'm going to get a hat that says "classic virgo" even tho i'm not a virgo and i don't know what that means
who up demolishing they east wing
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
who up demolishing they east wing
don't talk to me until i've had my waking up liquid
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
don't talk to me until i've had my waking up liquid
everyone is insufferable
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
everyone is insufferable
are we all just going to forget justin bieber had an illegal monkey
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
are we all just going to forget justin bieber had an illegal monkey
they need to do a season of bake-off where they give everyone twice as much time, say "take it easy, do your best" and maybe not in the hottest days of summer, try baking in october
September 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
they need to do a season of bake-off where they give everyone twice as much time, say "take it easy, do your best" and maybe not in the hottest days of summer, try baking in october
i've never had disney plus but i might signup just so i can cancel it
September 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i've never had disney plus but i might signup just so i can cancel it
if they won't watch bake-off with you, they might be a cake hater! 🙀
September 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
if they won't watch bake-off with you, they might be a cake hater! 🙀
those of you with wall calendars. what month it on?
September 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
those of you with wall calendars. what month it on?
that moment when you find out your mom was written by a GenAI 🤯
August 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
that moment when you find out your mom was written by a GenAI 🤯
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
please help
body long
thanks in advance
body long
thanks in advance
July 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
please help
body long
thanks in advance
body long
thanks in advance
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Trans kids deserve to live
Trans kids deserve to live
trans kids deserve to live
June 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Trans kids deserve to live
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June 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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stop naming weed strains ‘skullfucker kush’ and start naming weed strains ‘longfiddle leaf’
May 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
stop naming weed strains ‘skullfucker kush’ and start naming weed strains ‘longfiddle leaf’
"remember when i found $50 and i spontaneously bought a tortilla press? well, now it's cinco de mayo"
May 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"remember when i found $50 and i spontaneously bought a tortilla press? well, now it's cinco de mayo"
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
doing the world a service by educating the next generation that you gotta dip dip your nugs
March 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
doing the world a service by educating the next generation that you gotta dip dip your nugs
the air fryer beeps menacingly at me
March 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
the air fryer beeps menacingly at me
who decided they should be called MILFs and not yummy mommys
February 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
who decided they should be called MILFs and not yummy mommys
idea: hire a big strong gorilla to walk into the white house, scoop up the president and his goons, put 'em in a big barrel and throw it off a building
February 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
idea: hire a big strong gorilla to walk into the white house, scoop up the president and his goons, put 'em in a big barrel and throw it off a building
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if youre ever feeling bad about not having enough money just remember that the richest man in the world posts 1000s of times a month about culture wars stuff and lives in a state of constant agony
February 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
if youre ever feeling bad about not having enough money just remember that the richest man in the world posts 1000s of times a month about culture wars stuff and lives in a state of constant agony