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Scott
@clowntoucher.bsky.social
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Really cool that if something goes wrong with your car you’re basically stranded
July 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reposted by Scott
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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There is only one solution to this kind of bullying, and because it happens to be a politician doing the bullying, you're not allowed to say what it is. I suspect this would stop rather quickly if it was deployed, though.
one of the most insane normalized aspects of our political climate is politicians going after their own constituents in the name of anti-wokeness. what are we doing here
May 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Surely it’s just one corrupt company and not a whole system that’s broken. *Puts finger to earpiece to listen* I’ve just heard some terrible news
TIL that after the shooting death of CEO Brian Thompson UnitedHealthcare approved many life-saving medical procedures it has been holding out on because of sudden internal panic and public scrutiny. So, Luigi (innocent until proven guilty) probably saved more lives than he took.
May 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
good song
May 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Are we sure Robbie Williams isn’t a psyop invented by the British to torment Americans
January 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Getting drunk and watching MsMojo’s top 20 times Talk Show Hosts Cried on TV
November 28, 2024 at 5:55 AM
No it’s fine I don’t need my shoes
November 22, 2024 at 2:24 AM
November 20, 2024 at 6:18 PM
every post on Twitter has the first reply repeat the same thing and then you click on their profile and it looks like this और आपको तुरंत फोलो बैक मिल जायेगा ये मेरी गारंटी है । आपको भी आने वाले समय में भरपूर सहयोग मिलेगा। धन्यवाद। जो भी मेरे ब्लू टिक वाले साथी है उनसे निवेदन है कि @DineshB15328320 भाई को फॉलो कर लो 40 -50 कम पड़ रहे है भाई का अकाउंट मोनेटाइज ह
November 16, 2024 at 9:19 AM
yeah we in the poop zone out here. We’re taking 5-6 shits a day. We’re wiping too much. My gut microbiome lies in ruins. I’m googling probiotic foods. I’m eating yogurt. Nothing helps
November 15, 2024 at 8:52 PM
When grimes said “we appreciate power” did she mean Power the blood fiend from Chainsaw Man or did she mean like fascism
November 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
This could’ve been us but you had to vote for Trump
November 14, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Not now kitten daddy is getting thrashed in sekiro
October 18, 2024 at 11:43 PM
eating a giant fucning lunch and having to clock back in at my email job
October 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I wouldn’t call it junk food. It was well made and felt earnest. Junk food would be like Godzilla X Kong, which is probably my favorite movie this year
I actually really liked the stupid D&D movie. It was fun. Was it high cinema? No. Did it keep me laughing, entertained, and engaged? Fuck yes it did. Sometimes junk food for the eyes and brain is A-OK.
October 17, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I love coming back here every 6 months
October 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Jay Leno going fully Hollow and driving around a cybertruck
December 8, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Together comrades, we can rise up and end true oppression. Together, we can all get The Pass
November 29, 2023 at 9:07 PM
logging off
November 19, 2023 at 7:50 PM
It’s ok Armored Core VI, you’re still my GOTY
November 14, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Why does Netflix stream quality always look like ass? Trying to watch a dark scene on that platform is a nightmare
November 9, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Getting mad at the World Series teams because “My team would’ve got better tv ratings >:( “
November 2, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Didn’t get many trick or treaters last night so I told this kid he could grab whatever candy he wanted and he said “Well shit!”
November 1, 2023 at 4:23 PM