cmj912.bsky.social
@cmj912.bsky.social
Aspiring to beefy adequate mediocrity.
I loved these for the rainbow waistband but they were so old they'd shred if you moved
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I loved these for the rainbow waistband but they were so old they'd shred if you moved
Pinkie (Saturday)
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Pinkie (Saturday)
Sometimes I feel really, really weird and not beefy at all.
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sometimes I feel really, really weird and not beefy at all.
Do you know what you're being for Halloween? I can't come up with anything.
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Do you know what you're being for Halloween? I can't come up with anything.
I'll take "shoulda translated that shirt first" for $200, Alex.
Sadly it is now faded to unreadable.
Sadly it is now faded to unreadable.
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'll take "shoulda translated that shirt first" for $200, Alex.
Sadly it is now faded to unreadable.
Sadly it is now faded to unreadable.
Dysmorphia is debilitating sometimes
October 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dysmorphia is debilitating sometimes
Happy Friday from your neighborhood pie enthusiast.
October 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy Friday from your neighborhood pie enthusiast.
Last autumn 🍂 before I started two leg days per week I had a dream called 'flannel nightmare'
October 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Last autumn 🍂 before I started two leg days per week I had a dream called 'flannel nightmare'
The reason I take semi naked pics is because I can't tell if it looks like I work out when I'm dressed and one time my friend said it looks like I have no ass
October 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The reason I take semi naked pics is because I can't tell if it looks like I work out when I'm dressed and one time my friend said it looks like I have no ass
Comparison is the thief of joy, but...
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Comparison is the thief of joy, but...
A bulkaversary photo from a day or two after the less-risqué IG version!
October 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A bulkaversary photo from a day or two after the less-risqué IG version!
On Sept 29, 2024, union suits were 75% off!
Well,.mine was, anyway.
Well,.mine was, anyway.
September 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
On Sept 29, 2024, union suits were 75% off!
Well,.mine was, anyway.
Well,.mine was, anyway.
Good morning to all the guys gals and theys fully dressed in the dry sauna.
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Good morning to all the guys gals and theys fully dressed in the dry sauna.
Breaking news! A gay does a leg day! 😅🤷♂️
September 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Breaking news! A gay does a leg day! 😅🤷♂️
Last summer's pork pie rejects
September 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Last summer's pork pie rejects
so then i ate a few sandwiches and then Monday happened and then...
September 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
so then i ate a few sandwiches and then Monday happened and then...
Almost snuggie season
September 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Almost snuggie season
Trying to recall a time compared with the present that seems to be many quarter pounders ago
September 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trying to recall a time compared with the present that seems to be many quarter pounders ago
I looked jacked in the gym mirror, I swear 🤷
September 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I looked jacked in the gym mirror, I swear 🤷
When do you take out your air-conditioning?
September 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When do you take out your air-conditioning?
Not usually a sp*mmer but my phone takes the most wildly different photos. This was this morning.
August 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Not usually a sp*mmer but my phone takes the most wildly different photos. This was this morning.
I go to sleep the night before excited about getting to have a cup of coffee the next morning
August 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I go to sleep the night before excited about getting to have a cup of coffee the next morning
Favorite outfit anniversary 💕 (2024)
I'm not taking pictures as regularly because it was causing incredible anxiety but I promise something new soon
I'm not taking pictures as regularly because it was causing incredible anxiety but I promise something new soon
August 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Favorite outfit anniversary 💕 (2024)
I'm not taking pictures as regularly because it was causing incredible anxiety but I promise something new soon
I'm not taking pictures as regularly because it was causing incredible anxiety but I promise something new soon